So you Mayflower descendents think you're pretty special, huh?

My ancestors were the first whities to set foot in the americas. Go vikings eh?

Too bad they didn't listen to the Inuit, or they might have lived. They died out after a couple of generations.

Nihaha! Well atleast my other ancestors lived. Of course they had h bomb dropped on them. But Oh well such is life. ::arrr?::

Well, some of my ancestors walked across a land bridge from Asia to Alaska. In feezing cold temps and migrated down to Tennessee thousands of years before all of you.

Sell em the whiskey and takin their gold
enslaving the young and destroying the old.
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I am all about white people though.....they are better.

Oh the humanity!

what all you "original" colonist fail to mention is that the American colonies of the 17th century were PENAL colonies. just like Australia.

So whadda ya want, a shovel for a family reunion?

Well surely 500 years buys me some damn corn! I'm hungry!

My ancestors lived on the Carpathian Mountain's, interesting to think where everyone ancestrally originated from.

For real....does anyone remember the Donner Family. They were stranded with two Native American guides in the snow and started to freak out right. Well to the Natives just ran because they knew they were about to become dinner...They found a way to survive....

My ancestor was sent to spy on things.

Actually those Mayflower descendents weren't necessarily special at all. Many of those families were rich and in high positions in society. But they just couldn't give up their social standing and money when the "rebels" demanded freedom. Many of those rich high society Mayflower descended families scurried back to London when Washington was victorious in 1776. For those loyal to the creepy king in England Washington had only contempt:
"Unhappy wretches!! Deludeed mortals!" Washington called them. He had heard about many of them committing suicide and thought it would be well if more did the same.
"By all accounts a more miserable set of beings does not exist." Washington said about those miserable cowardly bastard king loving idiots that ran back to England where ironically the English hated them just as much.

So Mayflower descendents that ran back to England can kiss our Yankee asses!!

I think they buried their gold before they found their way out.

Some of my ancestors were living in Georgia and had been for quite some time, when the white men showed up. When you rounded up as many Cherokees as possible and sent them all to camps on the Trail of Tears, my ancestors were the ones that hid in northern Georgia while our compatriots got genocided.

That's sad >.<

I know. Some of my ancestors took their land, but left the sacred burial grounds untouched and dared not step foot on it. It's there to this day, untouched and forgotten. They were cursed anyway. My Great, Great Grandfather kicked his baby daughter to death.

From Temple Oklahoma right here. We survived....though I wear a shirt and tie..I am still part red man deep inside!!!

You do have genealogical and historical proof of this of course, right? Not!! You also neglect to acknowledge that there are millions of Mayflower descendents in America today. Many of these so-called "loyalists" that scampered back to Britain came to America long after 1620.

Same for me,cherokee ancestors hid out and stayed low key.Started calling them selves either black irish or black dutch when census people came around.Im from north east alabama and i still have cousin and other family that want admit they have indian blood in them,because of there upbringing but you can see it in them

You are so lucky...My father looks like the chief himself and should be wearing the feathers.

The punchline of a popular Lone Ranger joke has taken on a memetic status of its own.

The joke goes something like:
LR: "Tonto! We're surrounded by hostile indians!",

Tonto: "What you mean WE, white man?"

Oh yeah, well my ancestors coulda beat up your ancestors!

Why doesnt he?Im proud of my indian blood but some in the family(the older ones)do not want to hear it.

cute.

My Ancestors first came from Atlantis,
as did alot of ours.

But the memory cells have been so tampered with,
and the written records of this time destroyed,

it takes quite a bit of work to resurrect and activate that portion of consciousness from your Soul's archives !



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My ancestors are people, not Mayflowers.

The Mayflower was a boat silly! Oh wait is this sarcasm...

Link?