George Noory

Jorch is in the Guinness Book of Retards for the longest English-language sentence that contained the most mispronunciations and made no sense whatsoever.

George gave Sir Alec Guinness a handjob.

George retires 2 days after beginning his newest business venture — selling his farts in a jar.

Jorch actually invented a universal solvent.

But then had nothing to put it in....

LOL!!

Tonight join George as he… Oh what’s the use!


I love how George pretends to have read the guest’s book. Lol

“Great book, by the way.” — George

Just once I want to hear the guest reply, “Thanks. What part did you like best?”

Tommy would have to jump into action and supply George an ultra-quick summary in his headset.

Tonight join George as he interviews a prominent astronomer about The Big Gang Bang Theory.

GN:”The best part? Had to be when I wedged it under Tahmee’s head as I 69’d him while he was doing the Viennese Oyster. Outstanding book!”

George actually invented invisible ink.

When he completed writing his novel after 3 years of 18-hour days at his desk, incalculable hand cramps, and taking a toll on his physical health, George realized he forgot to develop the means to read the invisible ink.

Hey, this thread is for SATIRE! Not for TRUE stuff

Jorch just checked into Cedars Sinai Medical Centre with the tongue from his KISS Demon doll inserted deep in his fartbox....

hahahahahahahhahahahaha

Howhard Bloomers calls robots, “ROH-buts”

The chocolate starfish is Jorch's spirit animal.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Rob Thomas = Matchbox 20

Jorch Noory = Fartbox Many

Jorch has a "toy" he calls Steely Dan.

It's calibrated in inches.

The other night, at the climax of a particularly successful insertion, a joyful Jorch exclaimed to bedmate Tahhmm;

"Hey 19!"




Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 12/01/2022 06:35 AM

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“(G)hey 19”

George Noory, the man who said “If it’s (the banable word), I’m for it!”, has embraced the Christmas spirit by releasing several Christmas singles.

Under the name “Slidin’ up your Chimney!”, George croons the carols we all know and love.

Unfortunately, George’s pronunciation and ability to read 3x5 index cards has not improved and we’re left with these versions of holiday cheer…

“Deck The Halls” is now “Check the balls on Uncle Charley, fa la la la,…”

“Chesnuts Roasting on an Open Fire” is now “Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire..”

“Jingle Bells” is now “Dingle balls, dingle balls, hanging on my ass..”

Others are “The Little Hummer Twink”, “God Fist you hairy gentlemen”, and “Park the Hairy Anus sings”.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Richard C. Hoagland blew the meat whistle on NASA.

Jorch has just been awarded the Golden Kibbeh Ball, Lebanon's highest award for its citizens and/or descendants.

In typical fashion Jorch insisted that presenters embellish the original recipe.

At a glittering ceremony at Gaylords Glory Hole, he had his own balls covered in lashings of cracked wheat, pine nuts, onions & spices.

Later, Big Tahhmeeee - fresh from a night-long drinking session - provided the "Golden" sprinkling....




Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 12/02/2022 05:47 AM

Noory got bent in ghent