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George Noory |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79394782
United States 11/03/2020 01:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why is George so boring? It's sounds like he is getting ready to fall asleep at any moment. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77565946
United States 11/03/2020 02:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George plays this Moody Blues bumper driving down Santa Monica Blvd on a balmy night with the top down, the wind in his hair, and a 6’6” shemale named Taniqua by his side. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79579625
United States 11/03/2020 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77565946
United States 11/03/2020 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George considers himself a seer. He looks through peepholes at night. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77565946
United States 11/03/2020 02:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dicksville Scatch
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79579625 Pricksville Snatch |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79579625
United States 11/03/2020 02:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |
Why is George so boring? It's sounds like he is getting ready to fall asleep at any moment.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79394782 Two Martinis before the show at dinner? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77565946
United States 11/03/2020 02:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TOMMY: Where did you vote, George?
GEORGE: Gobbler’s Nob.
TOMMY: You cast your vote in Gobbler’s Nob?
GEORGE: If by ‘cast your vote’ you mean manned a gloryhole, then yes. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79579625
United States 11/03/2020 02:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George considers himself a seer. He looks through peepholes at night.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77565946 He gives the local adult theater 3 out of 5 jizz mops. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77565946
United States 11/03/2020 02:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why is George so boring? It's sounds like he is getting ready to fall asleep at any moment.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79394782 Two Martinis before the show at dinner? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79579625 ..And he’s fully ensconced in a Fleshlight. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79579625
United States 11/03/2020 02:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TOMMY: Where did you vote, George?
GEORGE: Gobbler’s Nob.
TOMMY: You cast your vote in Gobbler’s Nob?
GEORGE: If by ‘cast your vote’ you mean manned a gloryhole, then yes.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77565946   |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77565946
United States 11/03/2020 02:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77565946
United States 11/03/2020 02:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tomorrow is the single most anticipated day — not only in the U.S. but around the world — in the last 75 years. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77565946
United States 11/03/2020 02:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hogue: “You don’t underestimate a guy with Uranus in his house.” |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77917417
Czech Republic 11/03/2020 02:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do your chads hang low, Do they wobble to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot, Can you tie them in a bow,
Can you throw ‘em over your shoulder like a continental soldier,
Do your chads...hang...low... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77917417
Czech Republic 11/03/2020 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George pulls the drapes, turns out the lights, and furiously jerks off to live election coverage. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77917417
Czech Republic 11/03/2020 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hogue: “You don’t underestimate a guy with Uranus in his house.”
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77565946 ...or in his mouth. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77917417
Czech Republic 11/03/2020 02:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For Halloween, George dressed up in blackface as a porter on the Trump Train. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77917417
Czech Republic 11/03/2020 02:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For Halloween, George dressed up in blackface as a porter on the Trump Train.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77917417 “Hoooo, boy... Sho’ do looks like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?” |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79503453
United States 11/03/2020 02:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For Halloween, George dressed up in blackface as a porter on the Trump Train.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77917417 “Hoooo, boy... Sho’ do looks like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?” Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77917417 AHA ! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77917417
Czech Republic 11/03/2020 02:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For Halloween, George dressed up in blackface as a porter on the Trump Train.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77917417 “Hoooo, boy... Sho’ do looks like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?” Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77917417 AHA ! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79503453 Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Yes!! C’est moi!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77917417
Czech Republic 11/03/2020 02:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Join George live from the Sudetenland for a one-night only appearance! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77917417
Czech Republic 11/03/2020 03:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Join George live from the Sudetenland for a one-night only appearance!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77917417 Then it’s on to Vienna, Danzig, and finishing up with a huge show in Nuremberg. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77917417
Czech Republic 11/03/2020 03:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To celebrate the election results tomorrow night, George hopes to break in his new tramp stamp that says EINGANG with an arrow pointing down. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77917417
Czech Republic 11/03/2020 03:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78734849
Czech Republic 11/03/2020 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George got his start in the entertainment field in his 6th grade play. He played a tree. His performance was riveting. He got so many calls following the performance, he had to hire an agent. A guuish agent! True success. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78734849
Czech Republic 11/03/2020 11:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |
George got his start in the entertainment field in his 6th grade play. He played a tree. His performance was riveting. He got so many calls following the performance, he had to hire an agent. A guuish agent! True success.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78734849 To advance his career exponentially, George’s agent suggested he change his name. For the next decade, George went by “Barry Lipshitz”. His career skyrocketed, much as Caryn Johnson’s did when she changed her name to Whoopi Goldberg. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77558479
United States 11/03/2020 11:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | License plate on George’s Lincoln Navigator says SIZQEEN. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77558479
United States 11/03/2020 11:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George is such a front-runner/pushover/finger-in-the-wind’er... He has flags for both BIDEN 2020! and TRUMP 2020! in his car ready to fly one from his antenna the second the winner is announced. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77595316
United States 11/03/2020 01:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George is the Benjamin Harrison of talk radio.
Who?
Exactly. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72926534
United States 11/03/2020 03:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George always says that he doesn’t cast a vote for President because he wants to remain impartial.
Just think about that statement for a minute. Lol |
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