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Woman Fatally Stabbed By Wind-Blown Beach Umbrella In Freak Accident

 
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Woman Fatally Stabbed By Wind-Blown Beach Umbrella In Freak Accident
A Virginia woman is dead after being impaled by a beach umbrella while celebrating her birthday.

Lottie Michelle Belk was at the beach for her 55th birthday on Wednesday. All was well until strong gusts of wind picked up a beach umbrella and hurled it toward Belk, who was stabbed in the torso.

“It kind of looked like something out of the Wizard of Oz,” witness Hugh Martin told local reporters. “I saw the umbrella go up in the air, and it hit the woman, literally knocking her to the side. Immediately, the lifeguards, people started rushing around. It was probably one of the scariest things I have ever seen.”

Following the bizarre accident, Belk was taken to a nearby hospital where she later died as a result of her injuries.

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Ban assault umbrellas!
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You just never know...
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I know someone who was also impaled like this. Thank God they didn't die, still - CRAZY!
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If this doesn't make you believe in fate nothing will...

think of all that had to happen/line-up to make this happen

she chose that spot on the beach, someone placed that umbrella in that exact spot, in the exact way the wind could get at it...

it's like head-on collisions on the highway, lots of shit got to line up just right for that to happen.

Twilight Zone type stuff

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Holy crapoly! That's some bad luck there. verysad
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Thats pretty f' ed up prayers to her family.angel3pope
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That will make a weird tombstone. Same date born & died 55 yrs apart.
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damned daaammmmn
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That is terrible and to die on your birthday...weird
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So horrible... This has happened before.. poor woman..
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:hestonscared2:DAMN...
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Please people, secure your umbrellas properly when at the beach or more of these incidents will occur
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So I guess the Penguin using his umbrella vs Batman doesn't look as silly now. (still kinda silly tho)
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If this doesn't make you believe in fate nothing will...

think of all that had to happen/line-up to make this happen

she chose that spot on the beach, someone placed that umbrella in that exact spot, in the exact way the wind could get at it...

it's like head-on collisions on the highway, lots of shit got to line up just right for that to happen.

Twilight Zone type stuff

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What is the statistical chance of that all happening in sequence?
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Wrong end, Poppins. Wrong end.


Sorry. Its tragic. But I had a mental picture..
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ban concealed umbrealla carrying
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Horrifying.
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Donald J Trump is calling for a complete and total ban of all types of umbrellas untill we can find what the hell is going on!!!!!!
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Ban assault umbrellas!
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No just the scary tactical assault umbrellas with the fully automatic spring button and tactical button closure strap. I believe this was the carbon fiber ultralight so it needs to be banned. Was this a "No Umbrella" zone with a sign posted every 25 feet? Their needs to be a wind speed limit sign posted too just in case (for the children).
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somewhere...the penguin laughs maniacally
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Ban assault umbrellas!
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epiclol


I feel for the family.. But that is a freak accident.. Shit happens. They better not try to sue. Just sayin.

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There was just a bank robber in Pittsburgh, who used an umbrella as a "disguise."
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Re: Woman Fatally Stabbed By Wind-Blown Beach Umbrella In Freak Accident
If this doesn't make you believe in fate nothing will...

think of all that had to happen/line-up to make this happen

she chose that spot on the beach, someone placed that umbrella in that exact spot, in the exact way the wind could get at it...

it's like head-on collisions on the highway, lots of shit got to line up just right for that to happen.

Twilight Zone type stuff

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Crazy like final destination kind of crazy!
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I wonder what the reaction of the bystanders was to this spectacle.

Truly an abnormality that is taken for granted when one ventures to the beach.

Anything can happen. Hell I stepped on a sand shark jaw in my own bedroom. Given, that isn't the beach. But same difference just the same.
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Please was it one of these?

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Like the movie Omen.
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The Wizard of Oz?????

Did she see a different version than i did as a kid? Just asking....
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If this doesn't make you believe in fate nothing will...

think of all that had to happen/line-up to make this happen

she chose that spot on the beach, someone placed that umbrella in that exact spot, in the exact way the wind could get at it...

it's like head-on collisions on the highway, lots of shit got to line up just right for that to happen.

Twilight Zone type stuff

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What is the statistical chance of that all happening in sequence?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41034067


Apparently pretty good!
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Matthew 6:9-13
King James Version (KJV)

9 After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
10 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
11 Give us this day our daily bread.
12 And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.

Matthew 24:42 - Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
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Money spent protecting us from:

Terrorists : $5,000,000,000,000.00

Roving Beach Umbrellas : $0.00





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