George Noory

That was Jorch’s Halloween costume. Green Arrow was taken, so Jorch had to settle for his dirtier, smellier sidekick — Brown Arrow.

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On a recent trip to Vietnam, a Saigon street girl ran up to Jorch, tugging at his shirt, saying, “Mister! Mister! How much dong you got?”

A bit embarrassed, Jorch answered, “Oh, I don’t know...about 4 inches.”

At that, the girl slapped him across the face & ran off crying, as Jorch’s guide proceeded to inform him that “dong” is the Vietnamese currency.



Back in the States at a single’s bar in L.A., a blond woman approached Jorch and asked him how much dong he had. Again Jorch answered, “About 4 inches.” And again he got slapped across the face.

Perplexed, Jorch stammered, “Hey! You’re not Vietnamese. Why did you slap me?”

The woman answered, “Because you’re hung like you are.”

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The recipients at the gloryhole know Jorch is kneeling on the other side of the wall when they hear him exclaim through the hole in his best Queen’s English, “Stand and deliver!”

Every Picture Tells a Story Don’t It

Jorch says the moon is made of Limburger cheese.

I always thought John B. Wells was the best host since Art Bell left. George Knapp is a close second. I agree Noory is just going through the motions. I still like the show, they still have some pretty good topics. But Noory is kind of a stuffed shirt.

Log in, John. Lol j/k ;)

Richard Syrett is a good host, imho.

Knapp's good, too. Someone once said Knapp sounds "tightly wound". LOL! He does, but still does a good job.

I'm not a big John B.M. Smells fan. He's got the voice, sure (from smoking 10 packs a day). But it takes him so long to process what the guest or caller says. It's beyond a pregnant pause. It's like a suspended birth. I've heard several people say -- after they've made their point -- "Hello?..." because John leaves so much dead air. Try Red Bull, Johnny boy! ;) (Actually don't. Those drinks are devastating to your system).

Jorch pays shemales to fart in his mouth.

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Art coughs violently into envelopes and mails them to his enemies.

Guess what? Jorch just saved a ton of money on facial hair hygiene by switching genders.

Hahahahahaha Dong Johnson LOL!!!!


Oh, you’ll be listening!

RON PAUL’S GOT BALLS!!! Bouncing on Janet Yellin’s chin.

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Jorch treats his coronavirus by dousing his vulva with talcum powder.

Hahahahaha

Jorch is tossing a salad. And that’s not Ranch dressing.

Emerging anus tonight

Why does Jorch pronounce Rhode Island... “Ro-DYE-lund”?

In a Dean Koontz novel from 1981, Koontz wrote about a pandemic called “Wuhan400”.

Hmmm...

Jorch is eating a nothingburger with special sauce (squirt! squirt!).

George has a brass plaque with an engraving in his office.

It's a quote from Whitley Streiber, and George looks at it whenever the critics get him drown


"I do this even though I know that it will elicit another round of sneering and jeering from sexually insecure and incompetent males. Let them jeer. It hurt, once. Now it causes me to feel only contempt.
On that night in 1985, a device called an electroejaculator was forced into my rectum, tearing it on the left side.
At the time, I had no idea what was happening to me, or why, in the context of such a horrific experience, I would suddenly have an erection. I then experienced ejaculation and watched helplessly as what I can only describe as a monster collected my ejaculate and took it away."

Wouldn't it be wild if the "Nuthawk" and Tahmee were out on a 1980's cross cuntry sex tour when they inadvertently happened upon a nerdy and bi guy at a local park?

George may have torn Whitley's anus and rectum when he neglected to remove his wristwatch before fisting him.

The UFO was a VW van Tahmee had at the time that George called the "Schwaggin Waggin"

True story

Gayvid Wilgobblecock?

^This is very possibly the greatest quote in human history. Certainly right up there with some of Jorch's own pronouncements; such as "Is it a portal?"^

Ut OH! Dorathy Kilgaren subject tonight .

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Embrace it!!!!!!!!!!!!

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