My drunk uncle just puked all over our Thanksgiving turkey, sullied the entire meal

America invented the thing you use in your shitty little life, called the internet.

Your country, did not invent shit.

Grab his wallet while he's down. Take out money to cover the ruined turkey

stick a drumstick up his ass , and beat him up beat the hell out of him, and then kill him and cook and eat him ....thats what i would do anyways if i were you

this is Brian Williams reporting for you, live, from the scene.

Granny gets the wish bone. Go granny!

IF that really happened, and not just a troll post, then......

Ah, the holidays.

OP's uncle , that's who - LEGEND'S never quit

Bump

take it out back by the cheap plastic pool....toss a match into it and write it off...back to the fridge...little Debbie donuts check...wonder bread check...grape jelly with hardened pieces of peanut butter in it check beef jerky and mayo check?

hey...you think at plymouth rock
there wasn't someone who's squaw didn't puke

it's a thanksgiving tradition

and 5G frequencies....