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DNA data miner!?!wtf
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Confirmed.

Urine samples. Door to door in Florida.

You can't make this up.
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Zika is a joke. Im in PR and I heard of this huge outbreak here but when we arrived we saw differently. Its lie after lie.
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How's that for a shitty government job!
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What if you say no? Can you opt out or does that get you FEMA-camped?
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This is nuts. The big concern I have is that there is not actual proof that Zika causes microphealy but yet the CDC releases statements like this: [link to www.cnn.com]

which I got from the link in the op. Watch the video is pure fear porn.

someone needs to invent a camera that can watch what is happening at the 400nm level otherwise Monsanto is gonna swindle the world imo.

Thread: The truth is twisty: pyriproxyfen or Zika?
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I'm going to give them my piss rkelly style

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This is nuts. The big concern I have is that there is not actual proof that Zika causes microphealy but yet the CDC releases statements like this: [link to www.cnn.com]

which I got from the link in the op. Watch the video is pure fear porn.

someone needs to invent a camera that can watch what is happening at the 400nm level otherwise Monsanto is gonna swindle the world imo.

Thread: The truth is twisty: pyriproxyfen or Zika?
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I'd say not today thank you ..
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So zika is present in urine? Does it transmit via urine and does our current water treatment kill it? How long does it live out of the body? Why isn't this public knowledge?
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Good catch there! Gave you 5*.

Next they go around and ask you to take their handy dandy vaccine. Or maybe they tell you. No, thank you.

Does anyone know if the CDC has set a level for mandatory quarantine on this? Or if they have such a plan?
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They SWEAR they won't test for drugs or categorize your DNA!

Promise!
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**This**

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Innocuous way to build a DNA data base?
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So zika is present in urine? Does it transmit via urine and does our current water treatment kill it? How long does it live out of the body? Why isn't this public knowledge?
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I was wondering the same thing. Almost no viruses live in urine, but do in blood. I think there is something else going on.

I found this though: [link to www.cidrap.umn.edu] Interesting as urine is virtually sterile unless you have a bacterial infection, but not viral.
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Innocuous way to build a DNA data base?
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Yeah, but if they really were doing it, they could just swab the inside of your mouth, as I linked an article that said the virus is found in saliva and urine. Hmm, now this can get interesting. It would be a much easier method to get your DNA unless contaminated for some reason. I guess the urine route is easier, as food eaten can screw up a DNA test if a swab is taken.
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Usually I have to drive into Austin for the chance to piss on a Federal employee.

I appreciate the time savings. Thanks boys!

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Whatever they want you to take.... don`t take it.
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Whatever they want you to take.... don`t take it.
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How can we stop them? It's already in our water, food, and air. They are already giving it to us, we don't need to take it. I guess this is their little test to see if we comply. I can assure you there will be a mandatory DNA test on every baby born very soon in the future, because, you know future crime.
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So zika is present in urine? Does it transmit via urine and does our current water treatment kill it? How long does it live out of the body? Why isn't this public knowledge?
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I was wondering the same thing. Almost no viruses live in urine, but do in blood. I think there is something else going on.

I found this though: [link to www.cidrap.umn.edu] Interesting as urine is virtually sterile unless you have a bacterial infection, but not viral.
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So, if Zika is...actually a virus, the only way to really detect it is from blood. But, that would be a hard sell to go around sticking people. So maybe this is the "warm up" and yes, a handy way to collect DNA. And also accumulate an idea od the compliancy levels already achieved for whatever insanity they envision.
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Lies, no one is coming door to door. I live in Fort Lauderdale and work in Miami a mile away from wynwood, which is where it's suspected. trust me when I say, no such door to door is taking place. OP has no proof whatsoever of door to door. trust me we would have heard about it already.

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now I'll be called some government psyop shill. just watch.
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Whatever they want you to take.... don`t take it.
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Best. Advice. Ever.
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How can we stop them? It's already in our water, food, and air. They are already giving it to us, we don't need to take it. I guess this is their little test to see if we comply. I can assure you there will be a mandatory DNA test on every baby born very soon in the future, because, you know future crime.
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Agreed.

Detox yourself regularly.
Grow your own food and/or buy local organic only.
Avoid all processed foods.
Reverse osmosis your water.
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So zika is present in urine? Does it transmit via urine and does our current water treatment kill it? How long does it live out of the body? Why isn't this public knowledge?
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I was wondering the same thing. Almost no viruses live in urine, but do in blood. I think there is something else going on.

I found this though: [link to www.cidrap.umn.edu] Interesting as urine is virtually sterile unless you have a bacterial infection, but not viral.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72447597


So, if Zika is...actually a virus, the only way to really detect it is from blood. But, that would be a hard sell to go around sticking people. So maybe this is the "warm up" and yes, a handy way to collect DNA. And also accumulate an idea od the compliancy levels already achieved for whatever insanity they envision.
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