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Kompownd
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darkwolf007
User ID: 69195067 United States 11/10/2015 04:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't watch porn. Shit ruins your brian. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70772639 I'm pretty basic in bed unless it's a holiday or something. Most sex is maintenance sex anyway. I life to eat my wife's peach for about a half hour. I do it right. Start on the outside and work my way in getting every little fold. I'll put a couple fingers on her skeen gland to make her squirt. Once she's had 3 or 4 orgasms and she's all sloppy I'll slide in the horsey. I'm 40 now so I can buck that shit as long as I want. So I do the 5 short 1 long method. Usually gets her off again. I'll flip that ass over and drill her posterior fornyx cause there's extra nerves there that go right to her brain. Makes her gobble like a turkey. Then I put her in the buck. Her legs up over my shoulders and I pound that pussy until my dick pukes in her. Sometimes I'll go for two if she's been drinking but it takes like an hour of angry fucking. She gets sore and shit. About twice a year I break out the KY and get my entire hand up in there. She's gotta be real drunk for that. I'm 6'4" and my mitts are pretty big. Once I get it loosened up I hammer that cervix with rapid upper cuts like mike Tyson. She walks on air for the next week after that. She soaks the bed and shit is awesome. GROSS I take it that you LOVE that bed too, AC. I agree with the second AC wholeheartedly. Though it was rather entertaining to me regardless. Dear Penthouse! material if anything. Conspiracy Theorist is nothing more than a derogatory title used to dismiss a critical thinker. A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, 'You are mad; you are not like us." -- St. Anthony The Great Social Credit Loser here. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 59913157 United States 11/10/2015 04:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't watch porn. Shit ruins your brian. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70772639 I'm pretty basic in bed unless it's a holiday or something. Most sex is maintenance sex anyway. I life to eat my wife's peach for about a half hour. I do it right. Start on the outside and work my way in getting every little fold. I'll put a couple fingers on her skeen gland to make her squirt. Once she's had 3 or 4 orgasms and she's all sloppy I'll slide in the horsey. I'm 40 now so I can buck that shit as long as I want. So I do the 5 short 1 long method. Usually gets her off again. I'll flip that ass over and drill her posterior fornyx cause there's extra nerves there that go right to her brain. Makes her gobble like a turkey. Then I put her in the buck. Her legs up over my shoulders and I pound that pussy until my dick pukes in her. Sometimes I'll go for two if she's been drinking but it takes like an hour of angry fucking. She gets sore and shit. About twice a year I break out the KY and get my entire hand up in there. She's gotta be real drunk for that. I'm 6'4" and my mitts are pretty big. Once I get it loosened up I hammer that cervix with rapid upper cuts like mike Tyson. She walks on air for the next week after that. She soaks the bed and shit is awesome. GROSS I take it that you LOVE that bed too, AC. I agree with the second AC wholeheartedly. Though it was rather entertaining to me regardless. Dear Penthouse! material if anything. 100% true. I could go on if you'd like. |
ShallowGravy
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darkwolf007
User ID: 69195067 United States 11/10/2015 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't watch porn. Shit ruins your brian. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70772639 I'm pretty basic in bed unless it's a holiday or something. Most sex is maintenance sex anyway. I life to eat my wife's peach for about a half hour. I do it right. Start on the outside and work my way in getting every little fold. I'll put a couple fingers on her skeen gland to make her squirt. Once she's had 3 or 4 orgasms and she's all sloppy I'll slide in the horsey. I'm 40 now so I can buck that shit as long as I want. So I do the 5 short 1 long method. Usually gets her off again. I'll flip that ass over and drill her posterior fornyx cause there's extra nerves there that go right to her brain. Makes her gobble like a turkey. Then I put her in the buck. Her legs up over my shoulders and I pound that pussy until my dick pukes in her. Sometimes I'll go for two if she's been drinking but it takes like an hour of angry fucking. She gets sore and shit. About twice a year I break out the KY and get my entire hand up in there. She's gotta be real drunk for that. I'm 6'4" and my mitts are pretty big. Once I get it loosened up I hammer that cervix with rapid upper cuts like mike Tyson. She walks on air for the next week after that. She soaks the bed and shit is awesome. GROSS I take it that you LOVE that bed too, AC. I agree with the second AC wholeheartedly. Though it was rather entertaining to me regardless. Dear Penthouse! material if anything. 100% true. I could go on if you'd like. No thanks. I choose sanity and cleanliness instead. Thanks though! Conspiracy Theorist is nothing more than a derogatory title used to dismiss a critical thinker. A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, 'You are mad; you are not like us." -- St. Anthony The Great Social Credit Loser here. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 10285594 United States 11/10/2015 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm so turned off right now I keep avoiding sex. How do you tell someone who thinks they're pleasing you sexually that they actually turn you off? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66891203 Hairstyle is OP a she or a he? Would help to answer your questions. I'm guessing you are a she. Second, can you give specifics so those of us you are asking can either agree or disagree with what your partner is doing? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 10285594 United States 11/10/2015 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm so turned off right now I keep avoiding sex. How do you tell someone who thinks they're pleasing you sexually that they actually turn you off? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66891203 Hairstyle is OP a she or a he? Would help to answer your questions. I'm guessing you are a she. Second, can you give specifics so those of us you are asking can either agree or disagree with what your partner is doing? "Hairstyle"... That's so funny. Auto correct is amazing sometimes. It was supposed to read "First of all..." :) |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 66891203 United States 11/10/2015 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm so turned off right now I keep avoiding sex. How do you tell someone who thinks they're pleasing you sexually that they actually turn you off? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66891203 Hairstyle is OP a she or a he? Would help to answer your questions. I'm guessing you are a she. Second, can you give specifics so those of us you are asking can either agree or disagree with what your partner is doing? "Hairstyle"... That's so funny. Auto correct is amazing sometimes. It was supposed to read "First of all..." :) "Hairstyle"...the new GLP call out for what is your zex. Me hairstyle is long and silky. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 58124523 United States 11/10/2015 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66891203 There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse. You mean 5 minutes of full nelson followed by a money shot isn't what women like? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10285594 United States 11/10/2015 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66891203 There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse. Well OP IMHO you have a communication issue. Either he thinks your relationship is so in sync you won't be offended and actually like it or you are completely disconnected. I would have an nest conversation with him. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10285594 United States 11/10/2015 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66891203 There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse. Well OP IMHO you have a communication issue. Either he thinks your relationship is so in sync you won't be offended and actually like it or you are completely disconnected. I would have an nest conversation with him. Auto correct again...honest not nest. I know, should slow the hell down and proof read. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70161917 United States 11/10/2015 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't watch porn. Shit ruins your brian. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70772639 I'm pretty basic in bed unless it's a holiday or something. Most sex is maintenance sex anyway. I life to eat my wife's peach for about a half hour. I do it right. Start on the outside and work my way in getting every little fold. I'll put a couple fingers on her skeen gland to make her squirt. Once she's had 3 or 4 orgasms and she's all sloppy I'll slide in the horsey. I'm 40 now so I can buck that shit as long as I want. So I do the 5 short 1 long method. Usually gets her off again. I'll flip that ass over and drill her posterior fornyx cause there's extra nerves there that go right to her brain. Makes her gobble like a turkey. Then I put her in the buck. Her legs up over my shoulders and I pound that pussy until my dick pukes in her. Sometimes I'll go for two if she's been drinking but it takes like an hour of angry fucking. She gets sore and shit. About twice a year I break out the KY and get my entire hand up in there. She's gotta be real drunk for that. I'm 6'4" and my mitts are pretty big. Once I get it loosened up I hammer that cervix with rapid upper cuts like mike Tyson. She walks on air for the next week after that. She soaks the bed and shit is awesome. GROSS I take it that you LOVE that bed too, AC. I agree with the second AC wholeheartedly. Though it was rather entertaining to me regardless. Dear Penthouse! material if anything. Lol Deleted aC sounded like a jackass |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 66891203 United States 11/10/2015 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66891203 There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse. Well OP IMHO you have a communication issue. Either he thinks your relationship is so in sync you won't be offended and actually like it or you are completely disconnected. I would have an nest conversation with him. I have hinted and tried discussing. The new moves are from his porn obsession. I'm just in such a bad place right now. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66073387 United States 11/10/2015 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66891203 There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse. Yes, indeed. TPTB/media own most of the porn - which is about degrading women and teaching the sheeple men to be the abusers. Woman grow up believing in Prince Charming ..and the men grow up believing in hoes. TPTB get off on the chaos... . |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 66891203 United States 11/10/2015 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66891203 There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse. Then break up with him stop wasting both of your time Well I do love him. Its not that simple to just break up. I'm missing the way he used to touch and kiss me. There's no kissing in porn. We used to have forplay and kiss a lot. Now its just all the dirty stuff he sees in porn. I'm left feeling used and very sad inside. And I've just started anti depressants because of the way I feel all the time. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 66891203 United States 11/10/2015 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66891203 There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse. Yes, indeed. TPTB/media own most of the porn - which is about degrading women and teaching the sheeple men to be the abusers. Woman grow up believing in Prince Charming ..and the men grow up believing in hoes. TPTB get off on the chaos... . I did think about a break up, but I don't believe there are any normal guys left in the world left to date. All men watch porn and mimic what they see. So I stay with him, hoping its just a phase. I miss the sweet love making we did when we first met. It was gentle and passionate. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 66891203 United States 11/10/2015 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't watch porn. Shit ruins your brian. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70772639 I'm pretty basic in bed unless it's a holiday or something. Most sex is maintenance sex anyway. I life to eat my wife's peach for about a half hour. I do it right. Start on the outside and work my way in getting every little fold. I'll put a couple fingers on her skeen gland to make her squirt. Once she's had 3 or 4 orgasms and she's all sloppy I'll slide in the horsey. I'm 40 now so I can buck that shit as long as I want. So I do the 5 short 1 long method. Usually gets her off again. I'll flip that ass over and drill her posterior fornyx cause there's extra nerves there that go right to her brain. Makes her gobble like a turkey. Then I put her in the buck. Her legs up over my shoulders and I pound that pussy until my dick pukes in her. Sometimes I'll go for two if she's been drinking but it takes like an hour of angry fucking. She gets sore and shit. About twice a year I break out the KY and get my entire hand up in there. She's gotta be real drunk for that. I'm 6'4" and my mitts are pretty big. Once I get it loosened up I hammer that cervix with rapid upper cuts like mike Tyson. She walks on air for the next week after that. She soaks the bed and shit is awesome. GROSS I take it that you LOVE that bed too, AC. I agree with the second AC wholeheartedly. Though it was rather entertaining to me regardless. Dear Penthouse! material if anything. Lol Deleted aC sounded like a jackass Why do I sound like a jackass? Because I prefer romantic passionate sex to the coldness porn portrays? |
copland
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70690468 United States 11/10/2015 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66891203 There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse. Then break up with him stop wasting both of your time Well I do love him. Its not that simple to just break up. I'm missing the way he used to touch and kiss me. There's no kissing in porn. We used to have forplay and kiss a lot. Now its just all the dirty stuff he sees in porn. I'm left feeling used and very sad inside. And I've just started anti depressants because of the way I feel all the time. wtf? if you end up taking anti-DEPRESSants because of someone in your life its time to rethink that relationship. |
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