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I AM going to be an actress!

 
BFE Aphrodite
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I AM going to be an actress!
I'll turn 37 next month and I've decided to become an actress in life. That is my decision and I'm going to go do it. Just posting so I'll be able to come back to it and say... check hf
People should have consideration, decency, and respect. To know and understand what comes out of your mouth while speaking.

"Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey."
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Re: I AM going to be an actress!
I'm not.
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I'll turn 37 next month and I've decided to become an actress in life. That is my decision and I'm going to go do it. Just posting so I'll be able to come back to it and say... check hf
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so you got a sex change?
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Webcam porn isn't acting.
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What are you doing out of the kitchen.
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I'll turn 37 next month and I've decided to become an actress in life. That is my decision and I'm going to go do it. Just posting so I'll be able to come back to it and say... check hf
 Quoting: BFE Aphrodite


Nude pics first, then auditions on the Comedian's Couch.

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That was A+ awesome! Thank you and comedian... you're silly.
People should have consideration, decency, and respect. To know and understand what comes out of your mouth while speaking.

"Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey."
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Re: I AM going to be an actress!
Ya another porn star
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Truely good luck op. If you wants it. Why not!

was about to say porn ones? But nah, I wish you the best.

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Hope you aren't selling it all to move to hollywierd
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4 legs good, 2 legs bad

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05/19/2016 03:29 PM
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Get some kneepads.
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All women are actresses by default.
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All women are actresses by default.
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True story
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Make sure to have a look at the movie Starry Eyes first, before you fully commit.

Not sure I'd want to enter such a hedonistic and soulless industry personally.
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Answering a craigslist ad for an adult "star" hardly consists of becoming an actress op.

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Hollywood producers don't want to fuck an old bag.
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The responses on here have been great! Some things are worth going for if it's something you've always wanted to do so hell, why not go for it.
People should have consideration, decency, and respect. To know and understand what comes out of your mouth while speaking.

"Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey."
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Hollywood producers don't want to fuck an old bag.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26438706


I would only be an old bag to someone that's a mere boy hf
People should have consideration, decency, and respect. To know and understand what comes out of your mouth while speaking.

"Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey."
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Hollywood producers don't want to fuck an old bag.
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You're right. According to Corey Feldman they like teen boys.
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Re: I AM going to be an actress!
Hope you aren't selling it all to move to hollywierd
 Quoting: Vandaluminatti


Nope, worked my ass off to get to a place in life that makes this a shot I can afford to take. I'm stable and secure and I have a shot to follow a dream. Isn't this the definition of a god like production? It's partly due to this place that I have learned if you want something bad enough you can plan it out and make it happen.
People should have consideration, decency, and respect. To know and understand what comes out of your mouth while speaking.

"Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey."
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Re: I AM going to be an actress!
I'll turn 37 next month and I've decided to become an actress in life. That is my decision and I'm going to go do it. Just posting so I'll be able to come back to it and say... check hf
 Quoting: BFE Aphrodite


Grab your ankles and repeat after me...HAIL SATAN!!!
Oh...and pack some extra lube honey. I used to couldn't spell actress and now I are one!
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less actress more matress
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Hollywood producers don't want to fuck an old bag.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26438706


You're right. According to Corey Feldman they like teen boys.
 Quoting: Chip


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Re: I AM going to be an actress!
What makes this a bad idea exactly? Everything from what you've heard to what you know to be true. This should be interesting...

Last Edited by BFE Aphrodite on 05/22/2016 08:55 PM
People should have consideration, decency, and respect. To know and understand what comes out of your mouth while speaking.

"Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey."
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What makes this a bad idea exactly?
 Quoting: BFE Aphrodite


The part where you sell your soul either figuratively or literally, and are exploited by J*wish weirdos who apparently are more interested in boys than you.

Have you ever heard the term "casting couch"?
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What makes this a bad idea exactly? Everything from what you've heard to what you know to be true. This should be interesting...
 Quoting: BFE Aphrodite


hmmm going to Hollywood LA California mingle with the Jews, what could go wrong here?
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Re: I AM going to be an actress!
I'll turn 37 next month and I've decided to become an actress in life. That is my decision and I'm going to go do it. Just posting so I'll be able to come back to it and say... check hf
 Quoting: BFE Aphrodite


Nude pics first, then auditions on the Comedian's Couch.

sideways
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


Ya better clean the years of dust off that couch, before you invite any ladies over-and ya better take a pick-hammer to clean the crusty globs of dried urine crystals off the toilet seat-wimmin don't like that shit ha ha ha Heeeyuk!
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Since you have to sleep your way to the top you're too old.

You might get cast as the wicked stepmother after sucking lots of dick.
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What the next move?

Local theater production?

Acting classes?

Getting an agent?
BFE Aphrodite  (OP)

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You become an actress and I'll write some screenplays that are worth a fuck.

See what happens...1dunno1
 Quoting: Chip


Going to hold you to that.

Last Edited by BFE Aphrodite on 05/22/2016 09:18 PM
People should have consideration, decency, and respect. To know and understand what comes out of your mouth while speaking.

"Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey."





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