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The Life of Sluts on Cruise Ships

 
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Yes, they will be further demoralised and humiliated for the enjoyment of all. I will of course have a few cameo roles ensuring this is the case.
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Everyone on a cruise ship is worthy of and equally likely to acquire norovirus and herpes.

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Arent the men sluts, too?
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Yes but they are better than the women because for a man to get laid takes actual skill and they have to bring something to the table besides their dick.
Women just have to accept a man's offer to have sex after he does all the work which requires no skill and makes her a no skilled slut.
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Arent the men sluts, too?
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Yes but they are better than the women because for a man to get laid takes actual skill and they have to bring something to the table besides their dick.
Women just have to accept a man's offer to have sex after he does all the work which requires no skill and makes her a no skilled slut.
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oooh... vomit......
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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Arent the men sluts, too?
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Yes but they are better than the women because for a man to get laid takes actual skill and they have to bring something to the table besides their dick.
Women just have to accept a man's offer to have sex after he does all the work which requires no skill and makes her a no skilled slut.
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oooh... vomit......
 Quoting: Citizenperth


The truth make you sick?
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Arent the men sluts, too?
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Yes but they are better than the women because for a man to get laid takes actual skill and they have to bring something to the table besides their dick.
Women just have to accept a man's offer to have sex after he does all the work which requires no skill and makes her a no skilled slut.
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oooh... vomit......
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The truth make you sick?
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yeah

fuck that

yer all stuck on a boat together, and fuck anything that moves?

yeah...
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get a little taste of what's possible by earning money and try to reach some kind of higher status to get a woman. Or flat out pay for it.
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I earned my money for ME!! Not a female or even to get a female. Do yourself a favor and take care of number one. If a female comes around then, so be it, but otherwise don't waste your life away with that goal.
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Yes but they are better than the women because for a man to get laid takes actual skill and they have to bring something to the table besides their dick.
Women just have to accept a man's offer to have sex after he does all the work which requires no skill and makes her a no skilled slut.
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oooh... vomit......
 Quoting: Citizenperth


The truth make you sick?
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yeah

fuck that

yer all stuck on a boat together, and fuck anything that moves?

yeah...
 Quoting: Citizenperth


Well I wouldn't engage in that behavior because I don't like whores who have had many different men's semen in them.
I'm just pointing out that the man whore is more skilled than the woman whore and therefore better than her.
He's still a slimy douche though.
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Well, my favorite adult film of the 80s was Pleasure Cruise. Might I suggest, watch that film, jerk off, and quit worrying about this other bullshit.
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After more than 5 years working on cruise ships I can say that this life is like a magnifying glass on how our society works in regards of men/women relationships. It clearly shows how women select their partners and how screwed you are if you are not an alpha male.

It even gives you a more extreme look at reality because on cruise ships there are always more male than female crew, around 60/40 or sometimes 70/30. There is definitely not a woman for every men and women instinctively exploit this situation.

There are some ‘classes’ of women that are clearly defined.

#1: dancers
The upper class on every cruise ship are the dancers. They equal super models in our society, they always are the most attractive women on the ship, by far. Out of a crew of 700 there will be around 7 dancers on the ship. They exclusively socialize with alpha males, which will be discussed later.

#2: attractive women
They will almost never be as attractive as dancers but sometimes, if they have time to work out every day, they can. They also will be only interested in alpha males.

#3: average women
Everyone else in the range of 1-6 in looks. Sorry, but also those women will only be interested in alpha males. If the alphas are taken they will NOT settle for something less than that. They will rather decide to stay alone before hooking up with anything less than alpha males, which brings me to the male categories.

#1: officers
They are seen as the top tier for all women on cruise ships. They have high status (and a good income) and they have a big cabin with a window. They even have a double bed, and the highest ranked officers have even a bathtub. (Most crew members have to share a cabin with at least one other person, a small bathroom with a tiny shower as well as no window.) They have a white uniform with golden stripes on their shoulders, and bitches get wet when they see that.

#2: attractive men
Muscular, tall men with handsome faces are the second group of alpha males that get attention from women. They can come from lower status jobs and are therefore almost never going to hook up with dancers. But they still have a shot at other attractive women on the ship.

#3: managing personnel
Any kind of group leaders have higher status than others and are therefore attractive for some of the regular women on the ship. Usually, these ‘normal’ women will only be interested in men from group #2 or #3, but with some luck they can end up in a relationship (I belong to that group and yes, I got lucky a couple of times during the last years).

#4: everyone else
Well, you’re fucked. You will stay alone for your 6+ month’s contract. Love, sex and admiration is exclusively reserved for those few men of category #1 and #2. Don’t forget, around 80% of all male crew fall into this category.

Here is what happens every time when people start their contracts on cruise ships:

Without an exception the dancers will start a relationship with one of the officers around 2 weeks after they began their contracts. It always happens. No exception. The person behind the uniform as well as their looks is irrelevant.

I have seen grotesque matches. I remember a hideous security officer who was always miserable and looked like a pig. He was a 3 and seriously hooked up with a 7, one of the sweetest girls on the ship. She kept telling, ‘I know that people don’t like him, but he really is a good guy.’ Had she seen him in normal life without the uniform, she would not even have looked at him with her ass – that’s what a friend of mine said and he is absolutely right.

Next, there are those attractive girls who have a boyfriend back at home. During the first one or two weeks when you meet that girls in the crew bar she will tell everyone how she misses her boyfriend who she ‘loves’ so much. Here is what happens every single time: After 3 or 4 weeks this girl will start fucking an officer. Every single time. To be alone is something that those bitches can’t live with. They through their relationship back at home away after a few weeks, and all their praises for their loved ones turn out to be blatant lies.

It often happens that those women hook up with an officer that just finished a relationship with another girl one or two weeks before, because she had left the ship at the end of her contract. They know that and they don’t care. To them it is far more important that he is an alpha male than the fact that she just takes the place of another women. That he is changing these women like underpants. They know that and they still do that.
One of my friends belonged to that alpha male group. While 80% of all male crew will spend half a year without love and sex, while I got lucky once or twice but still had to stay alone most of the time – he had sex with 6 women during a period of two months.

This is how life looks like for alpha males on cruise ships. It is unbelievable – this world of love and admiration that is lived by those men – it happens in a room that is forever locked for everyone else of us.
Love, sex and admiration – it is a commodity that is free for women on the ship. And it is impossible to reach for most men. It is a bitter reality I got to learn on the ships, but this is how it looks like. And I think it has some similarities to the normal life in our society.

At least I can give you a good advice. If you are still young – go to a naval college and become an officer – then get a job on a cruise ship – you won’t have a problem with women anymore. wink

So, this is my experience. I see how women are only interested in alpha males and leave their dignity behind, standing in line with other women to be the next girlfriend for one of the officers. And they leave their boyfriends who are waiting back at home after a few weeks, because being alone is much harder than being loved. Too hard for women, their word of love means nothing.
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The great thing about women being the parasitical users and whores that they are, is that the Lake of Fire requires fuel. These are the type people who will spend their last moments burning. This is called the "Second Death" in scripture.

The "Alpha Males" and the parasitical sluts who "love" them are exactly what the bible refers to as "The Wicked". These are the ones who's very existence revolves around using and exploiting and fornicating and whore mongering, and pleasure seeking, and social climbing.

It is the "average people" who live modest lives and not lives of hedonism and self-indulgence, who will spend eternity in paradise.

As the scripture says about the rich and the "popular"...

"They have their reward NOW".
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I'd like to turn this into a movie. How can I get in touch OP?
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Leave an email or ways to contact you. I'll shoot you my email and info.
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Arent the men sluts, too?
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good point....

very much so, yes they are...
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Naww its in our nature to pound away

Girls/dykes wish they could
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if you are non chad you are inferior

all non chad blood lines will die off

learn to accept this
it is for the good of the species
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I'd like to turn this into a movie. How can I get in touch OP?
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Leave an email or ways to contact you. I'll shoot you my email and info.
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His name is R. Jeremy aka the ugly fat pornstar with the massive cock.
It's a joke about making a porno film out of your story.
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if you are non chad you are inferior

all non chad blood lines will die off

learn to accept this
it is for the good of the species
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Chad is an idiot...

The ladies will bear my children..
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I'd like to turn this into a movie. How can I get in touch OP?
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What's the title going to be? of the porn, lmao.
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Sluts on a Boat. Like a play on the whole Snakes on a Plane thing.
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That would be a great idea. lmao

Cunts on a Cruise... or Carnival Cruise Groupies...

Or since the flick may be Chad related...

Ocean Liner Chads
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I'd like to turn this into a movie. How can I get in touch OP?
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Leave an email or ways to contact you. I'll shoot you my email and info.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70015045


His name is R. Jeremy aka the ugly fat pornstar with the massive cock.
It's a joke about making a porno film out of your story.
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I know lol. it's fun playing along.
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I'd like to turn this into a movie. How can I get in touch OP?
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What's the title going to be? of the porn, lmao.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71240899


Sluts on a Boat. Like a play on the whole Snakes on a Plane thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71218073


That would be a great idea. lmao

Cunts on a Cruise... or Carnival Cruise Groupies...

Or since the flick may be Chad related...

Ocean Liner Chads
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OCEAN LINER CHADS 1rof1
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they used to call it the poop deck, now it's called the sperm deck
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What's the title going to be? of the porn, lmao.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71240899


Sluts on a Boat. Like a play on the whole Snakes on a Plane thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71218073


That would be a great idea. lmao

Cunts on a Cruise... or Carnival Cruise Groupies...

Or since the flick may be Chad related...

Ocean Liner Chads
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70015045


OCEAN LINER CHADS 1rof1
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I think Ocean Niner Chad would be a better name
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This is too redpill

but legit

those guys waiting back at home are retards tho
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I just "love" people who think like this... lol

How is the guy waiting back at home a "retard"?

You and I both know that if a guy forbids his girlfriend from doing ANYTHING, he is quickly abandoned as a "control freak".
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After more than 5 years working on cruise ships I can say that this life is like a magnifying glass on how our society works in regards of men/women relationships. It clearly shows how women select their partners and how screwed you are if you are not an alpha male.

It even gives you a more extreme look at reality because on cruise ships there are always more male than female crew, around 60/40 or sometimes 70/30. There is definitely not a woman for every men and women instinctively exploit this situation.

There are some ‘classes’ of women that are clearly defined.

#1: dancers
The upper class on every cruise ship are the dancers. They equal super models in our society, they always are the most attractive women on the ship, by far. Out of a crew of 700 there will be around 7 dancers on the ship. They exclusively socialize with alpha males, which will be discussed later.

#2: attractive women
They will almost never be as attractive as dancers but sometimes, if they have time to work out every day, they can. They also will be only interested in alpha males.

#3: average women
Everyone else in the range of 1-6 in looks. Sorry, but also those women will only be interested in alpha males. If the alphas are taken they will NOT settle for something less than that. They will rather decide to stay alone before hooking up with anything less than alpha males, which brings me to the male categories.

#1: officers
They are seen as the top tier for all women on cruise ships. They have high status (and a good income) and they have a big cabin with a window. They even have a double bed, and the highest ranked officers have even a bathtub. (Most crew members have to share a cabin with at least one other person, a small bathroom with a tiny shower as well as no window.) They have a white uniform with golden stripes on their shoulders, and bitches get wet when they see that.

#2: attractive men
Muscular, tall men with handsome faces are the second group of alpha males that get attention from women. They can come from lower status jobs and are therefore almost never going to hook up with dancers. But they still have a shot at other attractive women on the ship.

#3: managing personnel
Any kind of group leaders have higher status than others and are therefore attractive for some of the regular women on the ship. Usually, these ‘normal’ women will only be interested in men from group #2 or #3, but with some luck they can end up in a relationship (I belong to that group and yes, I got lucky a couple of times during the last years).

#4: everyone else
Well, you’re fucked. You will stay alone for your 6+ month’s contract. Love, sex and admiration is exclusively reserved for those few men of category #1 and #2. Don’t forget, around 80% of all male crew fall into this category.

Here is what happens every time when people start their contracts on cruise ships:

Without an exception the dancers will start a relationship with one of the officers around 2 weeks after they began their contracts. It always happens. No exception. The person behind the uniform as well as their looks is irrelevant.

I have seen grotesque matches. I remember a hideous security officer who was always miserable and looked like a pig. He was a 3 and seriously hooked up with a 7, one of the sweetest girls on the ship. She kept telling, ‘I know that people don’t like him, but he really is a good guy.’ Had she seen him in normal life without the uniform, she would not even have looked at him with her ass – that’s what a friend of mine said and he is absolutely right.

Next, there are those attractive girls who have a boyfriend back at home. During the first one or two weeks when you meet that girls in the crew bar she will tell everyone how she misses her boyfriend who she ‘loves’ so much. Here is what happens every single time: After 3 or 4 weeks this girl will start fucking an officer. Every single time. To be alone is something that those bitches can’t live with. They through their relationship back at home away after a few weeks, and all their praises for their loved ones turn out to be blatant lies.

It often happens that those women hook up with an officer that just finished a relationship with another girl one or two weeks before, because she had left the ship at the end of her contract. They know that and they don’t care. To them it is far more important that he is an alpha male than the fact that she just takes the place of another women. That he is changing these women like underpants. They know that and they still do that.
One of my friends belonged to that alpha male group. While 80% of all male crew will spend half a year without love and sex, while I got lucky once or twice but still had to stay alone most of the time – he had sex with 6 women during a period of two months.

This is how life looks like for alpha males on cruise ships. It is unbelievable – this world of love and admiration that is lived by those men – it happens in a room that is forever locked for everyone else of us.
Love, sex and admiration – it is a commodity that is free for women on the ship. And it is impossible to reach for most men. It is a bitter reality I got to learn on the ships, but this is how it looks like. And I think it has some similarities to the normal life in our society.

At least I can give you a good advice. If you are still young – go to a naval college and become an officer – then get a job on a cruise ship – you won’t have a problem with women anymore. wink

So, this is my experience. I see how women are only interested in alpha males and leave their dignity behind, standing in line with other women to be the next girlfriend for one of the officers. And they leave their boyfriends who are waiting back at home after a few weeks, because being alone is much harder than being loved. Too hard for women, their word of love means nothing.
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And them there is you the total loser of the ship
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What you don't see is that you're one of the lucky ones.

"Alpha males" are really just tools. They are what women use to breed.

Your keen perception has given you the opportunity to rise above animal instincts and do something ACTUALLY productive. Realize that the essence of your post is that sex is the most important thing in life. Now, realize how ridiculous that is.

MEN: Stop giving all of your creative power to women and sack up already, you fucking pussies.

WOMEN: I'm afraid that your actions are largely controlled by your maternal/breeding instincts, but you need to focus on the genetics of your mate more than material wealth if the human race is going to get anywhere.
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How do entertainers fare? Piano players and such? Musicians?
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I honestly dont understand female attraction to authority. Why wouldnt they rather go for more normal guys, that they can talk to, and have time for each other. Go out on dates, shows... etc... What is even the point of dating an officer, he is just going to be away all the time.
Whatever
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Right. And why would they give a blowjob to some Chad in a shit-stained bathroom and swallow his cum even though they know they'll never see him again? And 100% would prefer that to getting multiple orgasms from some incel with a golden tongue. You can't understand them. If you were a girl it would make sense, but you aren't...
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it's the same as a guy who would fuck some girl in a shit stained bathroom and never see her again

it takes two to tango you morans another do
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How do entertainers fare? Piano players and such? Musicians?
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They get the occasional pity fuck, but they inevitably die poor and alone.
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How do entertainers fare? Piano players and such? Musicians?
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They get the occasional pity fuck, but they inevitably die poor and alone.
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Yeah I can't imagine a more sad job then playing piano on a cruise ship in a room with 2 or 3 drunks in it.
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I honestly dont understand female attraction to authority. Why wouldnt they rather go for more normal guys, that they can talk to, and have time for each other. Go out on dates, shows... etc... What is even the point of dating an officer, he is just going to be away all the time.
Whatever
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It's because they are on a ship and the relationship will be over when the cruise is done. They just maxx out in a short term relationship which has no future.
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^^This
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This is so true op. I go on a cruise every year and whenever I was young we went on a younger party type cruise and I actually hooked up with a cruise ship worker she was Russian and drop dead gorgeous. She echoed what you said almost exactly. She said at night it's party central for the crew and there is even a night club type thing. She was one of the best pieces I ever had, I envy captains now lol. Definetly interesting and it is a small photo of society. It's the reason media controls us. They set the alpha male in society and every girl want them. Like the post.
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I often wonder if the invention of "the pill" as well as condoms was really a good thing? I mean is all the sex games really worth it? I feel there is a much more righteous way to go about our lives.....





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