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(OP) Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 65949238 United States 03/28/2016 12:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | “If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” “I don’t like ass kissers, flag wavers or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn people: “Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you: ‘There is no “I” in team.’ What you should tell them is: ‘Maybe not. But there is an “I” in independence, individuality, and integrity.'” “I do this real moron thing, and it’s called thinking. And apparently I’m not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.” “I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. … These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.” “May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” Say When! |
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Metal-American User ID: 69718773 United States 03/28/2016 01:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
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Metal-American User ID: 69718773 United States 03/28/2016 01:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
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User ID: 71462291 United States 03/29/2016 03:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Trump-Nugent 2016 God, Family, Country....making America great. "Whatever luck I had, I made, I was never a natural athlete, but I paid my dues in sweat and concentration and took the time necessary to learn karate and become world champion." -Chuck Norris |
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(OP) Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 65949238 United States 03/31/2016 03:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I want you to know, when it comes to believing in god- I really tried. I really really tried. I tried to believe that there is a god who created each one of us in his own image and likeness, loves us very much and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize...something is FUCKED-UP. Something is WRONG here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is NOT good work. If this is the best god can do, I am NOT impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently run universe, this guy would have been out on his all-powerful-ass a long time ago. George Carlin, from "You Are All Diseased". Say When! |
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(OP) Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 65949238 United States 03/31/2016 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Trillions and trillions of prayers every day asking and begging and pleading for favors. 'Do this' 'Gimme that' 'I want a new car' 'I want a better job'. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday. And I say fine, pray for anything you want. Pray for anything. But...what about the divine plan? Remember that? The divine plan. Long time ago god made a divine plan. Gave it a lot of thought. Decided it was a good plan. Put it into practice. And for billion and billions of years the divine plan has been doing just fine. Now you come along and pray for something. Well, suppose the thing you want isn't in god's divine plan. What do you want him to do? Change his plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a divine plan. What's the use of being god if every run-down schmuck with a two dollar prayer book can come along and fuck up your plan? And here's something else, another problem you might have; suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? 'Well it's god's will. God's will be done.' Fine, but if it gods will and he's going to do whatever he wants to anyway; why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me. Couldn't you just skip the praying part and get right to his will? [George Carlin, from "You Are All Diseased".] Say When! |
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(OP) Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 65949238 United States 03/31/2016 04:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Ok. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. Doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that god was having trouble with. For years I asked god to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit. [George Carlin, from "You Are All Diseased".] Last Edited by Doc_Holiday on 03/31/2016 04:14 PM Say When! |
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User ID: 3320371 United States 03/31/2016 06:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Like this "Bullshit is Everywhere". Very true. I won't clog up the system with a bunch of his videos, I'll leave it for others to post those. They are all my favorites. "One person with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson "You’ve heard that we are what we eat. But we also are what we think". “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." -William F. Buckley Jr. |
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User ID: 3320371 United States 03/31/2016 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Im a big Carlin fan, I have all his shows on my computer and listen to them quite often. Quoting: The_Master He was truly a genius and ahead of his time for sure. 5 stars and a ... "One person with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson "You’ve heard that we are what we eat. But we also are what we think". “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." -William F. Buckley Jr. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74554930 Canada 03/27/2017 04:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | - GEORGE CARLIN - I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die It was suppose to come out a few days after 9/11... Worth listening to if you're a fan. Boston Rant from 1957 Rats and Squealers Cocaine The Fecal Differential Tired of Songs The First Enema Uncle Dave I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die ( 6-23-2001 ) Jerry Hamza Interview Rocco Urbisci Interview |
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