George Noory

LOLOLOOOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOL!!!

George keeps a buttplug in 24/7 just in case he gets abducted; he’ll be ready. At least that’s his excuse.

??? Jorch's aunt have a moustache ????

The guest — Dr. Earl Mindel — looks like Amy Klobuchar in reverse drag.

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…And wore combat boots.

At his next live stage event, George has a special surprise. He’s going to come on stage to rap as “Skid Mark-EE”.

Doc Wallach diagnosed George as suffering from wind.

Jorch is sooooooo Gangsta.

He even practises drive-by ejaculations....

Bwahahahahaaha.

Doc Walleye, that sleazy old supplement snake oil salesman.

Always turns up to C2C in wrinkled clothes.

Some sort of iron deficiency....

Love this^

Tonight on C2C, Jorch will attempt to break the Guinness World Record for wasting people's time.

We can all help by listening....

Jorch spent the weekend pumping gas.

Big Tahhmmeeee had a stomach upset....

Hahahahahahahaahahah!!!

The LAPD has just named George a person of disinterest.

George tells people he’s a hurricane aficionado and that’s why his personalized license plate says BIG BLOW.

Overheard in a Victoria’s Secret dressing room…

GEORGE: Does this thong make my ass look big?

George signed up to become Hindu when he heard there’d be an assram.

Trying to remain relevant as a 72-year old news presenter, George traveled to Fort Myers, FL to report on the hurricane.

He was last seen late last night, holding on to the trunk of a palm tree horizontally with his legs flying out behind him parallel to the ground like a carp flag on Boys Day in Yokohama harbor.

This Sunday, George and Tom-Tom are going to see a Los Angeles Rams football game. George is wearing a Rams jersey that says I.M. REAMED on the back. On the back of Tommy’s jersey it says MOAR.

George’s ancestor served at the pleasure of the king in the royal pumphouse.

That slack-cheeked Lebanese lounge lizard

And Jorch maintains the royal connection.
He bends over forwards to help any Queen he meets....

George is still crestfallen after the complete rejection of his movie treatment “Assablanca”

Peter Doocy on Arp Synthesizer