Anonymous Coward User ID: 71104530 Australia 12/26/2015 09:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Grizzly Bear Menaces Woman. Woman Plays Dead. Bear Attacks Woman. Woman's Husband Fires Gun at Grizzly. Woman Dies From Gunshot Wound to Chest. Yep, that's right. A woman played dead to avoid being mauled by a grizzly bear. Only problem is, playing dead is an outdated self defense measure that has since been discovered to do absolutely nothing. So, the bear mauled the woman. Then, the woman's husband attempted to shoot the bear. Only problem is, he miscalculated the shot. The bullet ricocheted off a tree branch and struck the woman in the chest, killing her. [ link to edition.cnn.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 49467664 United States 12/26/2015 09:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Grizzly Bear Menaces Woman. Woman Plays Dead. Bear Attacks Woman. Woman's Husband Fires Gun at Grizzly. Woman Dies From Gunshot Wound to Chest. More likely: Man murders wife. Stages bear mauling cover story. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 71104530 Australia 12/26/2015 09:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Grizzly Bear Menaces Woman. Woman Plays Dead. Bear Attacks Woman. Woman's Husband Fires Gun at Grizzly. Woman Dies From Gunshot Wound to Chest. More likely: Man murders wife. Stages bear mauling cover story. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49467664 Yeah, he paid off the bear to leave bite marks on her after he shot her. Yeah, that's what he did. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71086038 United States 12/26/2015 09:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Grizzly Bear Menaces Woman. Woman Plays Dead. Bear Attacks Woman. Woman's Husband Fires Gun at Grizzly. Woman Dies From Gunshot Wound to Chest.
More likely: Man murders wife. Stages bear mauling cover story. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49467664 Another city dweller heard from... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70890940 United States 12/26/2015 09:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Grizzly Bear Menaces Woman. Woman Plays Dead. Bear Attacks Woman. Woman's Husband Fires Gun at Grizzly. Woman Dies From Gunshot Wound to Chest. More likely: Man murders wife. Stages bear mauling cover story. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49467664 Yeah, he paid off the bear to leave bite marks on her after he shot her. Yeah, that's what he did. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71104530 Would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids......:muttley: |
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User ID: 71104579 United States 12/26/2015 09:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Grizzly Bear Menaces Woman. Woman Plays Dead. Bear Attacks Woman. Woman's Husband Fires Gun at Grizzly. Woman Dies From Gunshot Wound to Chest. More likely: Man murders wife. Stages bear mauling cover story. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49467664 Another city dweller heard from... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71086038 You know, I really didn't even need to read the OP or the thread. The entire story is contained in the title. Most impressive journalism there, OP. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [ link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |