George Noory

George has also been known to pick up wayward lads walking Santa Monica Blvd in his car… “Nuts to the struts”.

“Boulders to the shoulders”..

“Schlong in the thong”..

“Cocks betwixt rocks” — That’s where George uses his testicles like a pair of titty fucking boobs (which, incidentally, was his & Tom’s band’s name).

And Jorch always takes the Big Fella with him; Tahhmmmm Cruises!

Saw the Jorch/Tahhmmmmeeee band in San Jose, California.
They stood naked for a few minutes, jiggled flaps of flab for a few more, then played each other's instruments....

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George’s wife is remodeling…

WIFE: George, I’ve decided to go for a rustic look for the living room. Could you run down to Home Depot and pick up some knotty pine siding?

GEORGE: Sure.

(George returns an hour later)

GEORGE: They didn’t have naughty pine, so I bought some well-behaved Redwood.

The last time Jorch had any kind of red wood was when he was sunbathing nude outside a boy scouts' camp....

Big Tahhmmeeee Dongholster ate the Lindbergh baby....

so whutz da nut suckin show tonight?

r u serious?

was the begley one UH ANY GOOD?

DEMONIC OPPRESSION

AND

RELEASING NEG. ENERGY.

WOO HOO.

Jorch just checked into Hostelworld in LA under the name Crazy Joe Pipewipe....

George ate Ed Begley’s bagel.

Jorch and Big Tahhmmeeee are going to a western-themed party on the weekend.

Glutonous Tahhmm will be Wyatt Burp.

And Jorch is going as Wild Bill Suckcock. (He'll also be pulling on his chaps backwards.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

George was recently interviewed by Cosmopolitan magazine in an article entitled “That’s Not Rouge, It’s Rug Burn” in which he revealed some startling facts about the culture behind the show, “Coast to Coast AM”.

GN:”Sometimes they can be hard on you” the heavily wrinkled octagenarian sighed,”often I wonder if it’s really worth it.”

GN:”Every day I get beat up. Literally. Tahmee, under orders, whacks my back with nettles. 100 strokes.”

Cosmo:”100 strokes!?”

GN:” Yep. Then I lie down in a kiddie pool filled with urine. It really stings.”

Cosmo:”But why?”

GN:”All part of my routine. What’s really tough are the Kegel exercises where Tahmee puts a live M72 grenade in my butt and I have to keep it up there until the show is over.”

Cosmo:”This is insane! You do this for show prep?”

GN:”Show prep? No we just got into the habit. For show prep I just read Archie comics on the toilet”.

This^is GOLD!!!!

Or true????

Or both!!??

In professional circles George is known as The Stinking Winker.

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David Wilgobblecock

Steve Wynn Lol

Real name: Steve Weinberg

Where does it end?!