The Life of Sluts on Cruise Ships

Hate to break it to you people living in a fantasy world but there's more to a relationship than just looks and sex.

Right....women pick up homeless guys all tha time

Just because she makes your dick hard does not mean she is an angel from heaven.

doesn't mean you should take it out of your pants.

unless you want to impregnate a woman or make a lasting relationship you have no business being intimate. just sayin.
sex is a sacred act. abuse it and you lose.

^^^This^^^ is what fuels my anger at my fellow females I termed "cumdumpsters." They just allow any man to dump in their holes and then become triggered Femicunts when men don't respect them. Did they suddenly think the Women's Lib movement would eradicate millenia of evolution? And it effects the women who don't conduct themselves as breeding mares because men get this idea about women being such and are distracted by wet holes instead of pursuing meaningful relationships. The most attractive women with good self-esteem and worth end up sitting on the sidelines, riding the bench, while disgusting self-loathers ride cock for a decade.

Men should not be intimidated to go after the solid babes. They are usually the ones who are the most available, but they have to bring something to the table also, and nothing beats security/safety for offspring. Just like Nature intended.

Also, this vicious cycle of men fucking mental case bitches is what sours them to women in general. Of course they're crazy! They were crazy enough to fuck a dude indiscriminately, while they go home and cry on their bathroom floor, downing pills with wine, and cutting themselves to Sade's Greatest Hits while wondering why he hasn't called.

Two summers ago I went on a cruise with my then girlfriend and 2 friends of hers (girls).
One night we attended a music "concert" with some guy playing solo guitar and being the vocalist as well.
He was just being a copy of a famous world wide known singer from a band.
This one girl from my group got totally wet at him.

The next day we had cocktails on the deck and there he was this singer all alone having a drink.
This friend of mine went straight to talk to him,
And we joined in just for a bit to have a drink together.
He was modest but far from being alpha in any case.

Later that night, they met again, walked around the cruiseship and ended up banging despite our friend telling us that none of them had condoms around.

That was it for them however because he was married and had 2 kids.

So all he had to do was to be there in the spotlight singing covers.
Nothing original, and nothing manly from my point of view.

Bravo, my lady!
and back to the original post.
90% of women and men are not meant to breed and just have sex based on superficial impulse.

be happy that you are in the 10% and don't worry about fixing those who are not. (bloodlines)

^^^This^^^ is what fuels my anger at my fellow females I termed "cumdumpsters." They just allow any man to dump in their holes and then become triggered Femicunts when men don't respect them. Did they suddenly think the Women's Lib movement would eradicate millenia of evolution? And it effects the women who don't conduct themselves as breeding mares because men get this idea about women being such and are distracted by wet holes instead of pursuing meaningful relationships. The most attractive women with good self-esteem and worth end up sitting on the sidelines, riding the bench, while disgusting self-loathers ride cock for a decade.

Men should not be intimidated to go after the solid babes. They are usually the ones who are the most available, but they have to bring something to the table also, and nothing beats security/safety for offspring. Just like Nature intended.

Also, this vicious cycle of men fucking mental case bitches is what sours them to women in general. Of course they're crazy! They were crazy enough to fuck a dude indiscriminately, while they go home and cry on their bathroom floor, downing pills with wine, and cutting themselves to Sade's Greatest Hits while wondering why he hasn't called.

I honestly dont understand female attraction to authority. Why wouldnt they rather go for more normal guys, that they can talk to, and have time for each other. Go out on dates, shows... etc... What is even the point of dating an officer, he is just going to be away all the time.
Whatever

sorry.

but alpha women? they do intimate and emulate alpha males?

never went for the.

i found them glass sealing crawlers that were no fun to be around....

think about it... the only hot chicks at 50 are to busy in the gym, to be at home with you....

fuck it.... i had huge fun younger.... i found an awesome farmer's daughter? we rock... we get old and chubby together by design.... (and i'm not yet)

put down your avatar machines that make you young and beautiful for ever.... it's not going to happen in the real world...

get used to it.. get happy...

The problem with men is that they hold women to a man's standard.

Just because she makes your dick hard does not mean she is an angel from heaven.

People in general aren't very bright. And women are certainly the lesser of the general. Biology dictates that women are first and foremost prostitutes. Because they are nearly completely dependent on men for their survival, a woman uses the only thing she has as currency. Tits and pussy.

Women have completely different brain structures then men. Dudes, do not assume that a female has the honor, fortitude, maturity, and wisdom that you were naturally born with. Men are born with THE CODE ingrained in their being. Women are not. They have no idea what the code is. But men nod their heads in agreement because they know. They know what another dude is thinking in a given situation and men instinctively understand what the boundaries are. Women are bobble heads in la la land.

Nope, but thanks for getting me banned from this based thread for being the only female on GLP who could probably help some of you get laid. I *did* have to use a VPN since you got me banned, but I logged into my acct., so you could investigate all of my replies including my AC # as proof.

I am an Alpha Female, married, housewife/SAHM by day and comedian by night. Many of my fellow comics tell me that I am uber-masculine for a hetero female, so your doubt does not surprise me, but your problem is that you have never met a woman like me. You rut with betas, whereas, I am the fucking unicorn, and I DO exist. And you destroyed that one dude's glimmer of hope that women like me are real. Nice going, Dickcheese.

Females are status detectors.
they place their own relative value by the status of the men who they can snag with their snatch.

Its all about security when they think they need it and status of their chosen male sponsor and the capacity to support them in their needs and wants.

this is the nature of things and your task is to make it work for you.

Sounds like a shit existence.

Well, why are 90% of the men born with minor genes, when women only breed with alpha males? Doesnt add up.

Ah, but your lady *is* an Alpha Female. She knows what makes her man and herself happy instead of chasing vacuous pursuits like vanity and approval from others. I used to make a living off of my appearance before entering corporate America, and I didn't let myself go due to motherhood or marriage, but I am more than happy to tend to my man and child by cooking with love, providing them with a clean house and clothes, and enjoying the moments we share. Time is more precious than salaries, appearances, or lifestyles. Most people get caught up in these pursuits and let them define them as a human. Character. Character is what makes an Alpha, and that includes too many aspects to list here but definitely confidence in defining and pursuing your own happiness, even if it goes against the propaganda shoved down our throats.

Uh huh..but also try to force the rest into drudgery, so it's more than just that

Dude, if you actually want to find someone, why don't you stop spending half your life on a friggin' boat with abnormal people?

If you want to hunt polar bears, you go to where the polar bears are. You don't go to Fiji and bitch about the lack of polar bears.

Nature is fascist? Hahaha. It's called survival of the FITTEST. Instead of whining like a beta male, why don't you do what is necessary to attract a woman? Women want A) Security, or B) Fun. Preferably both.

See, women have what you want; pussy. So, any good looking, not crazy, woman will do. Women, however, can get laid whenever they wish. So, you have to have something going for you other than just air in your lungs.

Looks/Money/Status. Any of those. Go get 'em. Or, stop whining.

Nature isnt fascist and only an uneducstec, blind, libturd ass would make such a claim.
Fascism had a definition, look it up its free.
Speaking of comedians, nothings as funny as a fool trying to appear as a wise man.

cruise ships smell funny.. never sailed on one? but i feel sorry for any fucker stuck on one for 8 weeks with fat old fuckers and the staff...

They only know what they are told and most buy into the matrix.

They do have potential to grow and learn over time to become decent company and partners.

After more than 5 years working on cruise ships I can say that this life is like a magnifying glass on how our society works in regards of men/women relationships. It clearly shows how women select their partners and how screwed you are if you are not an alpha male.

It even gives you a more extreme look at reality because on cruise ships there are always more male than female crew, around 60/40 or sometimes 70/30. There is definitely not a woman for every men and women instinctively exploit this situation.

There are some ‘classes’ of women that are clearly defined.

#1: dancers
The upper class on every cruise ship are the dancers. They equal super models in our society, they always are the most attractive women on the ship, by far. Out of a crew of 700 there will be around 7 dancers on the ship. They exclusively socialize with alpha males, which will be discussed later.

#2: attractive women
They will almost never be as attractive as dancers but sometimes, if they have time to work out every day, they can. They also will be only interested in alpha males.

#3: average women
Everyone else in the range of 1-6 in looks. Sorry, but also those women will only be interested in alpha males. If the alphas are taken they will NOT settle for something less than that. They will rather decide to stay alone before hooking up with anything less than alpha males, which brings me to the male categories.

#1: officers
They are seen as the top tier for all women on cruise ships. They have high status (and a good income) and they have a big cabin with a window. They even have a double bed, and the highest ranked officers have even a bathtub. (Most crew members have to share a cabin with at least one other person, a small bathroom with a tiny shower as well as no window.) They have a white uniform with golden stripes on their shoulders, and bitches get wet when they see that.

#2: attractive men
Muscular, tall men with handsome faces are the second group of alpha males that get attention from women. They can come from lower status jobs and are therefore almost never going to hook up with dancers. But they still have a shot at other attractive women on the ship.

#3: managing personnel
Any kind of group leaders have higher status than others and are therefore attractive for some of the regular women on the ship. Usually, these ‘normal’ women will only be interested in men from group #2 or #3, but with some luck they can end up in a relationship (I belong to that group and yes, I got lucky a couple of times during the last years).

#4: everyone else
Well, you’re fucked. You will stay alone for your 6+ month’s contract. Love, sex and admiration is exclusively reserved for those few men of category #1 and #2. Don’t forget, around 80% of all male crew fall into this category.

Here is what happens every time when people start their contracts on cruise ships:

Without an exception the dancers will start a relationship with one of the officers around 2 weeks after they began their contracts. It always happens. No exception. The person behind the uniform as well as their looks is irrelevant.

I have seen grotesque matches. I remember a hideous security officer who was always miserable and looked like a pig. He was a 3 and seriously hooked up with a 7, one of the sweetest girls on the ship. She kept telling, ‘I know that people don’t like him, but he really is a good guy.’ Had she seen him in normal life without the uniform, she would not even have looked at him with her ass – that’s what a friend of mine said and he is absolutely right.

Next, there are those attractive girls who have a boyfriend back at home. During the first one or two weeks when you meet that girls in the crew bar she will tell everyone how she misses her boyfriend who she ‘loves’ so much. Here is what happens every single time: After 3 or 4 weeks this girl will start fucking an officer. Every single time. To be alone is something that those bitches can’t live with. They through their relationship back at home away after a few weeks, and all their praises for their loved ones turn out to be blatant lies.

It often happens that those women hook up with an officer that just finished a relationship with another girl one or two weeks before, because she had left the ship at the end of her contract. They know that and they don’t care. To them it is far more important that he is an alpha male than the fact that she just takes the place of another women. That he is changing these women like underpants. They know that and they still do that.
One of my friends belonged to that alpha male group. While 80% of all male crew will spend half a year without love and sex, while I got lucky once or twice but still had to stay alone most of the time – he had sex with 6 women during a period of two months.

This is how life looks like for alpha males on cruise ships. It is unbelievable – this world of love and admiration that is lived by those men – it happens in a room that is forever locked for everyone else of us.
Love, sex and admiration – it is a commodity that is free for women on the ship. And it is impossible to reach for most men. It is a bitter reality I got to learn on the ships, but this is how it looks like. And I think it has some similarities to the normal life in our society.

At least I can give you a good advice. If you are still young – go to a naval college and become an officer – then get a job on a cruise ship – you won’t have a problem with women anymore.

So, this is my experience. I see how women are only interested in alpha males and leave their dignity behind, standing in line with other women to be the next girlfriend for one of the officers. And they leave their boyfriends who are waiting back at home after a few weeks, because being alone is much harder than being loved. Too hard for women, their word of love means nothing.