George Noory

Big Tahhmmeeee Dudehoister believes he's the reincarnation of legendary Wild West railroad good time gal, Shunt McGunt....

Every week, Jorch has Manuel the Mexican Mobile Mechanic come over and tighten his nuts.

Then, if they have time, Manuel checks Jorch's vehicle as well....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOOOOOLOOOL!!!!

Tonight on Coast!

GN: "Well here we go! " Mad Mike" Hughes died in a spectacular rocket crash Saturday.

You know Tommy, it's weird."

TD: "What's weird George?"

GN: "Well, I personally checked out Mikey's rocket and it was ship shape. I used my experience in the Navy to guide me."

TD: "Uh huh."

GN: "I think Mikey had too much weight. That's why I loosened that cushion thingy on the seat. Unnessary weight."

TD: "You mean the parachute?"

GN: "Up next! Dead baby found in elevator and Peter Davenport reports!"

Imagine dying in a steam powered rocket in the year 2020.

$noory has a great show.a whole 24 minutes a hour after commercials and network breaks.

Chris Evert

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^classic^

Lyle!!! Lololololol That absolute twink!

Jorch is queefing his way through another show.

Wow you guys really don't like GN.

Why?

We come not to praise him, but to roast him.

Not so much "don't like" DL.
More that we think he's not up to the job, or not even trying.

From the standard of -- particularly early -- Art Bell (and some hosts, notably George Knapp), by comparison Jorch seems to be phoning it in.

No prep. No listening to answers (evidenced by his often inane follow-up questions). No actual interest at times. Staggering lack of knowledge of some topics. Random interjections. One of the truly awful hair hats of all time....

And his constant -- sometimes amusing, sometimes annoying -- mangling of the language.

That said, I think we all agree he seems to be a nice enough fella -- albeit one who takes himself a little too seriously -- and so it's more a roast than a condemnation, as Mr Tip said (ABOVE).

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In the spirit of DevoLeo's enquiry, I've determined to say something nice about Jorch.

Ummmmm....


Er.


Uhhhhh.



He loves his Mum?

He's turned Coast to Coast AM into a infomercial.

Gorch is trash, that's why he's on air.

Coast to Coast used to be interesting, now its like network tv overnight, one comercial after another., with a song then another commercial. Then he blathers for 8 minutes before another round of commercials.

Whoever bought up all the media does not want any intelligent thought put out on their airwaves.

Jorch is the man for the job!

shakeup at Dizney. Igor is out.very interesting. very interesting.

Oy gevalt!!

Which tribal member will replace him?

Its going to be a Putin/Mendelev arraignment.Igor is staying on to work on side projects squirt squirt . Some dude name Chapek. 47m a year Igor was paid .

Noory said he was going to step aside in 2012 . 8 years ago oh my!

Bloombergbaumblatt " People plan things overseas and execute them here "


Oh yes they do Mikey! Oh yes they do.