George Noory

Jesus George, let him finish! He was building up to a JFK/Nixon connection.

George is such a fucking dolt. I can barely stand it.

Buzz adjusting the tv transmitter on the Moon.

ya got a signal yet?

LOLOLOLOLOL

Yes! That’s the word. Thank you.

If I ever went to a Snoory live event (which I never would), I’d have to have a handler with a taser at the ready for when I inevitably charge the stage.

Top black female candidate for Supreme Court nomination — Little Richard

We can prove this guests claims real quick if we want to. all we have to do is get one of those hasselblatt cameras.... fly it up the is ISS. take it outside and roll off a few dozen pics of the earth. send it home in a spaceship and develope the film. if it works then yes this guest is wrong BUT if it doesn't then Noorch has to quit C2C

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

George gave Edgar Mitchell a dildo to put on the surface of the moon.

As Mitchell was about to enter the capsule atop the Saturn V rocket at Cape Canaveral for blast-off, the onlooking George yelled out: “Remember, place it pointing upright erect!!!”

Lol

Yes, true. Interesting that something as simple as that hasn’t been done.

Due to cramped quarters in the LEM, Edgar Mitchell had to sit on the dildo for the 3-day trip to the moon.

this fkn ghey ass moody blues song

When they landed on the moon and Mitchell hopped down to the surface, he pulled the dildo out which sent a resounding “POP!!!!” all across the moon.

George looking for the gerbil up Tommy’s sphincter…

“I know you’re up there somewhere,
SOME-WHERE, SOME-WHERE,
I know you’re up there somewhere,
And somehow I’ll return you to your cage..”

lololololololololololololololol

And don’t forget that Kubrick was filming “2001: A Space Odyssey” in the late 1960s. So when people saw the filming of space & moon scenes, Kubrick would just say, “We’re filming a movie — ‘2001’.”

That was the COVER for it!

The Apollo astronauts never passed through the Van Allen belt.. Van Allen wore suspende…. Oh never mind!!!

The Marcus Allen Belt. Just above the Ken Stablersphere.

so we knew in '58 that going to the moon was bullshit.

Shut up George

LOLOLOLOL

GUEST: “I’m British, George, in case you didn’t notice my accent..”

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why not just dig up the plans from Apollo and do it again the same?

Why are we starting from scratch?

You’re an idiot George. There’s that also.

As a condition for building the space shuttle the plans for apollo were destroyed.