Trump needs stop drinking all the sodas or he's gonna lose his foot to the sugaar dragon!

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If it's diet it's even worse, that just invites the extended family of the sugaar inside and causes gout. YOU DON'T WANT THE GOUTS! You want some fire, you just don't want to be on fire!

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Demons in the inflammatory system! Demons are just full of bad habits and they like it when their host bodies adopt bad habits because it makes em like them. The President is a Skinwalker who died in the 80s of a cocaine overdose and the Oni have been wearing his meatsuit ever since! What? My story is just as likely. Trump is the fool who topples the Magician. Just kills all the magic... We had so many magical pursuits that were just starting to regain traction... Cold Fusion, Technomancy, Bioengineering, now we all gotta pretend we're just being legal to secure our funding. NEW IS JUST NEW! There's no legality attached to truly new things!

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The Nue is a mythical beast we're all in search of and stalking through the ether. You must not seek to harm the Nue! He is a vicious opponent, but he gives good luck to those who respect him!