George Noory

George fancies himself the Omar Sharif of St. Louis.

A couple examples of why C2C is finished...

1) Friday night’s topic: Pendulums & Psychic Detectives.

PENDULUMS?! WTF?! Actually, watching a pendulum go back & forth for hours would be more entertaining than listening to C2C these days.


2) Wednesday night’s topic: Pandemic Dreams.

Hey George, I had a pandemic dream last night where a superbug was on the loose and humanity only had two weeks left, so I went out and had sex with all the women I knew before our existence ended. It was really graphic. Wanna hear about it?

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I sent George a bra for his last birthday. Lacy red.

'tom, can we still book that rush guy that everyone was talking about on one of those 'spirit phones'...? uh, tom?'

George sits on a MyPillow for his hemorrhoids.

George has taken up rearing gerbils.

Yes, he is wearing it and you may see it in the Coast carousel on the website. Go click now before it is too late.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

In these times of kow-towing to BLM, George is going to increase his retinue of black guests from 1 to 2.

When confronted for only having two blacks as regular guests on C2C, George defensively argues, “Hey, I increased them by 100%!”

Ian “I have black friends” Punnett

George wears a mask over his taint.

A tribal elder gave George a Sioux name— Corn in Stool.

George’s Native American name is “So Sioux Me”.

George & Tom are celebrating the Fourth by exploding their Piccolo Petes.

After that they’ll light off some fireworks.

George is so how... (How old is he?!)... George is so old he plays hacky sack with his scrotum.

*old

Tonight: “Spirit Rescue”.

Pass.

Tonight: Major Anal Games and Fapper Jackoff.

Pass.

lol hahahaha

George sits down in the SuperCuts chair and tells the stylist, “Give me the David Aye-kuh cut.”

George shits down the throat of his SuperCuts stylist.

U.S. Navy says it will no longer require a Physical Fitness assessment.

George can now re-up.

Tonight, guest host Richard Syrett welcomes Joshua Shapiro who'll discuss his quest to find the truth about crystal skulls, who made them, and why.

Pass.

George got skull from Crystal Gayle.