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User ID: 77416187 United States 01/21/2020 12:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch has the biggest crush on cosmology egghead, Michio Kaku. Quoting: 4th Mesa MK: ".... (bla bla bla sciencey Mcscience Face) and so we can settle once and for all the question of whether there's life in the solar system with a mission to Mars". Jorch (gazing longingly at the great man of science): "what about a probe to Uranus?" Hahahahahahahshahshaha!!!! |
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User ID: 77416187 United States 01/21/2020 12:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch goes golfing and forgets to bring a bag to hold his clubs. Faithful producer Tom steps up to help. Tom does a headstand on a dolly with his legs spread and inserts woods and irons up his kiester. Jorch wheels faithful Tom around the green, stopping occasionally to select a wood from Tom’s brown. |
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User ID: 77416187 United States 01/22/2020 12:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Art was in Saigon on the last helicopter out before the fall of the U.S. embassy to the NVA. The year was 1973. The embassy grounds were swarming with thousands of South Vietnamese, desperate to evacuate their country to escape their inevitable slaughter at the hands of the bloodthirsty communists. As Art’s helicopter lifted off the embassy roof for the flight to a waiting troop transport ship off the coast, Art — ever the humanitarian — convinced the pilot to loop back around to the embassy. As the helicopter slowly lowered, then hovered 100 feet above the embassy grounds, Art leaned out of the side door putting one foot on the skid, with one hand holding a grab bar and in the other hand a megaphone. After instructing the pilot to steady the UH-61 “Huey” chopper, Art addressed the curiously expectant crowd below through his megaphone... ART: “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!” Then Art signals the pilot to fly off. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 46275206 Canada 01/22/2020 01:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Things are getting so bad Noori is doing his own commercials for marginal advertisers. "When producer Tahmee Danheiser's needs a new suit he heads over to the Sweaty Chin! Great looking clothes for the morbidly obese or moderately beached! The stock market is up and Tahmee's tummy hangs down, so what's he gonna wear to Arby's? A stylish body tarp from The Sweaty Chin of course! And that's genuine hand stitching on the seam." |
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User ID: 77416187 United States 01/22/2020 01:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Things are getting so bad Noori is doing his own commercials for marginal advertisers. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46275206 "When producer Tahmee Danheiser's needs a new suit he heads over to the Sweaty Chin! Great looking clothes for the morbidly obese or moderately beached! The stock market is up and Tahmee's tummy hangs down, so what's he gonna wear to Arby's? A stylish body tarp from The Sweaty Chin of course! And that's genuine hand stitching on the seam." HAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHA!!! Just spit out my Florida Grade A orange juice. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78310289 United States 01/22/2020 05:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch attributes his good health to eating canned dog food for the past 40 years. It also gives his mustache a shiny luster. Quoting: Just the Tip While shopping at the local Jewish market, Jorch becomes confused when he goes to the counter to pay for his items and sees a jar that says “Tips”. Quoting: Just the Tip Jorch goes golfing and forgets to bring a bag to hold his clubs. Faithful producer Tom steps up to help. Tom does a headstand on a dolly with his legs spread and inserts woods and irons up his kiester. Jorch wheels faithful Tom around the green, stopping occasionally to select a wood from Tom’s brown. Quoting: Just the Tip On his online profile, Jorch lists one of his favorite pastimes as “tongue-punching a fart box”. Quoting: Just the Tip TAHMMY: Hey George, wanna catch a game this weekend? Quoting: Just the Tip JORCH: Can’t. My unit got called up. TAHMMY: I didn’t know you were still in the military. I thought you got discharged. JORCH: I’m hopin’! (Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!) Things are getting so bad Noori is doing his own commercials for marginal advertisers. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46275206 "When producer Tahmee Danheiser's needs a new suit he heads over to the Sweaty Chin! Great looking clothes for the morbidly obese or moderately beached! The stock market is up and Tahmee's tummy hangs down, so what's he gonna wear to Arby's? A stylish body tarp from The Sweaty Chin of course! And that's genuine hand stitching on the seam." Jorch supplements his Coast to Coast salary with porch piracy. Quite the Renaissance Man. Quoting: Just the Tip |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78310289 United States 01/22/2020 05:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Art was in Saigon on the last helicopter out before the fall of the U.S. embassy to the NVA. The year was 1973. Quoting: Just the Tip The embassy grounds were swarming with thousands of South Vietnamese, desperate to evacuate their country to escape their inevitable slaughter at the hands of the bloodthirsty communists. As Art’s helicopter lifted off the embassy roof for the flight to a waiting troop transport ship off the coast, Art — ever the humanitarian — convinced the pilot to loop back around to the embassy. As the helicopter slowly lowered, then hovered 100 feet above the embassy grounds, Art leaned out of the side door putting one foot on the skid, with one hand holding a grab bar and in the other hand a megaphone. After instructing the pilot to steady the UH-61 “Huey” chopper, Art addressed the curiously expectant crowd below through his megaphone... ART: “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!” Then Art signals the pilot to fly off. Classic Roast |
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User ID: 38944323 Australia 01/22/2020 07:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Things are getting so bad Noori is doing his own commercials for marginal advertisers. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46275206 "When producer Tahmee Danheiser's needs a new suit he heads over to the Sweaty Chin! Great looking clothes for the morbidly obese or moderately beached! The stock market is up and Tahmee's tummy hangs down, so what's he gonna wear to Arby's? A stylish body tarp from The Sweaty Chin of course! And that's genuine hand stitching on the seam." ^absolutely loved this one^ 4th Mesa ~ "Jorch Noory is my spiritual guide" |
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User ID: 38944323 Australia 01/22/2020 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Art was in Saigon on the last helicopter out before the fall of the U.S. embassy to the NVA. The year was 1973. Quoting: Just the Tip The embassy grounds were swarming with thousands of South Vietnamese, desperate to evacuate their country to escape their inevitable slaughter at the hands of the bloodthirsty communists. As Art’s helicopter lifted off the embassy roof for the flight to a waiting troop transport ship off the coast, Art — ever the humanitarian — convinced the pilot to loop back around to the embassy. As the helicopter slowly lowered, then hovered 100 feet above the embassy grounds, Art leaned out of the side door putting one foot on the skid, with one hand holding a grab bar and in the other hand a megaphone. After instructing the pilot to steady the UH-61 “Huey” chopper, Art addressed the curiously expectant crowd below through his megaphone... ART: “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!” Then Art signals the pilot to fly off. Classic Roast ^ I concur! :) beautiful work. does Jorch deserve all this "love" from us? ^ 4th Mesa ~ "Jorch Noory is my spiritual guide" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76909798 United States 01/22/2020 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Neil Peart is DEAD? WTF!!!!! I HATE 2020!!!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78310289 I HATE COAST TO COAST EVEN MORE NOW ! HE WAS PUTTING THAT INTERVIEW TOGETHER FOR OVER TEN FUCKN YEARS...GREAT JOB SNOORY! WHAT ..12 YEARS...OR SINCE HE COME ON..SOMEONE ASKED/BEGGED HIM TO DO AN INTERVIEW WITH NEIL PEART!! FUCKED THAT ONE UP SNOORY..OVER A COCKSUCKIN DECADE! |
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User ID: 38944323 Australia 01/22/2020 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch attributes his good health to eating canned dog food for the past 40 years. It also gives his mustache a shiny luster. Quoting: Just the Tip While shopping at the local Jewish market, Jorch becomes confused when he goes to the counter to pay for his items and sees a jar that says “Tips”. Quoting: Just the Tip Jorch goes golfing and forgets to bring a bag to hold his clubs. Faithful producer Tom steps up to help. Tom does a headstand on a dolly with his legs spread and inserts woods and irons up his kiester. Jorch wheels faithful Tom around the green, stopping occasionally to select a wood from Tom’s brown. Quoting: Just the Tip On his online profile, Jorch lists one of his favorite pastimes as “tongue-punching a fart box”. Quoting: Just the Tip TAHMMY: Hey George, wanna catch a game this weekend? Quoting: Just the Tip JORCH: Can’t. My unit got called up. TAHMMY: I didn’t know you were still in the military. I thought you got discharged. JORCH: I’m hopin’! (Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!) Things are getting so bad Noori is doing his own commercials for marginal advertisers. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46275206 "When producer Tahmee Danheiser's needs a new suit he heads over to the Sweaty Chin! Great looking clothes for the morbidly obese or moderately beached! The stock market is up and Tahmee's tummy hangs down, so what's he gonna wear to Arby's? A stylish body tarp from The Sweaty Chin of course! And that's genuine hand stitching on the seam." Jorch supplements his Coast to Coast salary with porch piracy. Quite the Renaissance Man. Quoting: Just the Tip ^ awesome contributions, Mr Tip !!!! ^ 4th Mesa ~ "Jorch Noory is my spiritual guide" |
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User ID: 38944323 Australia 01/22/2020 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | On his online profile, Jorch lists one of his favorite pastimes as “tongue-punching a fart box”. Quoting: Just the Tip ^bwahahahahahaha^ And his greatest accomplishment? He lists that as "supporting" Anthony Weiner in his 2013 bid for Mayor of NYC. Thanks to Jorch's brilliant strategies, Weiner secured less than 5% of the vote. Before Jorch's intervention he was on 65%. Said Jorch; "I've been trying to pump up a weiner my whole life. It always ends the same. Lower than when I started." "But hey, I still made a good fist of it." 4th Mesa ~ "Jorch Noory is my spiritual guide" |
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User ID: 77416187 United States 01/22/2020 10:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | On his online profile, Jorch lists one of his favorite pastimes as “tongue-punching a fart box”. Quoting: Just the Tip ^bwahahahahahaha^ And his greatest accomplishment? He lists that as "supporting" Anthony Weiner in his 2013 bid for Mayor of NYC. Thanks to Jorch's brilliant strategies, Weiner secured less than 5% of the vote. Before Jorch's intervention he was on 65%. Said Jorch; "I've been trying to pump up a weiner my whole life. It always ends the same. Lower than when I started." "But hey, I still made a good fist of it." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaah Pure, unadulterated GOLD!!! |
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User ID: 38944323 Australia 01/23/2020 01:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch boasts that he would have had sex on his latest alien encounter. But the creature had reptile dysfunction.... Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 01/23/2020 01:44 AM 4th Mesa ~ "Jorch Noory is my spiritual guide" |
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User ID: 77416187 United States 01/23/2020 02:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch boasts that he would have had sex on his latest alien encounter. Quoting: 4th Mesa But the creature had reptile dysfunction.... Wunderbar!! Sehr, sehr gut! Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 01/23/2020 02:17 AM |
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User ID: 77416187 United States 01/23/2020 02:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch attributes his good health to eating canned dog food for the past 40 years. It also gives his mustache a shiny luster. Quoting: Just the Tip While shopping at the local Jewish market, Jorch becomes confused when he goes to the counter to pay for his items and sees a jar that says “Tips”. Quoting: Just the Tip Jorch goes golfing and forgets to bring a bag to hold his clubs. Faithful producer Tom steps up to help. Tom does a headstand on a dolly with his legs spread and inserts woods and irons up his kiester. Jorch wheels faithful Tom around the green, stopping occasionally to select a wood from Tom’s brown. Quoting: Just the Tip On his online profile, Jorch lists one of his favorite pastimes as “tongue-punching a fart box”. Quoting: Just the Tip TAHMMY: Hey George, wanna catch a game this weekend? Quoting: Just the Tip JORCH: Can’t. My unit got called up. TAHMMY: I didn’t know you were still in the military. I thought you got discharged. JORCH: I’m hopin’! (Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!) Things are getting so bad Noori is doing his own commercials for marginal advertisers. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46275206 "When producer Tahmee Danheiser's needs a new suit he heads over to the Sweaty Chin! Great looking clothes for the morbidly obese or moderately beached! The stock market is up and Tahmee's tummy hangs down, so what's he gonna wear to Arby's? A stylish body tarp from The Sweaty Chin of course! And that's genuine hand stitching on the seam." Jorch supplements his Coast to Coast salary with porch piracy. Quite the Renaissance Man. Quoting: Just the Tip ^ awesome contributions, Mr Tip !!!! ^ hahahahahaah!! Danke. |