WHy Atheists Are Closer to Jesus and God than the so-called religious are

Have you tried not being a faghot?

Yeh, but Satan was no sentient being per se - 'he' was a desert snake - literally. The primitive desert dwellers of the middle east were terrified of snakes because they were bitten and poisoned by them so many times, that they became the epitome of evil, thus given the name Satan.

There's no big mystery to any of it, it's just that bible fucktards don't have the common sense to question any of the rubbish in the Bible.

The Bible and other desert religion texts were all inspired by a) fear of snakes b) delusion induced by heatstroke / dehydration and starvation c) stupidity a.k.a. lack of education.

As mentioned in the other thread, desert dwelling dumbasses thought a mirage was a pool of water... when they saw a man walking on the mirage, they believed he walked on water. This bullshit evolved into the story of Jesus walking on water. There's so much that is so easily debunked, but no need for me to go on, as common sense tells you it was all bullshit anyway.

you atheists are really fucking dumb

I don't think you have checked it out for yourself. Sounds like you are just parroting.

There is plenty of evidence Jesus existed, there is plenty of evidence he was crucified.

The only real explanation for all the reports of people seeing him again after his death, plus the conversion of Paul and James, plus the willingness of people that actually knew him to die claiming that he was risen, is that he was actually risen again after death.

Now that all being true, has profound implications on our existence, but sure go watch something on YouTube saying it is all fake without actually looking into it.

Stupidity: believing in fairytales because you will burn in hell for eternity if you do not.

What evidence? Someone's gospel written two thousand years ago? People do not resurrect in the natural world. It is impossible. What Paul 'received' was a divine vision yes but not what he saw in the natural world. God gave you common sense for goodness sake. why do you refuse to use it? Because someone told you you would burn in eternity if you didn't no doubt. A coward and a fool.

So the atheists are closer to the invisible being that they don't believe exists and the invisible beings invisible son that they also don't believe exists?

God is not of this world, you are though.

Hey it's up to you dude.

If my worldview is true, then you really should check it out.

If your worldview is true, then it does not matter in the slightest what you or me do, so I don't really understand why you are moaning.

So, what they are saying is, Jesus died, became a zombie, then flew away into space? Therefore Jesus is now a fucking zombie astronaut floating out in the cosmos somewhere.

And non-believers are the dumbasses...

If that being is truth then yes.

John 14:6King James Version (KJV)
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

I quote the bible because the bible was intended as a guidebook to truth and the saviour of our souls or minds as the ancient Greek would have it - until it was hijacked by the evil fantasists for their own evil, controlling, political purposes.

They were startled and frightened, thinking they saw a ghost. 38 He said to them, “Why are you troubled, and why do doubts rise in your minds? 39 Look at my hands and my feet. It is I myself! Touch me and see; a ghost does not have flesh and bones, as you see I have.”

^^OK, right...

The Ascension of Jesus
50 When he had led them out to the vicinity of Bethany, he lifted up his hands and blessed them. 51 While he was blessing them, he left them and was taken up into heaven. 52 Then they worshiped him and returned to Jerusalem with great joy. 53 And they stayed continually at the temple, praising God.

^^Yet, Jesus said he wasn't a ghost but a flesh and blood being, right?? And apparently:

"I declare to you, brothers and sisters, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God, nor does the perishable inherit the imperishable."

^^Yet Jesus - the flesh and blood being jetpacked into the heavens to enter God's kingdom... only problem is, the flesh and blood cannot enter, so zombie jesus is now floating around in space somewhere LOLOL

You bibletards... gotta feel sorry for you.

Yo, Jesus! If you're out there, man, this bud's for you: