George Noory

*Clinic

Tahmmy’s license plate says AMPLE ASS

*Fixed it lol Blasphemy! — going after the Knappster.

“Killing Lincoln" by Bill O'Reilly

"Killing the Deep state" by Jerome Corsi

"Killing Coast to Coast AM" by George Noory

Jimmy Church

Jimmy Synagogue

Jimmy Mosque

Jimmy Temple

Jimmy Pagoda

Jimmy Hogan

Jimmy Basilica

Jimmy Tabernacle

Jimmy Tent Revival

Jimmy Gurdwara

JImmy Church's iphone...

12 min to madam wongs foot spa




Madam Wong’s prostate massage

Glynnis McCunts the numbers lady is on. Hey Glynnis, I got a number for ya... 69!

Chris P Bacon hosting tonight

Lol ya. An automatic no-listen.

Premiere aint springing for that sheeeet ! Mang!

Art just rolled over in his grave.

Artavious Bell
Geobrikeshaw Noory
Tomammary Dudeholster
Lex Lonehooded clit
Sean Lardasssir

Long Jon Grudong

Heddy Lamar Jackoff

Justin Herbert Hoover

Tony Dung

Dik Prescott Bush

Matthew Staffinfection

Marshawn Jessica Lynch

San Antonio Browneye

Leveon Smell

George is vacationing on a yacht in the Taiwan Straits.

Rense has turned into a COVID website.

George: "Tom, what'dya have for us back there?"

Tom: "A hardon."

A trucker was falling asleep when suddenly a hand came out of nowhere and jerked him off.

Sitting in for George tonight is guest host Dave Scrotum.

Sitting ON George tonight is special guest Tommy Teabag.

George dated a shemale named Stiffany.

George served Tommy some chin music. Then he got him with the high, hard one.

Coming up in the second half of the show we're gonna have a guest on talking about a one-armed, German-speaking man from the Alps....


And then we'll talk about Billy Meier

All George's socks are crunchy and crusty, standing at attention against the wall, awaiting their next "mission" (squirt! squirt!).

(Singing in UFO Fill voice)…


George jumped on his black dildo, in the middle of the night...

It tapped his prostate many times, now George can see the white (semen)...

And George also sees a ghost (of Jim Marrs)...

'Cuz George is listening to farts out of Tommy's rumproast...

George Noori: Wow, that thing really shot off tonight. Higher than ever. What an explosion! <pause> Oh, and did anyone see the ICBM missile launch earlier?

Remember when he used to ask "Do you think he will come on the show?"
Like it would be a good career move.
Every time someone mentioned a famous person.
He had a thing for Shirley Jones (Mom on Partridge Family).
In the end he just jacked off to Linda Moulton Howe.

Tommy is dressed like a Ring Girl, prancing around in daisy dukes, heels, and a halter top, holding up a sign that says ROUND 69.

George is passing top secret data from the U.S. Navy to this Russian guest tonight through secret code.

Every "uhm hmm" and "that's incredible", and "how did you get started in this field?" has an alternative meaning. The NSA is monitoring Noori's Sports Illustrated football phone.

GUEST: "In the 1970s, Uzbekistan was a hotbed for UFO activity. Then it seemed to moved north into Kazakhstan. There were even reports of flying discus in Kyrgyzstan."

GEORGE: "That's incredible. Were there any UFO sightings in the former USSR?"

GUEST: <silence -- thinking his English translation of George'scomment must be in error>

GEORGE: "Are you still there, Paul?"

GUEST: "Uh...yes. I was just...thinking..."

<awkward silence>

GEORGE: "To the Maxwell Smart shoe phone we go!"

Toxoplasma Gondii ......

Noory" Oh yah I seen them open for Marillion in 92"