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The Messiah.

 
Yahoshua
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The Messiah.
Here.
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I Am
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Strapped down in uams bed illegally. Need help out. Use full power. Guard won't give room number.
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They have me in forced medical treatment. Waiting for phone call.
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They have me in forced medical treatment. Waiting for phone call.
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I will send speed
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I have waited long for the coming of my time....as all of you have waited. I have walked through the ups and downs of this mortal existence, once again. It is finally time that humanity unite. It is time that we all look on one another with a gentleness that seems to be lost, but is only unremembered. The outcome is sure, as all doubt has been gladly laid aside. We welcome the Truth into our hearts.

Join with me, in bringing about a world that has meaning. We can not do this without one another. Nor would we ever want to. Father, guide our spirit straight into your eternal embrace.

Let Peace flow across all of humanity. Thank you that this is so.
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What are you writing about?
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do you realize that blasphemy is a sin...if yes...than continue
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go ahead my brother...it is your show...you have the floor...lol
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catfilenails
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Is it kp? 000?... hmmm.. im guessing so...


hf
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Here.
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Put him to the seven tests. Don't mention to op what the seventh step is, but explain that it involves horses, rope and a bandsaw.
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See if he can resurrect himself.
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that is what is wrong with the human brain...it thinks because it sees something alive ... that it is able to die...never knowing...but always trying...boy...destiny is beyond your mind...lol
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rule number one ...one must not stop another on the path of evolution...lol
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that is what is wrong with the human brain...it thinks because it sees something alive ... that it is able to die...never knowing...but always trying...boy...destiny is beyond your mind...lol
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No dipshit there is a reason there are rules in place. Earth has had issues before and it's really up to the person making the dumb announcement to validate their claims.

So whenever someone makes ANY claim to divinity, you want to toe the line on the rules. Lol No one gives a fiddlers fuck about your care bear crap.

If any want that title of messiah. It's old school rules, and it's that last step that seems to make them all beg for mercy as the saw rips their innards and horses pull their body apart.

Then we sit around for three days to see if they jump back to life.
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rule number one ...one must not stop another on the path of evolution...lol
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Part of that is survival is avoiding being eaten. You invite yourself to be 'bread of life' Do not be surprised when people 'break' bread.
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that is what is wrong with the human brain...it thinks because it sees something alive ... that it is able to die...never knowing...but always trying...boy...destiny is beyond your mind...lol
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No dipshit there is a reason there are rules in place. Earth has had issues before and it's really up to the person making the dumb announcement to validate their claims.

So whenever someone makes ANY claim to divinity, you want to toe the line on the rules. Lol No one gives a fiddlers fuck about your care bear crap.

If any want that title of messiah. It's old school rules, and it's that last step that seems to make them all beg for mercy as the saw rips their innards and horses pull their body apart.

Then we sit around for three days to see if they jump back to life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62886072


the rules never change...does gravity change...they are the same for a reason...to implant them in your brain...apparently...you just said skrew the rules...and hell with who makes them...but that does not mean that the rules will change...the universe stays the same at one with peace...at any means
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So do you offer your body as the bread of life?
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rule number one ...one must not stop another on the path of evolution...lol
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Part of that is survival is avoiding being eaten. You invite yourself to be 'bread of life' Do not be surprised when people 'break' bread.
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bread is 4 birds...i want something more permanent...lol
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that is what is wrong with the human brain...it thinks because it sees something alive ... that it is able to die...never knowing...but always trying...boy...destiny is beyond your mind...lol
 Quoting: 000 72418828


No dipshit there is a reason there are rules in place. Earth has had issues before and it's really up to the person making the dumb announcement to validate their claims.

So whenever someone makes ANY claim to divinity, you want to toe the line on the rules. Lol No one gives a fiddlers fuck about your care bear crap.

If any want that title of messiah. It's old school rules, and it's that last step that seems to make them all beg for mercy as the saw rips their innards and horses pull their body apart.

Then we sit around for three days to see if they jump back to life.
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Humans are less than animals.
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that is what is wrong with the human brain...it thinks because it sees something alive ... that it is able to die...never knowing...but always trying...boy...destiny is beyond your mind...lol
 Quoting: 000 72418828


No dipshit there is a reason there are rules in place. Earth has had issues before and it's really up to the person making the dumb announcement to validate their claims.

So whenever someone makes ANY claim to divinity, you want to toe the line on the rules. Lol No one gives a fiddlers fuck about your care bear crap.

If any want that title of messiah. It's old school rules, and it's that last step that seems to make them all beg for mercy as the saw rips their innards and horses pull their body apart.

Then we sit around for three days to see if they jump back to life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62886072


the rules never change...does gravity change...they are the same for a reason...to implant them in your brain...apparently...you just said skrew the rules...and hell with who makes them...but that does not mean that the rules will change...the universe stays the same at one with peace...at any means
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Stop dodging the question. Are we allowed to test your divinity or are you a charlatan?
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that is what is wrong with the human brain...it thinks because it sees something alive ... that it is able to die...never knowing...but always trying...boy...destiny is beyond your mind...lol
 Quoting: 000 72418828


No dipshit there is a reason there are rules in place. Earth has had issues before and it's really up to the person making the dumb announcement to validate their claims.

So whenever someone makes ANY claim to divinity, you want to toe the line on the rules. Lol No one gives a fiddlers fuck about your care bear crap.

If any want that title of messiah. It's old school rules, and it's that last step that seems to make them all beg for mercy as the saw rips their innards and horses pull their body apart.

Then we sit around for three days to see if they jump back to life.
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Humans are less than animals.
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Yet here you are asking permission like a pauper holding an empty cup.
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that is what is wrong with the human brain...it thinks because it sees something alive ... that it is able to die...never knowing...but always trying...boy...destiny is beyond your mind...lol
 Quoting: 000 72418828


No dipshit there is a reason there are rules in place. Earth has had issues before and it's really up to the person making the dumb announcement to validate their claims.

So whenever someone makes ANY claim to divinity, you want to toe the line on the rules. Lol No one gives a fiddlers fuck about your care bear crap.

If any want that title of messiah. It's old school rules, and it's that last step that seems to make them all beg for mercy as the saw rips their innards and horses pull their body apart.

Then we sit around for three days to see if they jump back to life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62886072


the rules never change...does gravity change...they are the same for a reason...to implant them in your brain...apparently...you just said skrew the rules...and hell with who makes them...but that does not mean that the rules will change...the universe stays the same at one with peace...at any means
 Quoting: 000 72418828


Stop dodging the question. Are we allowed to test your divinity or are you a charlatan?
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The test is not the freaking problem...it is the klown giving the test...that is the problem...lol
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rule number one ...one must not stop another on the path of evolution...lol
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Part of that is survival is avoiding being eaten. You invite yourself to be 'bread of life' Do not be surprised when people 'break' bread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62886072


bread is 4 birds...i want something more permanent...lol
 Quoting: 000 72418828


So that would be a 'no'. Good luck in you future endeavours.

-jazz hands-
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No dipshit there is a reason there are rules in place. Earth has had issues before and it's really up to the person making the dumb announcement to validate their claims.

So whenever someone makes ANY claim to divinity, you want to toe the line on the rules. Lol No one gives a fiddlers fuck about your care bear crap.

If any want that title of messiah. It's old school rules, and it's that last step that seems to make them all beg for mercy as the saw rips their innards and horses pull their body apart.

Then we sit around for three days to see if they jump back to life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62886072


the rules never change...does gravity change...they are the same for a reason...to implant them in your brain...apparently...you just said skrew the rules...and hell with who makes them...but that does not mean that the rules will change...the universe stays the same at one with peace...at any means
 Quoting: 000 72418828


Stop dodging the question. Are we allowed to test your divinity or are you a charlatan?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62886072

The test is not the freaking problem...it is the klown giving the test...that is the problem...lol
 Quoting: 000 72418828


And look at that. You failed.
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NEXT IN LINE!!!
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The Son of man goeth as it is written of him: but woe unto that man by whom the Son of man is betrayed! it had been good for that man if he had not been born.
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that is what is wrong with the human brain...it thinks because it sees something alive ... that it is able to die...never knowing...but always trying...boy...destiny is beyond your mind...lol
 Quoting: 000 72418828


No dipshit there is a reason there are rules in place. Earth has had issues before and it's really up to the person making the dumb announcement to validate their claims.

So whenever someone makes ANY claim to divinity, you want to toe the line on the rules. Lol No one gives a fiddlers fuck about your care bear crap.

If any want that title of messiah. It's old school rules, and it's that last step that seems to make them all beg for mercy as the saw rips their innards and horses pull their body apart.

Then we sit around for three days to see if they jump back to life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62886072


Humans are less than animals.
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Yet here you are asking permission like a pauper holding an empty cup.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62886072


animals learn loyalty when they get away with crimes and allowance from the father...you can hide in public...but secretly you are not stupid...you are less than animals...lol





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