George Noory

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Lol I remember that! Pure gold

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DECENT SHOW LAST NIGHT... CUNTY WILT.US WAS ON SAT. SO I CHOSE
NOT TO FUCKING BOTHER.

I think the fake doctor is on tonight.

George is such a science geek.

He had Michio Kaku on for a couple minutes.

MK:”You know George, many discoveries were made by accident. Take the discovery of the planet Uranus”..
GN:”(gasp!)”
MK it was accidentally discovered by a man named Hershel using his home made telescope in 1781!”
GN:”Uh, yeah. I’m familiar with his highway.”

George is labouring under the delusion that “Quantum Leap” actor Scott Bakula is actually called Scott Dracula.

The icing on the Alzheimer cake was when he asked him for Bella Lugosi’s autograph, followed by a “Do you think he’d come on the show?”

Boy II Man!!

Noory is still flogging the dead horse called Pee on Beef….




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An empty cavernous room, a cheap roll up back drop, a potted plant, a desk from Goodwill, and two folding chairs.

It just screams Noory!

Noory claims he flies to Colorado to film these amateurish scripted infomercials.

Probably filmed in a burnt out store in St. Louis.

Blast from the past!

Re: George Noory
George's recent infatuation with the Muslim singer has a nervous Tahmmee considering upping his game.

Last time he felt sexually threatened by a woman George had a boner for, he wrote, produced and starred in an off Broadway one man dance show based on his distant Irish Roots.

"Gay River Dance or Tappin' the Prostate Primal" was generally panned by critics as "a two hour romp of sweaty jello."

Tahmee still has the black sequined suit, now cardboard stiff with dried sweat stains.

George thinks an Eclipse is an online business that gives virtual haircuts.

I GET CLYDE LEWIS ON AM RADIO 1040 FROM 10 TO 1AM.THANK CHRIST

Ground Zerowitz

Art sits down in the barber’s chair and says, “Make me look like Fox News Florida correspondent Phil Keating!”

He looks like he has suffers from numerous strokes over the past years.

Or it he is allergic to Taumies man juice which makes Noory's face swell like that .

George served in the rectory.

Then he got served in the rectory.

Following Tahmmy's excellent instructions, George's Lincoln Navigator plowed through the night to Utah.

Unfortunately George's Noory Beets spilled on his GPS and they ended up on Foreskinwalker Ranch.

After a night of anal probings, they awoke somewhere in the salt desert.

George sodomized himself with a garden hose in order to understand Whitley Strieber.

At least that's what he told the emergency room doctor when his bum got hurt.

George is so cheap.

He was escorted off the premises of his Amazon distribution center for trying to return a “substandard dildo”.

True story.

Noory has hit the bottle.

He realizes its over.

He outlived Art.

He took over his show.

Ran it into the ground.

Linda Moulton Howe will never bang him.

He's drinking Vodka and Noory Beets.

He calls it "On The Rag".