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George Noory

 
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George decides to order Thai food. The restaurant knows his order by heart...

Tom Yum

Golden bags

Prikh King

Soup of the day: Cum Sum Yung Gai


Then he curls up on the couch and watches Tom of Finland.

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George has a pet bird — a parakeet named Sam — who sits on his head and shits on his toupée throughout the show.


George cleans his toupée overnight in one of William Shatner’s SoClean CPAP cleaners.

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George takes Tommy out for a romantic dinner at Del Taco. Later at home, George puts on his CPAP mask, shoves the hose up Tommy’s rectum, and inhales deeply from Tommy’s anal hookah.

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George goes to the health clinic to get tested for Covid.

“Next! Mr. Noory?”

“That’s me!” responds George eagerly as he immediately jumps up from his seat, pulls his pants down, grabs his ankles, and shouts out, “I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!”
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Whenever George & Tommy are alone together and Tommy farts, George breaks out his I CAN’T BREATHE t-shirt and gives Tommy a loving smile.
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The details of George’s new contract have been made public. He’ll continue to host Coast to Coast AM through 2024...or until such time as his glass eye pops out, or his toupée starts to molt.
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The welcome mat at George’s front door says How Are Yew?
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George’s motto: Hands Up (the pooter), Don’t Shoot (too soon)!

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Every evening George and Tommy watch Jeopardy together on the couch. Every time one of them answers correctly, the other pulls one anal bead out of the other’s rectum with a resounding “Pop!” that initiates giggles among the two.
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George pays a prostitute to tinkle on a hotel bed that Long John Nebel once slept in.
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During the Covid pandemic, George has become known as a hypochondriac around the Coast to Coast office. He walks around all day with a thermometer up his ass.
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08/03/2020 11:39 AM
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Just looked at the show summary for tonight...

Tonight’s guest will “discuss his latest work on how technology can help humans overcome cognitive decline and preserve their thoughts when the brain no longer functions properly.”

Now, now, George... No free personal medical advice couched as show topics.

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Dr. Sky — Steven “Phoebe” Cates

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George just gave birth to a 6 pound, 5 ounce, bouncing baby b.m.
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George is doing prostate exam house calls.
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WTF he & tom relentlessly huxtering that friggin' september show in the Washington theater
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I aint heard from TAHHHMM in da Bronx lately ??? LOL hahaha hope he's ok ??? hey Jawwgge
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I aint heard from TAHHHMM in da Bronx lately ??? LOL hahaha hope he's ok ??? hey Jawwgge
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cruise
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WTF he & tom relentlessly huxtering that friggin' september show in the Washington theater
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Yeah, not gonna happen. Covid.

And why can’t George pronounce the word “theater”? He says “THUR-uh-dur”.

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WTF he & tom relentlessly huxtering that friggin' september show in the Washington theater
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When is George’s live show at Ford’s Theater? Performed from the balcony.
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Tonight’s guest: Joshua P. War-hen (cluck! cluck!) discussing Robert the Talking Realdoll (Squirt! Squirt!).
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WTF he & tom relentlessly huxtering that friggin' september show in the Washington theater
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When is George’s live show at Ford’s Theater? Performed from the balcony.
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In this version Tommy, (playing John "twinks" Gloryhole- Booth) nails President "Stinkin'" Lincoln (ably played by an oiled George Noory in assless leather chaps and a black stetson hat), in the nether regions with his dinky Derringer.

Early reviews panned the performance comparing it to an overweight cat trying to climb up the back of an old couch.

Will they make Broadway?

Only time will tell....
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WTF he & tom relentlessly huxtering that friggin' september show in the Washington theater
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When is George’s live show at Ford’s Theater? Performed from the balcony.
 Quoting: THNKuCLLR


In this version Tommy, (playing John "twinks" Gloryhole- Booth) nails President "Stinkin'" Lincoln (ably played by an oiled George Noory in assless leather chaps and a black stetson hat), in the nether regions with his dinky Derringer.

Early reviews panned the performance comparing it to an overweight cat trying to climb up the back of an old couch.

Will they make Broadway?

Only time will tell....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45649267


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The Legend of Sleepy Hollow: How George gave the Headless Horseman head.
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bump bonghit
Bless my fuck



"It’s in my interest, in ours perhaps, or maybe the interests of the greater good, for me to smoke a joint, and calm down.”
— Hunter S. Thompson



"I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling!"



:rockon:
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George’s finest work was playing Adrian Monk.
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Pun Pun tonight.
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bump


DB Cooper being discussed tonight!
Bless my fuck



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— Hunter S. Thompson



"I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling!"



:rockon:
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DB Cooper being discussed tonight!
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


BM Pooper
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Anal Pungent has a hard-on for BM Pooper and the Smiley Faced Killers.

(Sounds like a good band name)





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