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Lovemaking used to have love in it.
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Yeah, I really don't like it when they liked to be choked. Hmm must be abuse deep in the subconscious.
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I don't watch porn. Shit ruins your brian.

I'm pretty basic in bed unless it's a holiday or something. Most sex is maintenance sex anyway.

I life to eat my wife's peach for about a half hour. I do it right. Start on the outside and work my way in getting every little fold. I'll put a couple fingers on her skeen gland to make her squirt.

Once she's had 3 or 4 orgasms and she's all sloppy I'll slide in the horsey. I'm 40 now so I can buck that shit as long as I want. So I do the 5 short 1 long method. Usually gets her off again. I'll flip that ass over and drill her posterior fornyx cause there's extra nerves there that go right to her brain. Makes her gobble like a turkey.

Then I put her in the buck. Her legs up over my shoulders and I pound that pussy until my dick pukes in her. Sometimes I'll go for two if she's been drinking but it takes like an hour of angry fucking. She gets sore and shit.

About twice a year I break out the KY and get my entire hand up in there. She's gotta be real drunk for that. I'm 6'4" and my mitts are pretty big. Once I get it loosened up I hammer that cervix with rapid upper cuts like mike Tyson. She walks on air for the next week after that. She soaks the bed and shit is awesome.
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GROSS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15696271


I take it that you LOVE that bed too, AC. I agree with the second AC wholeheartedly. Though it was rather entertaining to me regardless. Dear Penthouse! material if anything.
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I don't watch porn. Shit ruins your brian.

I'm pretty basic in bed unless it's a holiday or something. Most sex is maintenance sex anyway.

I life to eat my wife's peach for about a half hour. I do it right. Start on the outside and work my way in getting every little fold. I'll put a couple fingers on her skeen gland to make her squirt.

Once she's had 3 or 4 orgasms and she's all sloppy I'll slide in the horsey. I'm 40 now so I can buck that shit as long as I want. So I do the 5 short 1 long method. Usually gets her off again. I'll flip that ass over and drill her posterior fornyx cause there's extra nerves there that go right to her brain. Makes her gobble like a turkey.

Then I put her in the buck. Her legs up over my shoulders and I pound that pussy until my dick pukes in her. Sometimes I'll go for two if she's been drinking but it takes like an hour of angry fucking. She gets sore and shit.

About twice a year I break out the KY and get my entire hand up in there. She's gotta be real drunk for that. I'm 6'4" and my mitts are pretty big. Once I get it loosened up I hammer that cervix with rapid upper cuts like mike Tyson. She walks on air for the next week after that. She soaks the bed and shit is awesome.
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GROSS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15696271


I take it that you LOVE that bed too, AC. I agree with the second AC wholeheartedly. Though it was rather entertaining to me regardless. Dear Penthouse! material if anything.
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100% true. I could go on if you'd like.
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I don't watch porn. Shit ruins your brian.

I'm pretty basic in bed unless it's a holiday or something. Most sex is maintenance sex anyway.

I life to eat my wife's peach for about a half hour. I do it right. Start on the outside and work my way in getting every little fold. I'll put a couple fingers on her skeen gland to make her squirt.

Once she's had 3 or 4 orgasms and she's all sloppy I'll slide in the horsey. I'm 40 now so I can buck that shit as long as I want. So I do the 5 short 1 long method. Usually gets her off again. I'll flip that ass over and drill her posterior fornyx cause there's extra nerves there that go right to her brain. Makes her gobble like a turkey.

Then I put her in the buck. Her legs up over my shoulders and I pound that pussy until my dick pukes in her. Sometimes I'll go for two if she's been drinking but it takes like an hour of angry fucking. She gets sore and shit.

About twice a year I break out the KY and get my entire hand up in there. She's gotta be real drunk for that. I'm 6'4" and my mitts are pretty big. Once I get it loosened up I hammer that cervix with rapid upper cuts like mike Tyson. She walks on air for the next week after that. She soaks the bed and shit is awesome.
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GROSS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15696271


I take it that you LOVE that bed too, AC. I agree with the second AC wholeheartedly. Though it was rather entertaining to me regardless. Dear Penthouse! material if anything.
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100% true. I could go on if you'd like.
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No thanks. I choose sanity and cleanliness instead. Thanks though!
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I'm so turned off right now I keep avoiding sex. How do you tell someone who thinks they're pleasing you sexually that they actually turn you off?
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I'm so turned off right now I keep avoiding sex. How do you tell someone who thinks they're pleasing you sexually that they actually turn you off?
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Hairstyle is OP a she or a he? Would help to answer your questions. I'm guessing you are a she. Second, can you give specifics so those of us you are asking can either agree or disagree with what your partner is doing?
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General Drunken Stumblefuck decide to get a little freaky with you last night, OP?
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I'm so turned off right now I keep avoiding sex. How do you tell someone who thinks they're pleasing you sexually that they actually turn you off?
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Hairstyle is OP a she or a he? Would help to answer your questions. I'm guessing you are a she. Second, can you give specifics so those of us you are asking can either agree or disagree with what your partner is doing?
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"Hairstyle"... That's so funny. Auto correct is amazing sometimes. It was supposed to read "First of all..." :)
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General Drunken Stumblefuck decide to get a little freaky with you last night, OP?
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I thought this was a post from Mrs. Brief.
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Blumpkin . Look it up . It can be fun but if the timing gets off its not fun at all !! Trust me on that .
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I'm so turned off right now I keep avoiding sex. How do you tell someone who thinks they're pleasing you sexually that they actually turn you off?
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Hairstyle is OP a she or a he? Would help to answer your questions. I'm guessing you are a she. Second, can you give specifics so those of us you are asking can either agree or disagree with what your partner is doing?
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"Hairstyle"... That's so funny. Auto correct is amazing sometimes. It was supposed to read "First of all..." :)
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"Hairstyle"...the new GLP call out for what is your zex.

Me hairstyle is long and silky.
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*sex

lol
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Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno.

There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse.
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Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno.

There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse.
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Then break up with him stop wasting both of your time
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Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno.

There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse.
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You mean 5 minutes of full nelson followed by a money shot isn't what women like?
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Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno.

There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse.
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Well OP IMHO you have a communication issue. Either he thinks your relationship is so in sync you won't be offended and actually like it or you are completely disconnected. I would have an nest conversation with him.
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Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno.

There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66891203


Well OP IMHO you have a communication issue. Either he thinks your relationship is so in sync you won't be offended and actually like it or you are completely disconnected. I would have an nest conversation with him.
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Auto correct again...honest not nest. I know, should slow the hell down and proof read.
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I don't watch porn. Shit ruins your brian.

I'm pretty basic in bed unless it's a holiday or something. Most sex is maintenance sex anyway.

I life to eat my wife's peach for about a half hour. I do it right. Start on the outside and work my way in getting every little fold. I'll put a couple fingers on her skeen gland to make her squirt.

Once she's had 3 or 4 orgasms and she's all sloppy I'll slide in the horsey. I'm 40 now so I can buck that shit as long as I want. So I do the 5 short 1 long method. Usually gets her off again. I'll flip that ass over and drill her posterior fornyx cause there's extra nerves there that go right to her brain. Makes her gobble like a turkey.

Then I put her in the buck. Her legs up over my shoulders and I pound that pussy until my dick pukes in her. Sometimes I'll go for two if she's been drinking but it takes like an hour of angry fucking. She gets sore and shit.

About twice a year I break out the KY and get my entire hand up in there. She's gotta be real drunk for that. I'm 6'4" and my mitts are pretty big. Once I get it loosened up I hammer that cervix with rapid upper cuts like mike Tyson. She walks on air for the next week after that. She soaks the bed and shit is awesome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70772639


GROSS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15696271


I take it that you LOVE that bed too, AC. I agree with the second AC wholeheartedly. Though it was rather entertaining to me regardless. Dear Penthouse! material if anything.
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Lol

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aC sounded like a jackass
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Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno.

There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66891203


Well OP IMHO you have a communication issue. Either he thinks your relationship is so in sync you won't be offended and actually like it or you are completely disconnected. I would have an nest conversation with him.
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I have hinted and tried discussing. The new moves are from his porn obsession.

I'm just in such a bad place right now.
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Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno.

There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse.
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Yes, indeed. TPTB/media own most of the porn - which is about degrading women and teaching the sheeple men to be the abusers.

Woman grow up believing in Prince Charming ..and the men grow up believing in hoes.


TPTB get off on the chaos...




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Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno.

There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse.
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Then break up with him stop wasting both of your time
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Well I do love him. Its not that simple to just break up. I'm missing the way he used to touch and kiss me. There's no kissing in porn. We used to have forplay and kiss a lot. Now its just all the dirty stuff he sees in porn. I'm left feeling used and very sad inside. And I've just started anti depressants because of the way I feel all the time.
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popcorn

Porn has ruined people.

Lovemaking used to have love in it.
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Did your boyfriend try to put it in your butt? You poor thing.

chuckle
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No. I wouldn't try that. But I think he wants to vet me drunk enough to try it.
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Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno.

There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66891203


Yes, indeed. TPTB/media own most of the porn - which is about degrading women and teaching the sheeple men to be the abusers.

Woman grow up believing in Prince Charming ..and the men grow up believing in hoes.


TPTB get off on the chaos...




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I did think about a break up, but I don't believe there are any normal guys left in the world left to date. All men watch porn and mimic what they see. So I stay with him, hoping its just a phase. I miss the sweet love making we did when we first met. It was gentle and passionate.
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I don't watch porn. Shit ruins your brian.

I'm pretty basic in bed unless it's a holiday or something. Most sex is maintenance sex anyway.

I life to eat my wife's peach for about a half hour. I do it right. Start on the outside and work my way in getting every little fold. I'll put a couple fingers on her skeen gland to make her squirt.

Once she's had 3 or 4 orgasms and she's all sloppy I'll slide in the horsey. I'm 40 now so I can buck that shit as long as I want. So I do the 5 short 1 long method. Usually gets her off again. I'll flip that ass over and drill her posterior fornyx cause there's extra nerves there that go right to her brain. Makes her gobble like a turkey.

Then I put her in the buck. Her legs up over my shoulders and I pound that pussy until my dick pukes in her. Sometimes I'll go for two if she's been drinking but it takes like an hour of angry fucking. She gets sore and shit.

About twice a year I break out the KY and get my entire hand up in there. She's gotta be real drunk for that. I'm 6'4" and my mitts are pretty big. Once I get it loosened up I hammer that cervix with rapid upper cuts like mike Tyson. She walks on air for the next week after that. She soaks the bed and shit is awesome.
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GROSS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15696271


I take it that you LOVE that bed too, AC. I agree with the second AC wholeheartedly. Though it was rather entertaining to me regardless. Dear Penthouse! material if anything.
 Quoting: darkwolf007


Lol

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aC sounded like a jackass
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Why do I sound like a jackass? Because I prefer romantic passionate sex to the coldness porn portrays?
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Grab him by the hair, and grind yourself silly on his face. Be sure to slap his face firmly every time he comes up for air.

Good luck.
hf
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Basically , I'm tired of being treated like I'm a ho in a porno.

There is no sense of closeness anymore. It sucks. I find myself avoiding sex more and more as each time it gets worse and worse.
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Then break up with him stop wasting both of your time
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Well I do love him. Its not that simple to just break up. I'm missing the way he used to touch and kiss me. There's no kissing in porn. We used to have forplay and kiss a lot. Now its just all the dirty stuff he sees in porn. I'm left feeling used and very sad inside. And I've just started anti depressants because of the way I feel all the time.
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wtf? if you end up taking anti-DEPRESSants because of someone in your life its time to rethink that relationship.
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Grab him by the hair, and grind yourself silly on his face. Be sure to slap his face firmly every time he comes up for air.

Good luck.
hf
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haha





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