George Noory

JC’s been self-isolating since 1985.

Everyone’s internet cut out?

ooooooops forgot to listen . how was the skinwalker dude?

Couldn’t hear him over the sound of George playing the skinflute.

Before becoming a Navy Public Information Officer, George tried his hand at becoming a Navy SEAL. He “rang the bell” on the first morning during roll call.

TOMMY: “Happy Passover, George. Did you do anything special?”

GEORGE: “I flew to Israel and blew the shofar!”

TOMMY: “But you’re not Juuish.”

GEORGE: “No, but I was running late and he got me to the airport in time for my flight.”

Art flies to the Congo where he’s asked by an airport customs official, “Ubange?” Art responds, “Ubetcha!”

^the online equivalent to: Is this thing on? Lol

George finds out he has coronavirus. But not to worry, it’s a very mild case and he’s fine. Not wanting to infect anyone else, George self-quarantines for two weeks at the adult theater in Van Nuys. Booth #5 (third door on the left).

After his positive Covid-19 test (a very mild case) and hearing that coronavirus can be aerosolized, the ever responsible citizen George scrubs his asshole with Clorox anti-viral wipes in case he farts.

After being exposed to several people with coronavirus, George takes the advice of his doctor and self immolates.


“This’ll teach that darn virus!” mumbles George as he goes up in flames.

When Jorch finally got off the can and peered down to admire his work, what greeted his gaze was nothing less than extraordinary. It looked like felled tree trunks in the forest after Travis Walton and his lumberjack crew got threw with it.

20 passengers (on a 150-seat aircraft) on George’s flight from LAX to St. Louis. Wow. You won’t ever see that.

George “What’s Your Take?” Noory

“By the way, our webmaster Lex Lonehood is soliciting men at a public park bathroom...” — George

All George’s socks are standing at attention against the wall — crunchy and crusty — awaiting their next “mission”. (Squirt! Squirt!)

Dear PremRad ...

I beg you to cancel this show. Now is your time.

Hahahahahahaha!!!

Revolution!!!

Latest t-rent is up on TPB

t-rent??

Oh no...Thomas in La Jolla.

CPAP Line you’re on the air...

BLASPHEMY!!!

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Gloryholes...

If you build it, George will cum.

Quintessential Art bumper...

In case you missed it, JC's appearance last Friday night ranting about COVID 19