George Noory

Norry's Boss

Art streaked across the field during Super Bowl III with the words “Johnny” and “Unitas” written on each ass cheek.

The C2C crew
( Noorch, Tahmmy,Lex,Lisa,Sean,Glynis,Howard Bloom,John Curtis,Dr Scam,Punnet,Syrett )

Are enjoying a leisurely cruise on the cruise ship Immer Essen.

hahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah!!!!

Give us the good old days when all you could get on a cruise ship was norovirus. (Not to be confused with Nooryvirus from listening to C2C).

Noory sails on the Bonhomme Richard.


Translation: Good Man Dick

Ian Punnet displaces more water than a Cape Buffalo.

“rides” might be a better term

What a stupid name

Pun Pun eats ass.

Sounds about right.

I finally figured it out… John Madden looked like a cross between John Candy and Meatloaf.

Pretty interesting show tonight, sounds like. Just turned it on.

Tom DeShort

The aliens are coming here to do scientific research on the tuft of hair under Luis Elizondo’s lower lip.

George calls him Jocks Vallée. Lol

Jockstrap DeMolay

While Whitley Streiber was pinching one off in the outhouse at his rural, upstate New York cabin in the woods, Semjase entered and gave him a blumpkin.

And that was the best thing that ever happened to Whitley.

Meatload

George singing…

“Send lawyers, guns, and dildos…

The gerbil has hit the fan!”

“George is an innocent bisexual,

And somehow his dong got stuck,

Between Tommy’s cock and a hard place,

George went down, on Tommy he did suck…”

George thinks Warren Zevon was the name of the Romulan commander.

Tom Delong was born Dong DeSchlong.

“Better run through the jungle…

Better run through the jungle…” — Creedence Clearwater Revival



George blasts this song as he drives through East St. Louis.

Dabo Swinney vs. Deebo Samuel

NEWSFLASH: 12 Inches Slam New Yorkers.

In other news, big storm dumps heavy snow in the Empire State.

George served on the USS Whitley Streiber.

Noorch" CROCKER ....STAVROS ! "