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George Noory

 
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Why is George so boring? It's sounds like he is getting ready to fall asleep at any moment.
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George plays this Moody Blues bumper driving down Santa Monica Blvd on a balmy night with the top down, the wind in his hair, and a 6’6” shemale named Taniqua by his side.
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11/03/2020 02:11 AM
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Dicksville Scatch
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George considers himself a seer. He looks through peepholes at night.
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Dicksville Scatch
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Pricksville Snatch
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Why is George so boring? It's sounds like he is getting ready to fall asleep at any moment.
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Two Martinis before the show at dinner?
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TOMMY: Where did you vote, George?

GEORGE: Gobbler’s Nob.

TOMMY: You cast your vote in Gobbler’s Nob?

GEORGE: If by ‘cast your vote’ you mean manned a gloryhole, then yes.
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George considers himself a seer. He looks through peepholes at night.
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He gives the local adult theater 3 out of 5 jizz mops.
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Why is George so boring? It's sounds like he is getting ready to fall asleep at any moment.
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Two Martinis before the show at dinner?
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..And he’s fully ensconced in a Fleshlight.
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TOMMY: Where did you vote, George?

GEORGE: Gobbler’s Nob.

TOMMY: You cast your vote in Gobbler’s Nob?

GEORGE: If by ‘cast your vote’ you mean manned a gloryhole, then yes.
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rofllmao
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George considers himself a seer. He looks through peepholes at night.
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He gives the local adult theater 3 out of 5 jizz mops.
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rofl1rof1rofl1rof1rofl1rof1rofl1rof1rofl
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11/03/2020 02:23 AM
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Tomorrow is the single most anticipated day — not only in the U.S. but around the world — in the last 75 years.
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11/03/2020 02:24 AM
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Hogue: “You don’t underestimate a guy with Uranus in his house.”
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11/03/2020 02:31 AM
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Do your chads hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro,

Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow,

Can you throw ‘em over your shoulder like a continental soldier,

Do your chads...hang...low...
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11/03/2020 02:39 AM
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George pulls the drapes, turns out the lights, and furiously jerks off to live election coverage.
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11/03/2020 02:39 AM
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Hogue: “You don’t underestimate a guy with Uranus in his house.”
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...or in his mouth.
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11/03/2020 02:41 AM
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For Halloween, George dressed up in blackface as a porter on the Trump Train.
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11/03/2020 02:42 AM
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For Halloween, George dressed up in blackface as a porter on the Trump Train.
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“Hoooo, boy... Sho’ do looks like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”
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11/03/2020 02:55 AM
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For Halloween, George dressed up in blackface as a porter on the Trump Train.
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“Hoooo, boy... Sho’ do looks like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”
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AHA !
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For Halloween, George dressed up in blackface as a porter on the Trump Train.
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“Hoooo, boy... Sho’ do looks like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”
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AHA !
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Yes!! C’est moi!!!
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Join George live from the Sudetenland for a one-night only appearance!
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Join George live from the Sudetenland for a one-night only appearance!
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Then it’s on to Vienna, Danzig, and finishing up with a huge show in Nuremberg.
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To celebrate the election results tomorrow night, George hopes to break in his new tramp stamp that says EINGANG with an arrow pointing down.
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11/03/2020 03:04 AM
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AHA!!!
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11/03/2020 11:24 AM
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George got his start in the entertainment field in his 6th grade play. He played a tree. His performance was riveting. He got so many calls following the performance, he had to hire an agent. A guuish agent! True success.
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11/03/2020 11:28 AM
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George got his start in the entertainment field in his 6th grade play. He played a tree. His performance was riveting. He got so many calls following the performance, he had to hire an agent. A guuish agent! True success.
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To advance his career exponentially, George’s agent suggested he change his name. For the next decade, George went by “Barry Lipshitz”. His career skyrocketed, much as Caryn Johnson’s did when she changed her name to Whoopi Goldberg.
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11/03/2020 11:44 AM
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License plate on George’s Lincoln Navigator says SIZQEEN.
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11/03/2020 11:48 AM
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George is such a front-runner/pushover/finger-in-the-wind’er... He has flags for both BIDEN 2020! and TRUMP 2020! in his car ready to fly one from his antenna the second the winner is announced.
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11/03/2020 01:18 PM
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George is the Benjamin Harrison of talk radio.

Who?

Exactly.
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11/03/2020 03:06 PM
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George always says that he doesn’t cast a vote for President because he wants to remain impartial.

Just think about that statement for a minute. Lol





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