George Noory

Art’s gonna throw hands with a palmist.

GEORGE: We’re gonna do some personal palm readings next hour. What do you need from the callers, Vernon?

VERNON: I just need their name, birthdate, and a sample of the hair from their palm…

(DO THE WILD THING…)

George, why do you make it so easy?

Tomorrow’s night’s guest — Chef Ramsey — will teach George how to make spotted dick live on the air.

George just truly said: “Where does the palm start? Where the fingers end?”

Okay, that’s it… (CLICK!!!!)




George is spending this weekend building a she-shed.

George pays Jennifer Love Hewitt cash under the table to fart in a ziplock bag and FedEx Overnight it to him.

You could hear Noorch almost try to catch himself as he asked a question last night. I don't remember the exact phrase word for word but it was something to do with God giving us all different figerprints and palms. something like
Isnt it amazing how god gave us all different fingerprints and hands ( or palms ) ?

Noory Sucks and Tommy Blows

Lol George the master of profundity

Last couple days its been shark attacks in the news . Look out something is gon happen.

Yeah, remember the summer of 2001? Shark attacks in the news big time (bigly lol).

"graze to the wound er ,wound to the head !!???""

LOL!!! George is full of them.

What? Words of wisdom?

No. Mixed metaphors.



And it’s not even a mixed metaphor. It’s just plain idiocy.

As the guest is talking, George is working on his glutes. Actually, Tommy is working on George’s glutes.

Elvis the Pelvis

George giving another account of meeting a famous person for 20 seconds Lol. That name-dropping cuttlefish.

When is the mainstream media going to quit disingenuously talking about the evil of guns, and start talking about the pink elephant in the room — the age of most of these male mass shooters — between 16 & 26? That is “coincidentally” the age range that most mental disorders manifest. Probably has something to do with the combination of the changing hormones/chemicals, combined with the final development of the brain. And then couple that with certain environmental factors, and the recipe exists for these potential acts.

The fact that the msm isn’t talking about why so many of these events are perpetrated by 16-26 year old young men is clear evidence that the msm and the far Left has no desire to search for real solutions, and only want to use it politically in an attempt to erode the Second Amendment.

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Jeremy Irons

Jorch takes a blue pill to get the wrinkles out....

The Media won't ever talk about the facts .

They should start the beginning of every tv news hours with…

“In case you were having too good a day thus far…”

George blows balls.

Smokey Rub-it-in-son tomorrow night. That plastic-faced ghoul.

George got a deferment from the Vietnam War. His blue balls were so swollen they couldn’t find a standard issue pair of drawers for him.

“From the City of Anals…”

Michael Crimo Lol

Tonight: The History of Dinosaurs Lol

History? Someone tell them “history” is the written record of things past. Were there dinosaurs with remarkable penmanship?

George has bitten off more than he can chew tonight (just ask Tommy)…He’s gonna discuss 350 million years in 2 hours. Lol



George just said: “Vladimir Putin’s health appears to have escalated..” hahahaahahahahah I can’t take it!!!!!!

George thinks the BRICS countries are nations founded by Freemasons.