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Grizzly Bear Menaces Woman. Woman Plays Dead. Bear Attacks Woman. Woman's Husband Fires Gun at Grizzly. Woman Dies From Gunshot Wound to Chest.

 
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Grizzly Bear Menaces Woman. Woman Plays Dead. Bear Attacks Woman. Woman's Husband Fires Gun at Grizzly. Woman Dies From Gunshot Wound to Chest.
Yep, that's right.

A woman played dead to avoid being mauled by a grizzly bear. Only problem is, playing dead is an outdated self defense measure that has since been discovered to do absolutely nothing.

So, the bear mauled the woman.

Then, the woman's husband attempted to shoot the bear. Only problem is, he miscalculated the shot.

The bullet ricocheted off a tree branch and struck the woman in the chest, killing her.

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Re: Grizzly Bear Menaces Woman. Woman Plays Dead. Bear Attacks Woman. Woman's Husband Fires Gun at Grizzly. Woman Dies From Gunshot Wound to Chest.
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More likely:

Man murders wife. Stages bear mauling cover story.
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12/26/2015 09:25 AM
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Re: Grizzly Bear Menaces Woman. Woman Plays Dead. Bear Attacks Woman. Woman's Husband Fires Gun at Grizzly. Woman Dies From Gunshot Wound to Chest.
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More likely:

Man murders wife. Stages bear mauling cover story.
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putin

Yeah, he paid off the bear to leave bite marks on her after he shot her. Yeah, that's what he did.

putin
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More likely:

Man murders wife. Stages bear mauling cover story.
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Another city dweller heard from...

crazy
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Re: Grizzly Bear Menaces Woman. Woman Plays Dead. Bear Attacks Woman. Woman's Husband Fires Gun at Grizzly. Woman Dies From Gunshot Wound to Chest.
bsflag

More likely:

Man murders wife. Stages bear mauling cover story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49467664


putin

Yeah, he paid off the bear to leave bite marks on her after he shot her. Yeah, that's what he did.

putin
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Would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids......:muttley:
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More likely:

Man murders wife. Stages bear mauling cover story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49467664


Another city dweller heard from...

crazy
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chuckle ohyeah

You know, I really didn't even need to read the OP or the thread. The entire story is contained in the title.

Most impressive journalism there, OP.

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