George Noory

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Dr. Bicurious

HE'S THE BEST SONGWRITER ALIVE TODAY! DEAL WITH IT !!!!!!

Jorch is slated to play the role of Dirty Sanchez in the new Johnny Depp movie; "Obscene But Not Heard"....

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Lol ya, I like his stuff.

“Mi so stuff!” — Art after five trips to the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.

Ughhh… Doc Walleye tonight.

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Doc Ballsack. Doc Ballsweat. Doc Ball…oh never mind!!

George just called him President Biding LOL!!!

:finger hovering over power button, quivering:

Bon Nuit, glp

Qu’est-ce qui de passé?!

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Thats our Noorch !

Jorch likes to dress as attorney Camille Vasquez and say repeatedly to sponsors; "did I read that right?

Doc Meatwallet

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George just dropped a little b.m. in his pants.

George Noory is releasing a new autobiography of his early life. In a surprising move, he’s released a passage which is a revealing look at his formative years, including his early gambling habit.

“They say patience is a virtue.
Unless of course you haven’t made a bet in a few hours, then it’s just a big ignorant sonofabitch bully in the schoolyard that gets you cornered at recess and keeps punching you in the same spot of your arm until you get a bruise as big as a baby’s head, and you start crying so bad you lose control of your bowels and wet yourself.
And when you go inside and tell the teacher she tells you to pull up your sox and be a man. So you get your moxie up and go back outside and tell the bully he better start picking on someone else and the big fisted bastard just laughs and belts you a good one smack dab on the baby bruise and you fall down and bang your head on the bike rack, and when you wake up all the kids in your class are standing over you in a big circle laughing and pointing because while you were out the bully pulled down your pants and now everyone knows you’re wearing your Mom’s control top pantyhose and you got a big tattoo on your ass.

Kids can be cruel and that’s the king of thing that they never let a-boy forget.

Day in and day out teasing and mocking until the anger finally builds up in you and you can’t take it anymore. So you decide to track down that bully and lay a baby head bruise on him.

You find the guy living in a swanky shack in the good part of town, and you storm up his cobblestone walk and pound on his door, and the sonofabitch says “ Hey Noory big bruisy Shirley Temple ass cry baby” and he cranks you one right in the arm and you go down like overalls at quitting time and you split your head open on his porch.

But all things considered it was good to be alive.

Sounds like a gay show tonight. And I don’t mean “homosexual”. I just mean…gay. This show sounds gay tonight.

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“Pooooor Georrrrge…. He kint hepp it… He was born with a silver dildo in his sphincter.” — Ma Richards

1160. Damn.

1160?

That’s George’s SAT score doubled.

Listening to Hoagland from last weekend. Talking “disclosure”. He mentioned J. Allen Hynek (Gay Anal Hymen).

Time Travel is Occurring. Here’s Why…

Do you think time travel will EVER be mastered — whether 100 years from now, or 1,000,000 years from now?

Most people would say “Yes”, because consider the exponential learning & technological achievements we’ve made in just the last 50 years. Now times that by hundreds, thousands, or millions of years! Most people would say “Yes, at some point in the future — however distant or soon — time travel will be mastered.”

Well, then those from 100 or 1,000,000 years in the future who have mastered time travel could be here with us right now, yes?

We — people alive today in 2022 — don’t have to know how to time travel in order for it to be occurring today in 2022.