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George Noory

 
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In his forthcoming autobiography - On My Knees For Art - Jorch is in a reflective mood.

Looking back on his "service" career, Jorch fondly recounted that his commanding officer Major Rectal Damage was the finest officer he ever served under.

And in the Navy, Jorch recalled how he'd hoped for command of a destroyer. Instead, his shipmates had given him a tug.... repeatedly....


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In his forthcoming autobiography - On My Knees For Art - Jorch is in a reflective mood.

Looking back on his "service" career, Jorch fondly recounted that his commanding officer Major Rectal Damage was the finest officer he ever served under.

And in the Navy, Jorch recalled how he'd hoped for command of a destroyer. Instead, his shipmates had given him a tug.... repeatedly....


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In an effort to make contact with his alien abductors from 1985 outside his cabin in upstate New York, Whitley goes on a month-long camping outing throughout the greater Hudson Valley. At night he sleeps al fresco, naked, face down with pillows under his mid-section so his ass is lifted up toward the sky in hopes of tempting the return of the bi-curious Grays.

As each night passes with no visitation, Whitley gets desperate and eventually erects a neon sign above him off the side of the busy interstate that says EAT HERE GET GAS with a neon arrow pointing down to his hoisted anus. He also borrows a rib-spreader from a thoracic surgeon friend of his and props open his asscheeks like cheese in a mousetrap. For the final lure, he paints the rim of his sphincter with lipstick.

After 30 days, no alien visitations. Just lots of long-haul truckers dumping their loads.
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In an effort to make contact with his alien abductors from 1985 outside his cabin in upstate New York, Whitley goes on a month-long camping outing throughout the greater Hudson Valley. At night he sleeps al fresco, naked, face down with pillows under his mid-section so his ass is lifted up toward the sky in hopes of tempting the return of the bi-curious Grays.

As each night passes with no visitation, Whitley gets desperate and eventually erects a neon sign above him off the side of the busy interstate that says EAT HERE GET GAS with a neon arrow pointing down to his hoisted anus. He also borrows a rib-spreader from a thoracic surgeon friend of his and props open his asscheeks like cheese in a mousetrap. For the final lure, he paints the rim of his sphincter with lipstick.

After 30 days, no alien visitations. Just lots of long-haul truckers dumping their loads.
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A big improvement over the days he was bare ass the bushes with “Free Rides” in felt marker on his cheeks…..
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In an effort to make contact with his alien abductors from 1985 outside his cabin in upstate New York, Whitley goes on a month-long camping outing throughout the greater Hudson Valley. At night he sleeps al fresco, naked, face down with pillows under his mid-section so his ass is lifted up toward the sky in hopes of tempting the return of the bi-curious Grays.

As each night passes with no visitation, Whitley gets desperate and eventually erects a neon sign above him off the side of the busy interstate that says EAT HERE GET GAS with a neon arrow pointing down to his hoisted anus. He also borrows a rib-spreader from a thoracic surgeon friend of his and props open his asscheeks like cheese in a mousetrap. For the final lure, he paints the rim of his sphincter with lipstick.

After 30 days, no alien visitations. Just lots of long-haul truckers dumping their loads.
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A big improvement over the days he was bare ass the bushes with “Free Rides” in felt marker on his cheeks…..
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George was caught riding Tommy’s Sandworm in the dunes by the beach. As they were being arrested, George tried to explain to the police officer that they were looking for Spice.
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Its gon down in Holmby Hills Yo!
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Its gon down in Holmby Hills Yo!
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DEVELOPING =======>

Jorch is at the wheel of his white Bronco chugging down the 91 freeway with Peen Diddler in the back on his cell to Johnny Cockring....

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DEVELOPING =======>

Jorch is at the wheel of his white Bronco chugging down the 91 freeway with Peen Diddler in the back on his cell to Johnny Cockring....

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In preparation for his trip to Germany, George gets a tramp stamp that says: SPREADEN ZEE CHEEKS.

Tommy gets one that says: MAKE THESE CAKES CLAP BITTE.
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DEVELOPING =======>

Jorch is at the wheel of his white Bronco chugging down the 91 freeway with Peen Diddler in the back on his cell to Johnny Cockring....

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bump
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That Bridge in Baltimore good lord just like tampa
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Regarding the alleged shot at JFK from the highway overpass, how would/could nobody see that shooter? He’d be right up there for all to see (including the drivers of the limo motorcade).
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When George is feeling sassy, he pronounces the word “charade” as shuh-RAHD.
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Corsi’s calling in from the Betty Ford Clinic in Rancho Mirage.

He commandeered the front desk phone during a shift change. Soon, Corsi will suddenly go silent as men in white coats with butterfly nets chase him through the hallways.
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Whenever George attends Contact in the Desert, he & Tommy stay at an upscale resort in notoriously gay Palm Springs. And during every visit, George inevitably calls the front desk complaining about the smell of ass in his room.

“Our sincerest apologies, sir. I’ll send someone up to extinguish the foul odor immediately..”

GEORGE: “No, you misunderstand. My partner and I requested a room with an overwhelming smell of ass. This room doesn’t cut it.”

“Ah, I understand, sir. I’m sending up a crew to accommodate your request: A man who has eaten only Taco Bell for the last week and hasn’t defecated for several days; a man who hasn’t showered in a month, went on a 5-day cross-country summer road trip with no air conditioning, and then went out jogging 10 miles in the desert heat; and a couple other gentlemen who will slide their un-wiped sphincters across the carpet like dogs. I hope this meets with your approval..”

GEORGE: “(sigh) Oh, I suppose..”
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Hoagland opens a bar in Dade County called The Miami Circle Jerk


There are couches placed strategically all around inside for visitors to bend over pantless and shout: “WHY ISN’T THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA COVERING THIS?!” for half-off their drinks all night.
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George has vacation homes in Tampon, Florida and Kotex, Kansas.
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That Bridge in Baltimore good lord just like tampa
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Before every professional sporting event, George stands, takes off his hat, puts his hand on Tommy’s “heart” (manboob) and sings The Shart Spangled Weiner.
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James Kallstrom " the cause of the FSK Bridge was defective rivets"
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That Bridge in Baltimore good lord just like tampa
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Ballstothewalltimore
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LOL Udo Dirkschnieder
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Before every professional sporting event, George stands, takes off his hat, puts his hand on Tommy’s “heart” (manboob) and sings The Shart Spangled Weiner.
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The Shart Spangled Banger
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That Bridge in Baltimore good lord just like tampa
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Ballstothewalltimore
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LOL Udo Dirkschnieder
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LOL!!!!!!!! Javol!!!!!!!!
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James Kallstrom " the cause of the FSK Bridge was defective rivets"
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chuckle
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That Bridge in Baltimore good lord just like tampa
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Ballstothewalltimore
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LOL Udo Dirkschnieder
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That bald Bavarian pretzel!!
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Art tries to start an Oktoberfest in Mecca.





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