The Life of Sluts on Cruise Ships

ok. well maybe Japan has the right idea with sex robots.

ejaculation stations.

After more than 5 years working on cruise ships I can say that this life is like a magnifying glass on how our society works in regards of men/women relationships. It clearly shows how women select their partners and how screwed you are if you are not an alpha male.

It even gives you a more extreme look at reality because on cruise ships there are always more male than female crew, around 60/40 or sometimes 70/30. There is definitely not a woman for every men and women instinctively exploit this situation.

There are some ‘classes’ of women that are clearly defined.

#1: dancers
The upper class on every cruise ship are the dancers. They equal super models in our society, they always are the most attractive women on the ship, by far. Out of a crew of 700 there will be around 7 dancers on the ship. They exclusively socialize with alpha males, which will be discussed later.

#2: attractive women
They will almost never be as attractive as dancers but sometimes, if they have time to work out every day, they can. They also will be only interested in alpha males.

#3: average women
Everyone else in the range of 1-6 in looks. Sorry, but also those women will only be interested in alpha males. If the alphas are taken they will NOT settle for something less than that. They will rather decide to stay alone before hooking up with anything less than alpha males, which brings me to the male categories.

#1: officers
They are seen as the top tier for all women on cruise ships. They have high status (and a good income) and they have a big cabin with a window. They even have a double bed, and the highest ranked officers have even a bathtub. (Most crew members have to share a cabin with at least one other person, a small bathroom with a tiny shower as well as no window.) They have a white uniform with golden stripes on their shoulders, and bitches get wet when they see that.

#2: attractive men
Muscular, tall men with handsome faces are the second group of alpha males that get attention from women. They can come from lower status jobs and are therefore almost never going to hook up with dancers. But they still have a shot at other attractive women on the ship.

#3: managing personnel
Any kind of group leaders have higher status than others and are therefore attractive for some of the regular women on the ship. Usually, these ‘normal’ women will only be interested in men from group #2 or #3, but with some luck they can end up in a relationship (I belong to that group and yes, I got lucky a couple of times during the last years).

#4: everyone else
Well, you’re fucked. You will stay alone for your 6+ month’s contract. Love, sex and admiration is exclusively reserved for those few men of category #1 and #2. Don’t forget, around 80% of all male crew fall into this category.

Here is what happens every time when people start their contracts on cruise ships:

Without an exception the dancers will start a relationship with one of the officers around 2 weeks after they began their contracts. It always happens. No exception. The person behind the uniform as well as their looks is irrelevant.

I have seen grotesque matches. I remember a hideous security officer who was always miserable and looked like a pig. He was a 3 and seriously hooked up with a 7, one of the sweetest girls on the ship. She kept telling, ‘I know that people don’t like him, but he really is a good guy.’ Had she seen him in normal life without the uniform, she would not even have looked at him with her ass – that’s what a friend of mine said and he is absolutely right.

Next, there are those attractive girls who have a boyfriend back at home. During the first one or two weeks when you meet that girls in the crew bar she will tell everyone how she misses her boyfriend who she ‘loves’ so much. Here is what happens every single time: After 3 or 4 weeks this girl will start fucking an officer. Every single time. To be alone is something that those bitches can’t live with. They through their relationship back at home away after a few weeks, and all their praises for their loved ones turn out to be blatant lies.

It often happens that those women hook up with an officer that just finished a relationship with another girl one or two weeks before, because she had left the ship at the end of her contract. They know that and they don’t care. To them it is far more important that he is an alpha male than the fact that she just takes the place of another women. That he is changing these women like underpants. They know that and they still do that.
One of my friends belonged to that alpha male group. While 80% of all male crew will spend half a year without love and sex, while I got lucky once or twice but still had to stay alone most of the time – he had sex with 6 women during a period of two months.

This is how life looks like for alpha males on cruise ships. It is unbelievable – this world of love and admiration that is lived by those men – it happens in a room that is forever locked for everyone else of us.
Love, sex and admiration – it is a commodity that is free for women on the ship. And it is impossible to reach for most men. It is a bitter reality I got to learn on the ships, but this is how it looks like. And I think it has some similarities to the normal life in our society.

At least I can give you a good advice. If you are still young – go to a naval college and become an officer – then get a job on a cruise ship – you won’t have a problem with women anymore.

So, this is my experience. I see how women are only interested in alpha males and leave their dignity behind, standing in line with other women to be the next girlfriend for one of the officers. And they leave their boyfriends who are waiting back at home after a few weeks, because being alone is much harder than being loved. Too hard for women, their word of love means nothing.

How you get a job on a cruise ship? Go to a naval academy. Make your basic training as a cadet. You can then join a cruise ship company and work your way up to officer status in a couple of years.

America = Cruise ship

I am working on a luxury cruise ship, which means very old guests. No guest contact, therefore. I have heard of cruise lines with younger crowd, Carnival Cruise line, for example. Afaik those women there also go crazy for officers, bartenders, musicians, gym instructors. Then there are the male dancers, but 99% of them are gay.
I haven't seen female crew hooking up with guests.
Guys working in engine department have well paid jobs. If you are a second engine officer you take away 6k+ a month - and you don't have any living costs except for a few beers at night.

I have a managing position and there were quite a few times when very attractive women were interested in me. However, I usually was way too intimidated by their beauty and too shy to escalate. I thought I would act like an idiot to try something with them. It started right when I got promoted. Before that I was completely invisible to prime women like that (all my life). As soon as I was manager, suddenly those girls started flirting with me - and I had no idea how to handle that. I blew some chances with unbelievable girls, one of them was a legit 8 - I am a 5,5 at best.
I didn't realize that, yes, now all of a sudden I am attractive for those girls - just because of my status. I myself hadn't changed at all. It took me a long time to see that, and I missed out on things that I don't even want to imagine (that's the worst part).
But what I have lost is the belief in a real relationship with a woman who takes me for who I am, and not my status or money. I guess that is one of those bitter pills that you have to swallow when you grow older (and its color is red).

There's a lot more to sex than orgasm or ejaculation. It's about sexual communion and becoming one, even if it's just once.

There's a massive energy transfer in good sex.

People hate truth. The angry and insulting responses to the OP tell you he's disturbing someone's fantasy world.

Fuck it's all about dressing nice/good/upscale (suit, uniform) and being confident.

end of story, that is all.

even without the dress up, confidence is the key.

You gotta take your balls out of your purse and go for it.

Stop thinking about talking and go talk, be bold.

Not caring if she says yes or no is most of it.
Tell her what she wants and that you got it and if she is not down then her loss. (even if it is not) that's the game.
Learn to, not give a fuck about giving a fuck.

Ok, what do you consider an ALPHA MALE?
Next question, if you not an alpha male, what other type males are there? Im new to this game so just asking.
What makes an alpha male vs a non alpha male?
Cant someone just be themselves? Seriously thats what I prefer.

But why the fuck would anyone want to work on a cruise ship anyway?

Did this beautiful question ever get answered?

It's the best summation of things.

Yes it did. Page 4
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Arent the men sluts, too?

I'd like to turn this into a movie. How can I get in touch OP?

What's the title going to be? of the porn, lmao.

why hasn't someone opened shops where men go, get their prostate released and they are good to go?

like a gas station, pull up, insert object in butt, pay $50 and you are all set.

solves lots of problems.

Sluts on a Boat. Like a play on the whole Snakes on a Plane thing.