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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72264577 United States 06/09/2016 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If this doesn't make you believe in fate nothing will... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72360792 think of all that had to happen/line-up to make this happen she chose that spot on the beach, someone placed that umbrella in that exact spot, in the exact way the wind could get at it... it's like head-on collisions on the highway, lots of shit got to line up just right for that to happen. Twilight Zone type stuff . Yep. Crazy. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 37736608 Australia 06/09/2016 10:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If this doesn't make you believe in fate nothing will... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72360792 think of all that had to happen/line-up to make this happen she chose that spot on the beach, someone placed that umbrella in that exact spot, in the exact way the wind could get at it... it's like head-on collisions on the highway, lots of shit got to line up just right for that to happen. Twilight Zone type stuff . Very true...makes you think about all the other things that must have had to line up to make it happen in your life. Meeting people, jobs, where you live, who your neighbours are etc... My ex and I actually remember seeing each other and having eye contact two years before we met. We had both had arguments with our then partners and I was sitting on the steps outside to cool off and he was driving around to cool off...our eyes met as he drove up the hill |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70735973 United States 06/09/2016 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If this doesn't make you believe in fate nothing will... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72360792 think of all that had to happen/line-up to make this happen she chose that spot on the beach, someone placed that umbrella in that exact spot, in the exact way the wind could get at it... it's like head-on collisions on the highway, lots of shit got to line up just right for that to happen. Twilight Zone type stuff . What is the statistical chance of that all happening in sequence? The exact statistical chance of just about anything happening. Now, calling it BEFORE it happens - that would be impressive. |
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User ID: 70735592 United States 06/09/2016 11:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Money spent protecting us from: Quoting: Lex 69378325 Terrorists : $5,000,000,000,000.00 Roving Beach Umbrellas : $0.00 In the near future, Federal Regulations will require Nerf-tipped umbrellas which must be epoxied into the beach sand or you will be levied with a stiff fine. Also, a complete ban on wind gusts in coastal areas must be considered. Mandatory umbrella insurance must be purchased before visiting any beaches in the continental US. It's for your own safety and security...so don't argue with US. Have a nice, safe vacation.--Dept. Of Homeland Security The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free expression should be our first object. ~ Thomas Jefferson, Inaugural Address, 1801 It is not only vain, but wicked, in a legislator to frame laws in opposition to the laws of nature, and to arm them with the terrors of death. This is truly creating crimes in order to punish them. ~ Thomas Jefferson, 1779 |
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User ID: 70735592 United States 06/09/2016 11:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free expression should be our first object. ~ Thomas Jefferson, Inaugural Address, 1801 It is not only vain, but wicked, in a legislator to frame laws in opposition to the laws of nature, and to arm them with the terrors of death. This is truly creating crimes in order to punish them. ~ Thomas Jefferson, 1779 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72315845 United States 06/09/2016 11:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Money spent protecting us from: Quoting: Lex 69378325 Terrorists : $5,000,000,000,000.00 Roving Beach Umbrellas : $0.00 In the near future, Federal Regulations will require Nerf-tipped umbrellas which must be epoxied into the beach sand or you will be levied with a stiff fine. Also, a complete ban on wind gusts in coastal areas must be considered. Mandatory umbrella insurance must be purchased before visiting any beaches in the continental US. It's for your own safety and security...so don't argue with US. Have a nice, safe vacation.--Dept. Of Homeland Security That is not only the future but almost already reality. Before we are done with this, insurance will be required for how many steps you take in a day and how dangerous those steps are (all tracked of course). |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72186740 United States 06/09/2016 11:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If this doesn't make you believe in fate nothing will... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72360792 think of all that had to happen/line-up to make this happen she chose that spot on the beach, someone placed that umbrella in that exact spot, in the exact way the wind could get at it... it's like head-on collisions on the highway, lots of shit got to line up just right for that to happen. Twilight Zone type stuff . All this means is that things happen. Weird, shitty, odd-defying things happen. With regularity. That doesn't necessarily mean that these events are supposed to happen. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72315845 United States 06/09/2016 11:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Years back I read a story where a kid 19 was killed on his birthday, by a semi flipping over on his car at a freeway exit ramp. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72361896 At least that is understandable...a truck is heavy and is operated by a fallible human. The god-directed umbrella jart is a completely different matter. |
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User ID: 72357634 United States 06/09/2016 11:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK you are a fag, why make fun of or entertainment of a woman's death... Stick to Facebook D-bag... Last Edited by Deplorable American on 06/09/2016 11:50 PM We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. |
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User ID: 72348594 United States 06/10/2016 01:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If this doesn't make you believe in fate nothing will... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72360792 think of all that had to happen/line-up to make this happen she chose that spot on the beach, someone placed that umbrella in that exact spot, in the exact way the wind could get at it... it's like head-on collisions on the highway, lots of shit got to line up just right for that to happen. Twilight Zone type stuff . Yep. Crazy. Yeah. So true about all tthe things having to line up "just right." What a freak thing. But when she stopped and considered all the ways that she might die someday she didn't think of this one. So sad--she looked like a nice person. Crazy. |