FEDs going DOOR TO DOOR requesting Urine for Zika Test!!!

Do they accept feces?

They try that here, I reckon the guy'd end up like that one census worker a while back.

God Bless,

From the Wonderful Commonwealth of Kentucky.

I bet they would. They could test it for what you eat and put you in a specific Obamacare plan and forced diet. Oh, we saw in your feces you ate a doughnut, add $1K extra a year to your forced plan.

I'm being facetious, but the way things are going, it seriously wouldn't surprise me if they would want stool samples to check your diet and charge you for the test even because it's mandatory.

Pretty sure it says that in the article. So there isn't an attempt to be a shill on the part of the OP.

If you are actually there, you would probably know better than any of us, but please, do let us know if you see anything or hear any notices about it. I'm not going to call you a shill or gov't plant, but this gov't is waaaay out of bounds, so this doesn't actually seem like any kind of a stretch.

piss on their leg

Until you get a knock

got stupid neighbor she got all these trashy oplants other day came up here skeeters everwhere .

The taking of urine is really pissing me off, next they'll want your blood.




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I'd give them the piss, alright. All over their shoes.

Not that I would piss in a cup for them but this. Says ....Different types of samples are used for a viral test, including blood, urine, stool (feces), organ tissue, spinal fluid, and saliva. The type of sample used for the test depends on the type of infection that may be present.

THEY CAN PRY MY DICK FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!11!!1!!

Uhh yea, tell them to get fucked. and slam the door.

I will happily give them some...just no cup.

You just gave me a strange image in my head. Imagine being a mountain climber and you know you're not going to make it back down, so you decide to jack off while freezing to death as a send off to the next life. They find your frozen dick in your hand with a woody. I wonder what the news headline would be?

Like what you did there lol

That dude is 100 percent psy ops,
I have no doubt about it after how he treated me in a thread not to long ago.
Dude is 100 percent psycho and psy ops without a doubt, he used their tactics word for word.

I was calling out the behavior and the tactics then I was banned.

They will probably ban me for saying it but then I will still pop back up and keep telling the truth.

All good questions!

Nah, Dude.
He works for NASA and he's pretty fucking smart.

Debbie Wasserman gonna hold the cup. Oops sorry.

Like I said, total psy op.

I made one general comment in a thread that he wasnt even op on.
It was a general comment, not in reply to anyone.

HE then engaged me, and claimed I was replying to him and speaking to him and etc etc etc. I clearly pointed out how he was wrong time and time again, even provided quotes and reposts of the texts. He kept just demanding a retraction, kept demanding and asserting that I was the one who engaged him, then when I finally called him out for his behavior, I was then banned.

The dude didnt like my original general comment, so he engaged me and then got me banned. His intention to have me banned was clear from the moment he engaged me.

Dude is 100 percent psy ops.

They will have to suck the piss out of some people .....


Keep dark tea just in case .... Ok here is the sample!

Tell tthem to piss off!

Ok, had to go retread the article. I must have totally missed that part. So uh, yeah. GL with that in that part of Miami. lol I still have not heard anything on the local news about door to door testing though. If that was happening our local doom Fox News station channel 7 fox would have been all over it. So far nothing I have seen. While it may be an idea they are mulling over, I am pretty sure most will not be willing.

I'm in Georgia.

We will be next up