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The Life of Sluts on Cruise Ships

 
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05/12/2016 09:20 PM
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OP, after reading your post I have come away with one thought. STD's

All that screwing will result in an STD, and that shit doesn't just go away. DON"T screw the pretty chicks, they have screwed MANY before you. And, always wear a rain coat.
 Quoting: Loup Garou


STDs actually arent as common as they are portrayed to be by the media.

The average "more common" STDs have a contagion probability of 1 in 200,000. So statistically you are more likely win a lottery scratch ticket item of $20,000 or more than you would fucking someone and catching an STD.

The only time that the 1 in 200,000 statistic doesnt apply is someone fucks a black person, a latino person, or a homosexual male. Those statistical odds are pretty much closer to 1 in 50 chance of getting an STD.
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05/13/2016 02:42 AM
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5* thread OP! Interesting observances.
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05/13/2016 03:36 AM
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Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit.

For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:

But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.

Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.

And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.

Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66296401


And once again The Bible gives us some age-old wisdom that perfectly aligns with modern times.
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08/02/2016 07:10 PM
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But why the fuck would anyone want to work on a cruise ship anyway?
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bitches, women, fine wine, fine food..water views?
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08/29/2016 02:33 AM
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Damn fine read

clappa
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08/29/2016 03:14 AM
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so, basically, GLP guys, if you're married to, or courting a woman who works on a cruise ship....cruise
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08/29/2016 03:18 AM
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The problem with men is that they hold women to a man's standard.

Just because she makes your dick hard does not mean she is an angel from heaven.

People in general aren't very bright. And women are certainly the lesser of the general. Biology dictates that women are first and foremost prostitutes. Because they are nearly completely dependent on men for their survival, a woman uses the only thing she has as currency. Tits and pussy.

Women have completely different brain structures then men. Dudes, do not assume that a female has the honor, fortitude, maturity, and wisdom that you were naturally born with. Men are born with THE CODE ingrained in their being. Women are not. They have no idea what the code is. But men nod their heads in agreement because they know. They know what another dude is thinking in a given situation and men instinctively understand what the boundaries are. Women are bobble heads in la la land.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45843281


rofl

clappa
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09/10/2016 09:31 PM
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There's a garbage woman for every garbage man, you twits
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bump
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Re: The Life of Sluts on Cruise Ships
but but what about true love?
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