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Attacked by a Poke-Tard: 3pm EST

 
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07/18/2016 06:03 PM
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Attacked by a Poke-Tard: 3pm EST
So, I am on break at work, sitting on a low-half concrete wall, reading my cellphone.

All a sudden, a large shadows blocks out the sun.

I look over slowly.

A tied-dyed, multi-colored hair, millenial douche chick, is within 6" inches of my face, lost in her capture. Or rapture...either way.

Apparently, my ass was sitting on a Piku-whatever.

IT's fucking over guys....

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07/18/2016 06:16 PM
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One-Star, I am sure it was a 5 star Poke-tard.

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07/18/2016 06:18 PM
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Re: Attacked by a Poke-Tard: 3pm EST
why are you sitting on Pokemons?

are you a Pokephobe or what?
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07/18/2016 06:20 PM
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The best thing you can do is buy a few of them poke balls and throw them at these people.

Got to catch em all
You are the CEO of your own wellness. You need to take back your health from the disease-care system
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07/18/2016 06:30 PM
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I am currently considering in investing in self-defence Poke Balls. I have a feeling they are gonna skyrocket in value.

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07/18/2016 06:39 PM
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I was watching keemstar I say watching my daughter had it on blaring and apparently poodlecorp are going to bring down Pokemon on 1st August... i don't like stuff like this but... I don't care these idiots are doing my nut in!

I was asked why I don't Pokemon by a 42 year old woman!
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07/18/2016 06:43 PM
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The only thing we caught as kids was frogs butterflies fish and head lice... Now with the aid of technology you can look like belligerent zombie and walk off a cliff trying to catch a cartoon character.... Dats evolution for you!
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07/18/2016 06:44 PM
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I was watching keemstar I say watching my daughter had it on blaring and apparently poodlecorp are going to bring down Pokemon on 1st August... i don't like stuff like this but... I don't care these idiots are doing my nut in!

I was asked why I don't Pokemon by a 42 year old woman!
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Exactly, but was she hot!!??

You might be able to survive the stench of Poke-sweat, and get some. Just sayin'

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07/18/2016 07:27 PM
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Thread: Pokemon chasers and their IQ.


IT's BEGINNING

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The only thing we caught as kids was frogs butterflies fish and head lice... Now with the aid of technology you can look like belligerent zombie and walk off a cliff trying to catch a cartoon character.... Dats evolution for you!
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Yes, I think we are seeing a very high level incarnation of social engineering.

Lemmings are perfected.






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