Our biggest celebrity "Obama" going on Bear Grylls Running Wild???? WTF?!?!

My guess is he'll survive, what with....

a sniper team,

secret service

24/7 air support from helicopters

and fighter jets.....

It'll all be worth it if Grylls can get him to drink his own piss.

Can 1 polar bear save America?

No way???

Is this serious?

I'm afraid it is.



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Its A PR stunt

the saltwater enima

just wat the pres needs

hahahahaha a FAKE survival show featuring a FAKE president. how poetic.

Obama ate a live cock while Bear Grylls watched.

Yeah, we couldn't believe it ourselves, when we heard he was doing this while visiting our town last September...
-his timing really screwed things up for us, hunting-wise; Why in the world would he show up here on the first day of MOOSE SEASON??! ...Damn, I swear he did that on purpose....everything in Seward came to a screeching halt; school bussing,road blocks,temporary flight restrictions, no aviation fuel sales,access to hunting trailheads for moose hunting...
Was pretty comical, when we heard that he was in the National Park grounds, filming with Bear G.....
-Became not-so-comical when we heard that he liked it so much, he'd considered moving here at the end of his term...Uggg :(((

This was during the same Alaskan trip that a Salmon jizzed on him right?

Thread: Salmon jizzes all over Obama on fishing trip...

Damage control from the Arab world calling him a Girl and Pussy which has now leeched over into western culture. It won't work.

does TMZ know he's crushing da bears gryll?

I was thinking the same thing

Two liars go camping. I wonder what hotel they stayed in.

Oh my Gawd insert banana here

He could chew corn from a field a mile away

He's going to teach Bear to survive on nothing but raw dick.

HA HA

....he didn't stay overnight, it was just an afternoon of filming out at Exit Glacier National Park, with Bear G.-
-the Secret Service were kinda cool, though; we got to know some of them; they were here for over a week-

Up next, Obama and Les Stroud on the hunt for Bigfoot in Alaska.

oh no.

Les Stroud is too awesome for fake shit like that.

The press be preppin'

Doom imminent,

I used to like Les Stroud a lot. I stated to watch him a lot of years ago, when he was on Discovery. But when he came out with the Bigfoot episodes earlier this year. I duuno, I just don't like him as much now. I mean, I'm sure Bigfoot is out there. But Les didn't need to jump on the hunting Bigfoot bandwagon. Plenty of shows out there on that.

If we get lucky, if the WHOLE world gets lucky, he'll be mauled by a bear, bitten by a mamba, stung by a black scorpion....Keep hope alive!!

Dace, you got a pretty high score on this one. Maybe not gold star, but definite chuckle.

Maybe he can get Obama to jump off a cliff.

That's Obama's favorite, easily digestible, high-protein snack.

i hope he makes him sleep in the guts of a camel....