Christmas day with the mother in law is a pure turd-fest

For a woman that well off she's so cheap we've received crap purchased at Goodwill....I'd sooner spend three hours having my back and grundle waxed but oh no, make the trek, smile like a dumb f*ck, and pretend your appreciation means more than the load of shite hauled out to the dumpster when we get back home. I truly hate this time of year.