I was placed on one such list. I sharted in a booth in outback while on a date. Luckily I had a spare pair of undies in the trunk of my car from when I was at the gym earlier that day. There was a problem in the restroom and it was shut down so I tried to change under the tale very inconspicuously.

Some kid looked under the table. Saw my worm. Along with the undies with the doo doo biscuit in the crotch. Life....it's a trip chico.