George Noory

Hahahahahahahaahahah!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

In fine print under that it says: Use of deadly force authorized

Jorch has a tramp stamp just above his asscrack that says Eingang with an arrow pointing down. Before engaging in unspeakable acts of debauchery, Jorch shaves his lower back so it’s legible.

Jorch fancies himself a pugilist. Someone should tell him tongue punching Tahmmy’s fart box doesn’t count.

^threw up a little in my mouth writing that.

Jorch is the Mr. Rogers of late night talk radio.

Each night when he arrives at work, instead of taking off his cardigan sweater, Jorch molts like a snake shedding its skin.

Only a select few have seen this in person; and those who have are scarred for life.

Before going out on the town on Friday night, Jorch puts lipstick on his sphincter.

Jorch is suing Premier Radio for not covering what he calls “a minor medical procedure” on his eyes, known in layman’s terms as “Marty Feldman Corrective Surgery”.

Jorch cheated in a charity AIDS run.

Jorch has a great costume this year for Halloween. He’s going to be a heterosexual, physically-appealing, competent, intelligent radio talk show host. Will anyone recognize him??

Like every Halloween, Jorch carves several pumpkins into the shape of a giant cock ‘n balls.

And like every Halloween, the neighborhood kids avoid his house like the plague.

The one time someone was brave enough to venture to knock at his front door, Jorch answered dressed as Stormy Daniels and gave the trick-or-treater a coupon for one free lap dance.

You know how Jorch tells the story about how he started out in college studying dentistry?

What he doesn’t tell is how that dream of being a dentist came to an abrupt end...

Jorch’s very first patient was in to have his wisdom teeth extracted. Before surgery the patient asked for “some gas”. Jorch obliged immediately by straddingly the man’s face and farting in his mouth before 3 dental hygienists pulled him off.

Jorch has the famous newspaper headline “Roswell Army Air Force Captures Flying Saucer” tattooed on his scrotum.

The next day after his scrotum swells up like a weather balloon, Jorch is forced to write a retraction.

^ this is just downright hilarious ^

And the worst part is, Jorch had Stanton Freebasing sniffing around it for clues for the past 40 years....





Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 10/14/2019 09:13 PM

^bwahahahahahahaha^

This explains why Jorch always looks a little "down in the mouth"....

Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 10/14/2019 09:21 PM

^ ewwwwwwwwwwww. LMAO. what an image! ^

Jorch wants to spend Halloween in Arkansas.

Apparently there they REALLY pump their kin....

^ bwahahahahaha ^

Then sells the hair to that ratbag Big Foot woman....

^ icky but true ^

This explains why Big Tahhmm uses Kaboom Scrub Free to clean his teeth, yeah?

Q: What's the difference between Jorch and a washing machine?

A: After you've dumped a load in a washer it doesn't follow you around for a month begging for more....

^ genuinely LOLd ^

Jorch wants to Drain Big Tahhmmeeee's Swamp and Make America "Greek" Again....

After a less than distinguished career in the Navy, Jorch nevertheless maintains a keen interest in all things "salty".

In fact, he and Tahhmmee Dudehoister are thinking about buying a boat.

Big Tahhmmeeee would like a 180-metre superyacht.

Jorch wants a tug....

HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL!!

There’s a full Hunter (Biden) Moon...

Will Joe call NASA and pressure them to stop investigating our planet’s only natural satellite?