George Noory

TONIGHT-- Scholar of #occult ideas @MitchHorowitz shares practices to increase attractiveness, charisma, and self-worth during these tumultuous times! Then, intuitive @AnneJirsch takes us into future life progressions

Then Jorch takes ratings straight down the shitter.

TONIGHT-- Considered by many to be the preeminent historian of the UFO phenomenon, Richard Dolan is the author of two volumes of history, UFOs and the National Security State, as well as an analysis of the future. He'll share the latest news on UFOs and disclosure. Followed by author, speaker and natural intuitive Cyndi Dale, who has worked with over 70,000 clients, navigating the world of subtle energies. She'll discuss her groundbreaking energy techniques, and how they relate to illness and immune function in the COVID era

Intact crash retrivals

Anunnakis were shagging female neanderthals

Indubitably

It’s been four months since the lockdown started. Art hasn’t left the house and his food supplies have dwindled. He’s been eating bread the last three days. He has to get some food. He makes the decision to venture out and go shopping.
The big day has arrived. It’s 08:00 hours. Go time! Art wakes up at 3AM to begin this preparation for leaving the house. He showers, shaves his entire body from the neck down (to make him more streamlined so he can more quickly snatch an item from his grocery list off the shelf before a teetering elderly widow can get it), rubs himself down with essential oils, gives himself an enema, dresses in a bright fire-engine red Adidas track suit from the 1980s, a pair of $200 running shoes, a swimmer’s cap, three pairs of latex gloves, five bandanas over his mouth & nose, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar googles. Then over all that he wraps his entire body in Saran Wrap. He’s also “wearing” a ball-gag and a butt-plug so the virus can’t sneak in through his orifices. Then he has his neighbor spray him head to toe with RoundUp.
Ok, he’s all set. His hungry, shrunken stomach is rumbling as he somehow manages to drive to a nearby grocery store. He parks close to the store entrance. The butterflies in his stomach are fluttering. “You can do this!” he says to himself. He gets out of his car, 3-page shopping list in hand, turns to start walking to the entrance, when he’s immediately tasered, falls to the asphalt, and is handcuffed by a rent-a-cop for suspicion of domestic terrorism.
After regaining consciousness in the back of a police car on the way to the jail, he asks the police officer, “What’s for dinner tonight?”

katsitzsckan WTFFF is that George ??? U mean Kazhkistan Borat's haunt ??? !!!

AmAAAzeeeen!

Oh George, where will you take us tonight?

Answer: Nowhere because no one’s listening.

TONIGHT-- Bycycles. Followed by trains

Bicurious cycles followed by trans.

The Jet Propulsion Lavatory.

Hahahahahahahahaahhaah!!!

George wears an Elizabethan ruff for a cockring.

Snoory is 70 years old now.

Covid, where are yew?

Oh no, no, noooo...

The “casting couch” to be a guest on Coast consists of farting in George’s mouth. If he likes, you’re on!

He hasn’t turned down anyone yet.

George trying to figure out percentages on the air. Lol

Must be fun at a restaurant when George tries to figure out the tip.

This is George playing Tommy’s pan flute.

Noory is proof neanderthals fucked the monkeys.

Now George and Tommy can join together!

"I'll shew yew the ropes!" quipped Noory.

TD:"Does that mean you'll tie me up like a pot roast again?"

Tonight, Dr Anne is going to talk to us about Cov 19. And then Caroline is going to tell us about her experiences with ESP and telekinesis

“Doctor” Anne Lol. Where’s her degree from? The Bahamas?

GEORGE: “So tell us how you got started in your research...”

GUEST: “Well, about 20 years ago I had a flea circus, and...”

GEORGE: “Wait a minute. You mean to tell me you trained fleas to walk a tightrope, tame lions, and get fired out of a cannon?”

GUEST: (Silence due to disbelief).

GEORGE: “Hello? HELLO? I think we lost him. Tommy, call the guest back and see if you can get him back on, will you?”

I thought it was funny...