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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76473121 Luxembourg 04/27/2018 01:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So the OP is just messing with us, right? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31854846 My copy of the New Testament left out the part where Jesus divorced twice, told mobs to "beat the crap" out of people and bragged about his junk. This country is seriously f-ed up. Your copy of the new testament also leaves out about 20 years of the life of Jesus. Jesus never sinned. He came to bring salvation, not write a book on carpentry. He was working hard during those years. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72149025 United States 04/27/2018 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So the OP is just messing with us, right? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31854846 My copy of the New Testament left out the part where Jesus divorced twice, told mobs to "beat the crap" out of people and bragged about his junk. This country is seriously f-ed up. Your copy of the new testament also leaves out about 20 years of the life of Jesus. Jesus never sinned. He came to bring salvation, not write a book on carpentry. He was working hard during those years. He absolutely sinned since its sinful in the eyes of god if the Jewish male does not provide offspring. |
TauAGC User ID: 76356136 United States 04/27/2018 01:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Trump needs stop drinking all the sodas or he's gonna lose his foot to the sugaar dragon! [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] If it's diet it's even worse, that just invites the extended family of the sugaar inside and causes gout. YOU DON'T WANT THE GOUTS! You want some fire, you just don't want to be on fire! [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] Demons in the inflammatory system! Demons are just full of bad habits and they like it when their host bodies adopt bad habits because it makes em like them. The President is a Skinwalker who died in the 80s of a cocaine overdose and the Oni have been wearing his meatsuit ever since! What? My story is just as likely. Trump is the fool who topples the Magician. Just kills all the magic... We had so many magical pursuits that were just starting to regain traction... Cold Fusion, Technomancy, Bioengineering, now we all gotta pretend we're just being legal to secure our funding. NEW IS JUST NEW! There's no legality attached to truly new things! [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] The Nue is a mythical beast we're all in search of and stalking through the ether. You must not seek to harm the Nue! He is a vicious opponent, but he gives good luck to those who respect him! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11759771 Canada 04/27/2018 01:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Trump is the same soul and the same entity as the ONE who claimed he had met one so worthy, that he himself was unworthy to baptist him. He is the voice crying in the wilderness! He must build the wall! Every valley shall be raised up, every mountain and hill made low; the rough ground shall become level, the rugged places a plain. A WALL SHALL BE BUILT! EVERY MOUNTAIN AND HILL MADE LOW! He was beheaded in another life for preaching. He has preached and they have condemned him and want his head on a platter! INSTEAD HE IS VICTORIOUS! He is the one that shall make them LOW! |
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User ID: 75399635 United States 05/12/2018 10:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | there is no better thing than to see the words of our father and his son come to pass, it gives one a confidence of not being taken unaware in some deception. now we all know that the son of man will return in a moment, in the twinkling of a eye, as lightning shines from east to west - that fast, that sudden - and not, he is over there, or, hey, he is in the temple. and for those who say they are spirit filled, and believing trump is a messiah, examine yourselves. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 54547252 United States 06/02/2019 08:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Now is the chance for sinners to pray for forgiveness to The LORD GOD Jesus Christ. Amen. [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
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