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Keshe recalls shipped magrav units

 
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11/30/2015 05:53 PM
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Keshe recalls shipped magrav units
Several purchasers of a Keshe Magrav Power Unit reported receiving the following notification today:

Dear Magravs-Power Systems Purchasers,

I would like to thank you for purchasing the Magravs-Power Systems (Universal and Car).

Due to the manufacturing process, corrections where needed to improve the efficiency of the systems. We have used knowledge from all our supporters to bring forward the improved product. This has now been perfected and we thank everyone!

These changes have required us to recall the current units in shipment, so that we can offer the latest, updated product, to all our customers.

We have achieved the final point of manufacturing, to bring forward the product that customers are expecting from us, with the efficiency planned from the beginning.

The manufacturers have already started production on the updated systems and we will ship new product out this week. All Magravs-Power Systems (Universal and Car) ordered, will be shipped in December, as the manufacturing capacity increases.

If you have received any units, which might not be performing as designed, please contact through the support page ( [link to www.keshefoundation.] - click on the Support FAQ on the right), so we may re-ship you a new, updated Magravs-Power System.

I apologize for this delay, and want to thank all our supporters for your trust in the Foundation.

M T Keshe
The Director of the Keshe Foundation
 Quoting: [link to forum.keshefoundation.org]


First, he promised to ship in September, then he promised to ship before October 16th, then he promised to ship during the blueprint week, ..., now he promises to ship in December.

It's the same story all over again ("Keshe timeline of lackl of success"):

[link to pesn.com]

Keshe doesn't have a working system himself. The ridiculous Philippine setup he showed during the 89th workshop is probably a fake.

If you ordered one, don't stay a fool. Demand your money back immediately, as aggressive as neccessary!
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11/30/2015 06:06 PM
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Re: Keshe recalls shipped magrav units
Keshe needs his kneecaps broken
initiating doom on elites in 5...4...3...2...1

Try a vegetarian dinner tonight! :D
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11/30/2015 06:07 PM
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Re: Keshe recalls shipped magrav units
Kesha is drunk right now
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11/30/2015 06:10 PM
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My guess is that they are diverting their products for use by the Russian military, who have a pretty solid lock on anything MagRav and whom just a few days ago deployed a bunch of units in Syria.
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11/30/2015 06:51 PM
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Re: Keshe recalls shipped magrav units
My guess is that they are diverting their products for use by the Russian military, who have a pretty solid lock on anything MagRav and whom just a few days ago deployed a bunch of units in Syria.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5431797


Guess again. The actual reason is that some of the reindeer are sick and Father Christmas needs some Keshe units for extra anti-gravity power !

 
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11/30/2015 07:01 PM
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Keshe Supporters ---> sideways <--- Keshe
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

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11/30/2015 07:33 PM
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Keshe Supporters ---> sideways <--- Keshe
 Quoting: Saddletramp


You can get more energy out of a banana, than a Keshe.
Have a nice day = GFY. GFY = Go Fuck Yourself. If this offends you then have a nice day.
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11/30/2015 07:36 PM
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Re: Keshe recalls shipped magrav units
He just needs more money.
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11/30/2015 08:00 PM
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Re: Keshe recalls shipped magrav units
Keshe Supporters ---> sideways <--- Keshe
 Quoting: Saddletramp


You can get more energy out of a banana, than a Keshe.
 Quoting: Carnac The Magnificent




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11/30/2015 08:09 PM
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Keshe Supporters ---> sideways <--- Keshe
 Quoting: Saddletramp


You can get more energy out of a banana, than a Keshe.
 Quoting: Carnac The Magnificent


Actually there are quite a few megatons of energy in a banana. It's just dangerous (and difficult) to release it.
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12/02/2015 04:06 PM
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Re: Keshe recalls shipped magrav units
Someone posted a very appropriate comment at revolution-green.com:

You have to wonder about the IQ of ANYBODY who orders ANYTHING from a self-proclaimed Messiah.
 Quoting: [link to revolution-green.com]


For those who still don't know what this Messiah thing about Keshe means: Keshe declared himself (seriously!) the Messiah in April 2014. You can (and should!) listen to the fateful statement yourself (@1:07:50):

I have created you, and at my wish, I can end your life. You wished, and for years you asked for Messiah. Here I am, standing in front of you.
 Quoting: [link to original.livestream.com]





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