George Noory

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One of the Drudge Report headlines...

Update: Ellen Likes Bush


Lol That absolute stool-sampling punster.

I just received a banner ad announcing that Arby’s has declared October as “Meatoberfest”!

Jorch must've received an exclusive early memo as he was purportedly spotted this morning in the St Louis metro area sitting in a parked 1973 Dodge Gremlin with 3 passengers outside of “his” Arby’s, anxiously awaiting them to open up today.

Art Bellend

NY Jets have a FG kicker whose last name is FICKEN!


I love it .

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Don’t forget about the “Cold-clit” kicker brothers. One’s on the Broncos.

And their cousin “Luke Warm-clit”.

Peenix, Arizona

Jorch likes to hang out at his local gym and get punched around the ring.

He's also considering taking up boxing....

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JORCH: Hey Tom, you’ve done some plumbing, right?

TAHHMY: Yeah.

JORCH: Can you come over this weekend and fix my ballcock?

TAHMMY: Sure.

JORCH: After that, maybe you can help me fix my toilet...

TAHMMY: Hey George, welcome back! How was your vacation in England?

JORCH: It was fantastic! I drove on the left side of the road; I drank tea in the afternoon; I even puffed on a faag.

TAHMMY: Wow, you really went native. But I didn’t know you smoked?

JORCH: (perplexed) I don’t...

JORCH: I also had some spotted dick.

TAHMMY: (pause) I’m not even going to bite.

JORCH: Yeah, they don’t like it when you use your teeth.

This Minnesota accent! Can Scott Wolter, Amy Klobuchar, Jesse Ventura, and Al Franken break off and form their own country where they can all speak with that accent to their hearts’ content?!

Fran Tarkenton will lead them.

Still laughing at “punched around the ring” hahahahahahajfaohafouffaiufaf

WOLTER: The Rock told me...

JORCH: Dwayne Johnson??

(Silence)...

“The hooked X”

We’d rather hear about the XXX hooker, Scott.

Man, all you have to do to sell books these days is have the words “Templar” and Code” in the title.

WOLTER: No, no... the rock... I listened to the rock. You know I’m a geologist, right George?

JORCH: Sure. So...what did Dwayne Johnson say? Did he ask if you could smell what he was cooking? Har, har, har...

(Silence)...

(Click!)

(Dial tone)...

Jorch petitioned to join the Chinese secret society — the Hongmen.

Upon arriving for his interview, Jorch was greeted by a group of small Asian men with hats that said “Hongmen”.

Disappointed, Jorch sighed and remarked, “I thought you guys were the Hungmen...”

Jorch is hung like a lightswitch.

Jorch thinks a “lay line” is a bunch of guys waiting their turn at an orgy.

^ love this one!?!?!?!?! ^

Jorch thinks condescending is a Greek parachutist....

Jorch has the words Area 51 tattooed just above his doopa.

Every night after the show he invites people from all over the US to enter it forcefully....

Jorch isn't concerned about the rapid ratings' slide of C2C.

In fact he's pumped.

Seems the bosses at Premier Networks told him if his numbers got any lower.... they'd pull him off.

Jorch can't wait....





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Jorch subscribes to the Ancient Assbandit theory.

Jorch is planning a big night on the road with some Randy VanWarmer.

Later, Jorch and his twink might even listen to some music....

Jorch’s neighbor sees him struggling with several bags of groceries after a big shopping and asks, “Can I help you with your load?”

Jorch responds, “That’d be wonderful, but first can you help me carry in these grocery bags?”