George Noory

^Jorch’s book & chapters LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Art sits down in the barber’s chair and giddily says, “Make me look like Rudi Dekkers!”

Brian “Cyclops” Kilmeade

Tonight on C2C, Jorch and Big Tahhmm Dongholster re-enact the sex scenes from the new sinking-without-a-trace-shoulda-gone-straight-to-streaming-ga​gging-for-it gay movie BROS.

This unique event sponsored by Slurpy ButtSauce Motion Lotion, the Lube they use in Hell

And "make me FEEL like Fatty Arbuckle's gin bottle."

Jorch's new tramp stamp reads; The ORIGINAL Pump & Dump

yeah who did it ????....dick

It's Trick Or Treat *every* night at Jorch's house....

George is a one tricky pony. And that trick is making Tommy’s dong disappear after he saddles George up.

George’s tramp stamp says: Learn To Code

Yeah, the old one “This End Up” was getting faded and worn.

George and Tahmee sent in several tapes to the producers of uber queer “Bros”, hoping to break into the specialty channel market.

Unfortunately they were rejected as being “too old” and “blatantly incontinent”.

However, their cinematic fudge packing efforts were rewarded when OSHA bought the rights to the sex sequence of George And Tahmee banging over the arm of a couch.

OSHA was impressed by the lack of genitals in the flabby tryst, and are using the film to illustrate the proper “lift with the legs” approach to move furniture.

Gawd damn

Tonight join George as his guest Dick(less) Morris regales us with tales of dressing up like a baby in diapers and gnawing on a prostitute’s nipples.

Jorch and South Korean one-hit-wonder PSY are working on a comeback single for the plump poser; working title GANGBANG STYLE

Aware of his rival's less-than-masculine voice, John B Wells has donated 4 of his testicles to Jorch in his will....

Jorch is working on a pilot for a new high-sex cop show franchise starring himself and Big Tahhmmeeee Danglehoser; working title, STD Miami, STD Vegas, STD New York etc etc



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New to Gayer.com, Jorch's "Stumbling Mumbling Fawning Faggy Interviews With Nobodies"

An irate Piers Moredong raged; "He's stealing my entire act!"

hahahahahahahahaahahahahah Piers Moredong LMAO!!!!!!!!

George gave Anil Cakmak a good old fashioned anal bleaching.

In his curricula vitae, George described himself as “balls to the wall.”

Little did his employers realize he was being literal and was referring to his proclivity for gloryholes.

But now George has tenure, nobody can do anything about it, and it’s a given that Friday & Saturday nights he’ll have his balls to the wall in some adult video booth in Hollywood.