George Noory

NO, LAST NIGHT. DUDE PRETTY MUCH SAYS WERE FUCT.

George Noory is gayer than:

a) a picnic basket
b) Liberace
c) a Hallmark card sent to your long time male companion
d) a double headed dildo with rwo tickets to “Guys and Dolls” taped to it
e) all of the above

Hoping to get in on the Groundhog Day business, George made an announcement this morning:

“This morning Spare Tire Tahmee saw his own penis!

6 more inches this winter!”

True story.

The nicest thing George Ralph Noory ever said to Tahmmy:

"I love the smell of me on your breath"

George’s favourite Bumper Music is his own version of the Elton John hit; "Don't Let My Son Go Down On Me"

Old Gold:



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“George Noory was so high from meeting Anus Jones that the blood rushed to his penis.

He was high, horny and gushing "Absolutely!" To everything the Texas Fatty said that when he glanced a big mud hole, he saw in his demented sex starved mind Tahmee's butthole and did what was natural for him.

George dove in head first.

They say in Texas that Noori drank a 10 gallon hatful of that shit, but truth be told, he was full of shit before he hit the water.

True story.“

Trace Gallagher has two panelists he’s talking to; one of whom is Guy Benson — an openly gay conservative.

Trace just opened the discussion to Benson by saying: “Guy, I know you love polls…”

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hogue?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

George just called the upcoming guest Benjamin BaNuch. Lol It’s BaRuch.

LOLOLOOOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

One of the best of the classics!! Pure gold!!!! Brown gold for Jorch.

The guest just gave a good summary and concluded with: “The world is run by secret societies.”

George jumped in VERY quickly so as not to let the guest’s words sink in too much, then he went right to the next question on the cue card: “Ben, does the Bible talk about what’s happening now in Ukraine?”

Ben paused before answering, kind of like he was in shock that George wouldn’t ask a follow up question to his statement about secret societies running the world.

George is the Phil Donahue…of haircuts.

* gatekeeper mode activated*

Jorch tonight

Interesting guest

“9/11 was planned but not by Arab terrorists. It was planned by secret societies.” — the guest

The guest is putting it all on the line. Good for ratings. But he risks his future credibility. He just said WW3 will start within 33 days from now.

If it doesn’t, George needs to have him back on to tar & feather him.

George nurses from Tommy’s areolas before each show.

Jorch just checked into the Chateau Marmont under the name Dixie Wrecked.

Big Tahhmmee is registered under Eaton Cox.

As it floated aimlessly over Montana the Chinese Spy Balloon picked up last nights Coast to Coast AM show. And promply turned back to China.

I'm in Canada for a while. Does C2C stream online anywhere in Canada? I can't find a feed. Maybe I'm failing at Google, or is this a broadcast rights thing?

What about Ed Dames?
Or John Hogue?

All bullshitters, and George is just their mudflap.

Yep

Upon arriving at work this morning, zookeepers at the Dallas Zoo were shocked to discover that three exotic monkeys were missing from their enclosure. In their place sat Art Bell perched on a branch eating a banana.

As a side note, visitors didn’t notice the difference.