George Noory

When he's told it needs to be a woman, George says, "Ok then, how about Esther Rolle the mother from Good Times?"

The extremely rare Noory Commemorative Coin has Jorch on one side and Benedict Arnold on the other....

Art keeps Ken Stabler in a glass aquarium and feeds him frozen mice.

Art gets off the plane in " Munchen" saying " Frohliche Weihnachten " to everyone as he Goosestep right into a Polizei van and is deported to Argentina .

One of the best ever!!!




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George thought Kilmeade's book "George Washington's Secret Six" was a tell-all book about our first President's dildo.

Art " its beginning to look a lot like christmas "

as he watches a stripper roll down her fishnets

In their search for all things esoteric and occult, the Nazis found a magical object in the Himalayas that revealed the future to them.

It revealed the house where Ringo Starr was to be born. The Battle of Britain was Hitler's attempt to blow up that house to avert half a century of that pickle-nosed drummer.

George tied a scarlet ribbon around the base of Tahmee's cock to keep it hard.

Art's arm wrestling Sven-Ole Thorsen.

Tonight George interviews the ghost of the ghost of a guy who used to live next to a guy who once met Lon Chaney's agent.

George interviewing a history professor about the Civil War...

George: " Why did they call it the CIVIL War, professor? It doesn't seem like it was very civil. Did they used to bow and curtsy before shooting each other?"

(Silence)

George: "Professor? Did we lose you?"

Professor: "No, no, I'm still here. I was just...thinking..."

Person 1: "I heard George Nurri isn't allowed within 500 yards of a...a....what's the word...?"

Person 2: "Playground?"

Person 1: "No. Radio broadcasting studio."

George calls up Christian Wilde...

George: "Hi Christian. It's George."

Christian: "Hi George. How are you?"

George: "Well, I gotta tell ya... I've been taking your turmeric supplements for 3 months, and...nothing."

Christian: "Really? That's odd."

George: "Yeah, every morning, right up the kiester."

Christian: "WHAT?! George! You take them ORALLY!"

George: "Yuck! No way! Can you imagine what they'd taste like after being up my ass?!"

(Long silence)

Christian: "I gotta go." (Click!...dial tone).

:cruise

Just spit out my miso soup!!

Breaking News : Reports of a man yelling racial epithets in a local neighborhood . Officers were dispatched and made contact with a man one Jarch Narry who said he was looking for his dog

SNICKERS!

Has Nick Rope a Dope Pope brought up the Rendelscam incident yet?


Ya, the Sherwood Forest incident where they find a UFO surrounded by men in tights.

Colin "Yellowcake" Powell

Yeah they though ole Pootie Poot was in the car . He cant hang on to power forever . he will get the old Ariel Sharon shot of whiskey someday and end up in Lenin's tomb.

Ian “Urinalcake” Punnet

They need to forget about Rendalscam. the British officers have gone on record that they were playing a joke on the Americans . Let it go ....

Big Tahhmee's hoping to become the only Ten Ton Man to ride a Derby winner....

It has become a cash-cow for too many.

Brian Kilmeade -- the Cyclops (eyes so close together, it's like one eye).

Art puts on Kevlar before venturing outside to mow the lawn (dirt).

T. Boobe Pickass

Big Tahmm Dudeholster went to a Halloween party, mouth agape, in "brownface".... dressed as William Shatner's sphincter at take-off in Blue Origin.

Jorch went to the same party dressed as General Colon Power. The Lebanese Lummox led the charge but quickly went to ground. Tahmmeeee brought up the rear....

After years of fluffing the stars, George finally stars in his own gay porno as Ulysses S. Grunt — the no-nonsense general who chomps more than just cigars.