'Where's dad bod Ken?': Men react to Barbie's new look with body demands of their own

uh, doll culture isn't intrisnically imposed on men from birth in the way it is for women, 'the doll's house'.

1st one is a f'ing Bieber doll!

we are living in caitlyn jenner times.

when i was a kid barbie was for the girls.


star wars and gi-joe was for boys...


when i was a kid , most women had barbie doll figures.
today most women have ken "dad' bodies.

i wonder if they are making barbie with an extra 200 lbs.

Curvy Barbie isn't really curvy.

ken really needs some balls

:kittyballz:

Where's the Caitlyn doll? Should be out at any moment, no pun intended.

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they should make him with a full on erection

i wonder how long it will be before they demand that historic chalk figure with the hard on in England is destroyed?

can't be far off now.

Ken's too busy getting butt fucked by Action Man to get fat

It will be the one with the detachable penis.

I find this such bullshit.

I got my first Barbie in 1959 or 1960. I played with Barbie, Ken and all the friends until I was about 11-12. NEVER ONCE did I think I had to have a body like her, and neither did any of the girls I played dolls with either. It never came up, EVER. What playing with Barbie was about was she was an adult doll. She was grownup, and it was all about pretending to be grownup. No more Betsy-Wetsy baby doll shit, and it was awesome.

NBC did a short bit this morning on the new dolls and one question was "Are these dolls more for the grownups or the kids?" I'm leaning towards the grownups. And, what if some Mom thinks she's doing a good thing by buying her daughter 'chunky' Barbie because her daughter is chunky? I know as a kid that would have depressed the shit out of me. lol

Way more than Barbie, what gives kids a bad self image the most is what their peers say about their nose, clothes, weight, hair, parents, etc.

My two cents.

Great use of a meme, OP. :D

you come from a time when men were men and women were women...

hold your head high ma'am.

thank you kindly.

i always enjoy witty comments.

I agree. Kids playing make believe, using dolls or not, are usually acting out what they'll be like as teens or adults. They are pretending it's the future. To have a fat doll would mean you'll be fat in the future too, which would be depressing. Make believe is all about fantasy. And when you have a fantasy, it is usually a better picture of yourself than you are now. Let girls pretend they'll be a super model someday. It's fun to pretend. No one wants to imagine they'll be a fat hog someday, married to beer belly Ken.

Damn straight! (no pun intended)

lol nice....

Can we get a Kenlyn tranny doll?

When my daughter was just learning to walk I out her down in the toy isle. She walked straight past the boy toys and fixated on the girls stuff. She chose it, nothing was imoosed. Its nature whether you like it or not.

What a crappy company.

Is it some sodomite that runs this one as well?
Or one of those globalists?

Imoosed?

Just wait 'til they release the hermaphrodite kerbie and ben dolls who can perform realistic ass-to-mouth complete with fake poop and vomit!

Moron.

Dolls aren't "imposed" on women.

My daughter is two. She has firetrucks, dinosaurs, stuffed animals, and barbie's. Guess what she plays with the most.

The dolls. 'Women/Girls" gravitate towards such things, broadly speaking.

No pun intended?

That's actually a song

Plz, don't give em any ideas! They may decide to come out with a jenner/ gaga doll with a dildo/ butt plug accessories line!!! Along with its own morbid hotel!

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i say within the next year or two this will be here.