The horrors that are coming, you cannot possibly imagine

Good. Enjoy the fireworks

The new order! Bow down!

A Swedish heavy metal band, circa 1988

Yes, it's called....the democrats.

stop beating and around the bush. stop with the mumbo jumbo already.

tell us how you really feel.

Opie is right, most of you will die from traumatic shock to the sensory nervous system without a single blow.

Just grow some potatoes and get a few extra bags of Doritos, you'll be fine.

You need to stay fat so when your prepared neighbor gets really hungry, you can be of value.

Are you referring to the ET war which has been fought for some time but has been compartmentalized?

Some do know of it while most are oblivious.

We will cover the streets in the Jesus tard murderers skins.

Streets of gold they say.

And you all deserve to suffer from the horrors that will be

unleashed upon this reality.

Non of you deserve to live in bliss and happiness in this

dimension or elsewhere.


This reality is actually apart of the hell dimensions and

you all are actually demon spawn with psychotically violent

genetic histories that your government keeps secret from

you. The majority of you will be dominated and tortured by

the demiurge that will be awakening soon. You are all

guilty. You would not be in this dimension if you were

innocent. Thus you are all destined to receive judgment by

the demiurge of this dimension.

...especially after tonight's chili...