Doom Break: A Funny and Morbid Joke - The Farm Family

Once upon a time there is an old farm couple that are going through hard times. The husband is exhausted from overworking to try to keep their farm, the wife has not been in good health of late, and their only child being only 8 is too young to help with the farm work. To add to it their crop was almost none existent this year, and most their livestock was killed by wild coyotes due to a hole in the fence that they were to busy to fix; in fact only a single cow survived and was the only thing giving the family any hope.

One night the wife wakes her husband and asks if he wouldn't mind going downstairs and getting her a drink of water. The husband grumbles as he tries to wake up and agrees. While downstairs in the kitchen filling the glass with water, he looks out the kitchen window and notices that their only remaining cow is lying on its back dead in the field. Overcome by this, and to exhausted to go on trying to fight a seemingly unending uphill battle, he takes a kitchen knife and kills himself where he stands.

A few minutes go by and the wife starts to wonder what is taking her husband so long. She decides to go down to see whats up, only to find his body laying on the kitchen floor dead. Upon investigating what may of happened she notices the dead cow in the field outside the window and puts 2 and 2 together. Understanding her husbands reasoning, and knowing she is in a hopeless situation as well, she walks into the pantry and hangs herself.

Hours later morning comes around and their 8 year old son wakes as the sun bursts into his window to hit his eyes. He brushes his teeth, and combs his hair and then heads downstairs to see what scraps of food might be around for breakfast, only to notice his father dead on the kitchen floor, his mother hanging dead in the pantry, and of course the dead cow laying on its back in the field.

The young boy overtaken by this, not knowing what to do decides to follow his parents lead and just kill himself as well. The problem is being 8 years old, he doesn't even know of a way that he can do this. He thinks to himself about things his parents use to tell him not to do because they were "to dangerous" and remembers that they told him to never play by the river as he could fall in and drown, so he decides to head down to the river and jump in.

Moments later, the young boy standing on the edge of the raging river and is about to jump in, when all of a sudden a mermaid pops out of the water and stops him. "Little boy, what are you doing!". The little boy reply's "I found both my parents dead, I have no food, and our only cow is dead so I have no way to make any money and have no one to take care of me, so I was going to kill myself". The mermaid in shock reply's "That's horrible, but what if I could bring your parents back to life? All you would have to do is do me 1 favor!". The little boy excitedly asks "really? what favor? I will do anything to get my parents back!". The mermaid looks right into the boys eyes and says "I want you to have sex with me once!". The little boy turns to the mermaid and says "once? why not 10 times?". The mermaid, a little shocked reply's "um, OK, sure 10 times..."

There is an awkwardly pause as the little boy thinks, and then suddenly bellows out "wait, wait, wait... how do I know this isn't a trick?, how do I know fucking you 10 times won't kill you like it did the cow?"