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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72989027 United States 01/22/2023 06:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tahmmy enters Jorch’s office to find him stretching — quadriceps, hamstrings, calves. Quoting: What is Aleppo TAHMMY: “Why the stretching, George?” JORCH: “I’m going to run my mouth for four hours tonight.” ^bwahahahaha^ Jorch also uses his tiny tentpeg to "enlarge the circle of his friends".... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72989027 United States 01/22/2023 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The topic of the second half of last night’s show was “Stupid Mistakes We’ve Made. Quoting: What is Aleppo When Jorch & his guest took calls, a guy named “Bart” called in and confessed, “I made a really stupid mistake a few years ago.” JORCH: “Do tell...” CALLER: “I gave the o.k. to hire an absolute dunce to replace me at work.” JORCH: “What type of work?” CALLER: “Broadcasting.” JORCH: “Oh really? Television or radio?” CALLER (dramatic pause): “Radio.” JORCH: “Hmmm...what did you say your name was?” CALLER: “Ar...er, Bart.” (Do the WILD thing at area code 818...501...4109)... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72989027 United States 01/22/2023 06:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BArt was driving by the Pahrump Municipal Complex when he noticed a softball game being played by the locals. He quickly pulls a Uey in his Super Sport Geo Metro and screeches to a halt near the field. He runs to home plate just as the ball is pitched and grabs the bat out of one of the players hands just in time to hit a home run.As he rounds the bases he professes his love to Crystal Gale . On the way back to his car he grabs a hot dog out of one of the managers hands and flips the crowd off. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63286947 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72989027 United States 01/22/2023 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch goes to the doctor for a sore throat. The doctor gives him instructions to remedy it and sends him on his way. But a week later Jorch is back... Quoting: What is Aleppo DOCTOR: “You’re back! How’s your sore throat?” JORCH: “Sore throat’s still there. I did what you said...I gargled every day with salt peter. DOCTOR: “I said ‘salt water’!” JORCH: (pause) “No wonder Tahmmy has been so upset with me lately” |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72989027 United States 01/22/2023 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch somehow qualifies to appear on Jeopardy... Quoting: What is Aleppo JORCH: “Let’s do ‘Noisy Upstairs Neighbors’ for 200, Alex.” ALEX: Finish this common apartment complex complaint... “It sounds like someone’s bouncing balls on the...blank...upstairs.” JORCH: What is “chin”? (Uncomfortably long pause, mixed with some snickering in the audience) ALEX: “Floor. ‘Floor’ is what we were looking for.” |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72989027 United States 01/22/2023 06:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What with both Veteran’s Day and Thanksgiving in the same month, Jorch has partaken in a meaningful November tradition since he was just a lad... Quoting: What is Aleppo He finds a scarecrow in a field, shoves a turkey drumstick up its keister, and jerks off on its face, before spray-painting “Kilroy Was Here” on its ass cheeks. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72989027 United States 01/22/2023 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch’s nickname is The Great White Shark, because he attacks suddenly and without warning (he silently farts in close quarters in public), then he wanders off while his initial attack debilitates his victims, then he returns later to survey the damage and “attack” again if need be. Quoting: What is Aleppo Down Under, Jorch is known as The White Pointer, but for a completely different reason. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72989027 United States 01/22/2023 06:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch calls Animal Regulation... Quoting: What is Aleppo “Hello, this is Animal Regulation, how can I help you?” JORCH: “My dog has treed a coon in my backyard. Can you send someone over to get it down?” “Have you tried luring it down with some peanut butter?” JORCH: “He says he won’t come down unless I get him a bucket of Extra Crispy KFC.” (Silence)... JORCH: “Hello?... Hello?...” (click)... (dial tone)... Jorch is a disgrace. |
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